burning 4 revenge Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Whoa. Awesome. From your backyard? No but you see that kind of thing all over here Link to post Share on other sites
burning 4 revenge Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I should take the day off tomorrow and go to my parents. They live in a house where they have a view of the interstate Alpha will be driving on. Theres a big farm between their backyard and the interstate, but with a telescope I may be able to spot Alpha as he drives south toward St Louis Link to post Share on other sites
Sibyl Vane Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I should take the day off tomorrow and go to my parents. They live in a house where they have a view of the interstate Alpha will be driving on. Theres a big farm between their backyard and the interstate, but with a telescope I may be able to spot Alpha as he drives south toward St Louis Dude, creepy. Link to post Share on other sites
burning 4 revenge Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Dude, creepy. well i then i guess ill have to just look forward to his twitter texts cataloging his adventure Link to post Share on other sites
Author alphamale Posted May 22, 2009 Author Share Posted May 22, 2009 ok i'm leavin' Link to post Share on other sites
Sibyl Vane Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 ok i'm leavin' Hope yer bum doesn't go numb. Drive safe okay. Link to post Share on other sites
BenThereDunThat Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 ok i'm leavin' Shut the laptop down and leave already! Link to post Share on other sites
jerbear Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Shut the laptop down and leave already! If he did, he won't be able to call for backup! Link to post Share on other sites
BenThereDunThat Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Alpha just called to report that he is 110 miles out of Chicago, stopped at a rest area to "massively relieve himself" (TMI, anyone?) and he can't believe it's "All f***ing farmland, man!" Then his phone started cutting out. Link to post Share on other sites
BubblyPopcorn Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Alpha just called to report that he is 110 miles out of Chicago, stopped at a rest area to "massively relieve himself" (TMI, anyone?) and he can't believe it's "All f***ing farmland, man!" Then his phone started cutting out. Good Lord, maybe he needs to cut back on the 7-Eleven Big Gulps. Well I hope he was referring to #1 versus #2 at least, lol Link to post Share on other sites
whichwayisup Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 aww, how come? because now we're stuck having to tell everyone about it, good or bad? If you two wanted to really mess everyone up on LS, don't post about and don't tell anyone through PM about it! Talk about curosity, it would kill some around here not to hear 'what happened' this weekend.... Link to post Share on other sites
sxyNYCcpl Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Every girl claims that they never have sex on the first date... right before they do. Before I could say "I'm not that kind of girl", I was! :bunny: Link to post Share on other sites
Trialbyfire Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Alpha just called to report that he is 110 miles out of Chicago, stopped at a rest area to "massively relieve himself" (TMI, anyone?) and he can't believe it's "All f***ing farmland, man!" Then his phone started cutting out.Tell him he's driving like a grandfather. The gas pedal is the big pedal on the right. Use it! Link to post Share on other sites
BenThereDunThat Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Tell him he's driving like a grandfather. The gas pedal is the big pedal on the right. Use it! Really? I was just thinking he was making pretty good time. He's already gone through Springfield, will be here in about an hour and a half. Better time than whenever I've done the trip with the girls. Of course, we would drink the whole way and stop 5,000 times to pee. Holiday weekend, he's seen cops just about the whole way. Link to post Share on other sites
gopher Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I've made that trip from Chicago a hundred times, and I know where all the rest stops are! Good luck to you guys...hope you have a nice weekend together. Link to post Share on other sites
Trialbyfire Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Really? I was just thinking he was making pretty good time. He's already gone through Springfield, will be here in about an hour and a half. Better time than whenever I've done the trip with the girls. Of course, we would drink the whole way and stop 5,000 times to pee. Holiday weekend, he's seen cops just about the whole way.Okay, now this I can understand. He has to stay close to the speed limit. It helps to have a radar/laser detector but if he doesn't, then yes, caution all the way. Link to post Share on other sites
burning 4 revenge Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 So Alpha must have met BTDT by now... Link to post Share on other sites
Trialbyfire Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 So Alpha must have met BTDT by now...Yes! I wonder what they're doing, right now? Link to post Share on other sites
burning 4 revenge Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Yes! I wonder what they're doing, right now? Do you think Alpha is talking to BTDT in a pseudo-cockney accent? Link to post Share on other sites
Trialbyfire Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Do you think Alpha is talking to BTDT in a pseudo-cockney accent?Most definitely. They're at her place, chatting about jamokes they both know, over a couple of beers! Hmmm...actually, they're both laughing at us right now, not posting about anything, just to keep the suspense going. Hi BTDT, Hi alpha! Link to post Share on other sites
Author alphamale Posted May 22, 2009 Author Share Posted May 22, 2009 So Alpha must have met BTDT by now... Yes! I wonder what they're doing, right now? i'm hear with BTDT at the bar at the hilton. arrived safetly. she's drinking bud lite and i'm drinking newcastle. goin' to rib-fest in a couple hours. she seems fairly normal as do her friends *phew* Link to post Share on other sites
BenThereDunThat Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Do you think Alpha is talking to BTDT in a pseudo-cockney accent? Most definitely. They're at her place, chatting about jamokes they both know, over a couple of beers! Hmmm...actually, they're both laughing at us right now, not posting about anything, just to keep the suspense going. Hi BTDT, Hi alpha! i'm hear with BTDT at the bar at the hilton. arrived safetly. she's drinking bud lite and i'm drinking newcastle. goin' to rib-fest in a couple hours. she seems fairly normal as do her friends *phew* I tried asking him what "fairly normal" meant, but he told me I was reading too much into it. He's sitting right here drinking a newcastle....my friends met him before I did....thumbs up all around.... We're taking care of him, rest assured. Link to post Share on other sites
Author alphamale Posted May 22, 2009 Author Share Posted May 22, 2009 kudos to our bartender and friend trish here at teh st. louis hilton Link to post Share on other sites
GorillaTheater Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Cool story; hope you guys have a great time. What are the chances of pics being posted? Link to post Share on other sites
Land Shark Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 Hm.. Not a word for a couple hours now... Wonder what they are doing... Hm... Link to post Share on other sites
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