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Huh? :confused:

 

I was just teasing, Amay. You dared to question the LS GOD. :eek:

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amaysngrace
Lake o'fire for Amay. :(

 

Who are you to judge?

 

Are you God? :laugh:

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amaysngrace
I was just teasing, Amay. You dared to question the LS GOD. :eek:

 

Oh is that what this is about? I thought it was about holy rollers. :laugh:

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GorillaTheater
Who are you to judge?

 

Are you God? :laugh:

 

I'm a god, not the God. It's probably an important distinction. But you'll have other things to ponder upon as you ride that greased rocket sled to HELL.

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GorillaTheater

I just realized that I finally hit 400 posts. Only 30,382 to go.

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Problem is Tony darling. .is that I don't believe in heaven.. :o

and if there was one.. I would rather go to hell.. heaven must be sooo freaken boring.. :lmao:

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JohnnyBlaze
Personally I think it's pretty arrogant for someone to say how to get to heaven.

 

How do they know what God will require? They aren't God. And to say what will work is like playing God. It's totally arrogant.

Actually, I can say what will work. Follow me around, take note of everything I do, and then do the complete opposite. That'll give you at least a 99.5% chance, if not greater. I tell ya, if Hitler had been born 90 years later and followed this advice, he'd be up there right now beating Jesus at poker; assuming, of course, that the "no miracles" rule was in effect.

 

Personally, I hope the atheists are right, because if any other religion is right, I'm going to Hell. I think the last line in my previous paragraph pretty much proves that.

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OH NO! The implications of this, just hit me. I'll be meeting y'all somewhere else and spending eternity with you.

 

Thank god I'm an Athiest and dont believe in heaven or hell :laugh:

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Lovelybird

The reason is obvious, you rather follow your own flesh and selfishness and ego than LS guidelines, just that simple

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justin180
Personally I think it's pretty arrogant for someone to say how to get to heaven.

 

How do they know what God will require? They aren't God. And to say what will work is like playing God. It's totally arrogant.

 

God requires nothing from nobody. We're all going to heaven. I'm not ashamed of the gospel. If you've got a problem with my zeal then go talk to God about it. Whether or not you think I'm arrogant is an irrelevant issue. It only matters what God thinks.

 

You need to read the book "the gospel of inclusion". It will change your life. I believe everything this author says. So yes I can go around judging people but the judgment is positive. I can speak on God's behalf by judging everyone as righteous & bound for heaven.

 

There's nothing wrong with judging others as long as that judgment of them is positive. Judgment simply means verdict. The verdict can either be positive or negative.

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God requires nothing from nobody. We're all going to heaven. I'm not ashamed of the gospel. If you've got a problem with my zeal then go talk to God about it. Whether or not you think I'm arrogant is an irrelevant issue. It only matters what God thinks.

 

You need to read the book "the gospel of inclusion". It will change your life. I believe everything this author says. So yes I can go around judging people but the judgment is positive. I can speak on God's behalf by judging everyone as righteous & bound for heaven.

 

There's nothing wrong with judging others as long as that judgment of them is positive. Judgment simply means verdict. The verdict can either be positive or negative.

 

I spoke to god yesterday and he said it's ok to do whatever I want because he doesn't really exist, but we can't go to heaven because that doesn't exist either (Oh sorry Tony, he also said that even though he doesn't exist he will be really p*ssed if we don't stick to the LS rules & Regs) :):):)

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