alphamale Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 He doesn't have any problems pulling chicks Alpha...... yea but anyone can "pull" those chicks, they're C and D listers. I'm talking about the A list and B list women. Link to post Share on other sites
Mary3 Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 He doesn't have any problems pulling chicks Alpha... I've seen lesser numbers coming from others here on LS... Maybe the homely guys have bigger * packages * I think he made references a few times that he has a big Johnson... Link to post Share on other sites
alphamale Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 i'm sorry TP those were some insensitive comments on my part. i guess i'm just in a foul mood. Link to post Share on other sites
underpants Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 Someone is quoting from their Mystery/Diangelo playbook. Awesome. Link to post Share on other sites
Touche Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 yea but anyone can "pull" those chicks, they're C and D listers. I'm talking about the A list and B list women. Alpha, can you pull the A and B list women? I love my sweet LS men who are in a foul mood. Kisses, sweeties. Link to post Share on other sites
Art_Critic Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 Alpha, can you pull the A and B list women? Before he answers I want to see the list... One person's A/B is another's D and vise versa... Link to post Share on other sites
Touche Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 Before he answers I want to see the list... One person's A/B is another's D and vise versa... Absolutely, honey. It's just like one person thinks they have a HUGE ring and another person thinks they just have a nice sized ring. Can Alpha get an A/B? Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted June 6, 2009 Author Share Posted June 6, 2009 I have to say your current GF seems to be getting the short end of the stick here... unless she's aware its only a physical relationship? Sounds like you should end that immediately to me. My current GF is a swinger, as in the whole "lifestyle" thing... She's a committment-phobe, and does NOT plan on getting married (again..she's divorced), and is 100% against having kids. If I were to drag things out with her, *I* would be getting the short end of the stick. -TP not that my stick is short Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted June 6, 2009 Author Share Posted June 6, 2009 I'm sure thats not the * only * roast beef you will be having tonite. lol..okay enough with the Jokes...My next letter will be tough love... LOL...and it was the only "roast beef" I had last night. We had dinner, and watched a couple of movies. And that's all. -TP got more lovin' from her doggie lol Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted June 6, 2009 Author Share Posted June 6, 2009 But THIS is my point ! WHY do you KNOW all these things ? 3 Years later ? Heck , you shouldn't even know ANYTHING about how she's doing. That is unless she is your buddy buddy friend now and she knows what color shorts you will wear tomorrow... I know those things because the first couple of times we talked, it was mostly "so, what have you been up to the last 3 years?" -TP what up? Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted June 6, 2009 Author Share Posted June 6, 2009 I say you just need to ask her to marry you.. NOW... Do it TP.. Ask her to be your wife.. Do it before the weekend is up, you don't want to waste one more second before getting on with the rest of your lives together... lol....slow down, sailor. I aint rushing things THAT much.... lol -TP yikes! Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted June 6, 2009 Author Share Posted June 6, 2009 I'm not convinced that people don't change. What hope is there for our evolution if we are incapable of changing for the better? TP, I believe the greatest chance for your success with The Teacher (or whoever your next SO happens to be) lie in the changes that have taken place within YOU over the last 3 years. Maybe this time around, you'll teach HER a thing or two. -OB TPT (Teacher's Pet's the Teacher now) (or... Wag The Dog) I am definately NOT the person I was 3 years ago. Three years ago, I was in a "perfect relationship" that could NEVER possibly go wrong. Now, I'm being optimistic, but realistic. I'm fully prepared to wind up single again, but if I do, it will be under MY terms, not anyone else's. -TP in control Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted June 6, 2009 Author Share Posted June 6, 2009 dude, you're obese, homely and nerdy. by definition you CAN"T be flirtatious AND... I've been with/could have been with 2 attractive women in the last 2 weeks. One can't get enough of me, and one is going out of her way to win me back. How about you? How's them kleenex working for ya? -TP homely?!?!?!?!?!? Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted June 6, 2009 Author Share Posted June 6, 2009 So you think YOU can be flirtatious...by your definition? I think not, dear. I'm pretty sure Aria can vouch for my skills with the opposite sex (not from personal experience, but as a witness) -TP mack daddy Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted June 6, 2009 Author Share Posted June 6, 2009 I like Large guys....husky...chunky,.....go figure....I just don't like skinny or average,....I need a large chest Hmm....I think I should put my current picture back (the one now is from 20 years ago!) -TP keepin' ya warm (and full) Link to post Share on other sites
Walking away Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 AND... I've been with/could have been with 2 attractive women in the last 2 weeks. One can't get enough of me, and one is going out of her way to win me back. How about you? How's them kleenex working for ya? -TP homely?!?!?!?!?!? Is the one who can't get enough of you the one you haven't seen in two weeks? Doesn't sound like a woman who can't get enough of you to me... I'm just sayin.... Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted June 6, 2009 Author Share Posted June 6, 2009 Maybe the homely guys have bigger * packages * I think he made references a few times that he has a big Johnson... lol..Johnson... Nah... just the skills to use it as a friendly weapon. -TP i got yer WMD right here Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted June 6, 2009 Author Share Posted June 6, 2009 i'm sorry TP those were some insensitive comments on my part. i guess i'm just in a foul mood. It's quite alright. When I don't get laid for a year, it gets to me too. -TP gotcha Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted June 6, 2009 Author Share Posted June 6, 2009 Is the one who can't get enough of you the one you haven't seen in two weeks? Doesn't sound like a woman who can't get enough of you to me... I'm just sayin.... Well, let's see... Here is my actual work schedule: Monday: Job 1 - 3:00 - 8:00PM Tuesday: Job 1 - 10:00 - 3:00PM Wednesday: Job 1 - 10:00 - 3:00PM, Job 2 4:00PM - 11:00PM Thursday: Job 1 - 9:00 - 3:00PM, Job 2 4:00PM - 11:00PM Friday: Sleep, household chores, errands, shopping, regain sanity Saturday: Job 2: 4:00PM - 11:00PM Sunday: Job 2: 4:00PM - 10:00PM Now... HER schedule... It varies, but it includes a lot of the same late nights, and she almost NEVER gets Fridays off. Make a spreadsheet, FIND me time to spend with her. And add to that... we live 1 hour apart. AND.... I need family time, too. -TP they call me the workin' man Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted June 6, 2009 Author Share Posted June 6, 2009 And wait...there's more.... From my home to Job 2: 1 hour drive. Each way. Add that in. -TP oooh, i'm drivin' my life away Link to post Share on other sites
Touche Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 I'm pretty sure Aria can vouch for my skills with the opposite sex (not from personal experience, but as a witness) -TP mack daddy You do know that comment was not directed at you though, right? Link to post Share on other sites
Walking away Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 I get it. But, if there is a will, there is a way. I'm just saying... SHE would find the time if she couldn't get enough of you. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted June 6, 2009 Author Share Posted June 6, 2009 You do know that comment was not directed at you though, right? Yeah, but it's still true. -TP too cute Link to post Share on other sites
Author Teacher's Pet Posted June 6, 2009 Author Share Posted June 6, 2009 I get it. But, if there is a will, there is a way. I'm just saying... SHE would find the time if she couldn't get enough of you. She has almost ZERO say over her schedule... Tuesdays for example, when I am done working at 3pm, she's usually working until about 10pm. That would mean me driving to her (or her to me) late at night for what...coffee? Driving home at 12AM, 1AM, etc....then having to be up at 7AM to get ready for a 12+ hour workday..... Probably not healthy, OR safe. Also, I like to have dinner with my mother once a week. It's just me being the good son. Gotta stay in the will somehow, right? -TP wuvz his mommy Link to post Share on other sites
Walking away Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 From the sounds of this chick's "lifestyle" (no pun intended).... I highly doubt that you would be drinking coffee. Link to post Share on other sites
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