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I met a girl...Susan is her name


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Trialbyfire
Nah, everyone always goes to "break up with them, go NC". I'd bet at least one person would advise me to breakup and go NC with my cat if I complained about him enough.
:lmao:

 

The tufts of fur around his ears are big, red flags!! Do you notice the way his eyes tilt upwards at the end of them? Shifty as all hell! :laugh:

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ah you folks are reading into this a bit more than you should be...

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Citizen Erased
:lmao:

 

The tufts of fur around his ears are big, red flags!! Do you notice the way his eyes tilt upwards at the end of them? Shifty as all hell! :laugh:

 

I think the fact he eats toilet paper and plastic ear cleaners to be grounds for a restraining order.

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Aw, here's some Camembert to go with that fine Whine ;)

 

So, got anything planned for Friday or are you going to let her process for awhile?

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Aw, here's some Camembert to go with that fine Whine ;)

 

So, got anything planned for Friday or are you going to let her process for awhile?

yea we're going out FRI

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Trialbyfire
I think the fact he eats toilet paper and plastic ear cleaners to be grounds for a restraining order.
Since you`re the one who has to clean out the litterbox after consumption, it`s not surprising you feel this way. ;)

 

Btw alpha, has anyone defined the red flags for your masturbatory hand? Have you since gone NC with it?

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No, don't tell me he's stopped wanking! :eek:

i'll be "wanking" until the day i die

 

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Trialbyfire
No, don't tell me he's stopped wanking! :eek:
It lifted one beer too many, got tanked, started downwards and well, y`know the rest of the story...
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Citizen Erased
why does this thread have almost 400 posts?

 

We're all hanging around until you nail her. ;)

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why does this thread have almost 400 posts?

It's hot and I don't have anything better to do. You?

 

BTW, glad to hear about Friday. I'll check in for the aftermath (that would be you nailing her). Enjoy your week! :)

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we are waitin for you to get to 3rd base hahhahahha

 

You are gonna have to change you name to Male the way you are going!

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Wow, I almost never come around anymore, but I did tonight (this morning?) and read the whole thread.

 

Yes, I find Alphamale totally fascinating.

 

I wish I had taken notes! Now I'm sure that I could have quoted so many and had my own personal say about the hundreds of posts. I don't know where to start.

 

Today is technically Thursday, so I will start there. You have another date tomorrow, right? Go into it with no reservations nor expectations is my best advice. A third date is almost like a first date, you're still in interview mode for most people.

 

You really seem to like this Susan. I think she really likes you, too! I read somewhere in this thread that 3 glasses of wine is a bottle. Pfffft! There are 5-5 oz. glasses in a 750 ml bottle with some leftover. Five glasses in the amount of time doesn't concern me, but her reaction tells me it's not the norm for her. I suppose that should be "watched. I drink pretty frequently and I've never called in "hungover." My parents (experienced drinkers) could easily drink five glasses and drive. Would they be legal? I doubt it, but they could safely drive, I promise you. For some reason, I doubt she drinks to excess often. I wonder if she was simply nervous. A person's attitude, or emotions, have a large play in the effects of alcohol.

 

Many women are brought up to believe that sex is a negative thing, at least outside of marriage. Some choose to blame alcohol for their "indescretions."

 

I'm not here to condone drinking and driving or determine who does or doesn't have a problem with alcohol. I'm not here to say keep her or dump her, either. I just hope that any sexual experience(s) you two may share will involve a minimal amount of alcohol consumption simply because alcohol dulls the senses, and I would want you both to fully experience the pleasures you offer to each other. I believe you would both benefit from that kind of experience versus a drunken encounter.

 

That's my two cents on what's going on today and I wish you well with Susan. Of course I want it to work out ( and for you to be happy) but if this one doesn't, the next one might. We learn something from each new experience, right?

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We're all hanging around until you nail her. ;)

the way things are going it shouldn't be too long a wait. maybe one week, two on the outside.

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(I bet Touche would have a lot to say here... can't wait to see her back)

i'm sure she would

 

anyways we're going out for shopping and dinner on Friday nite. Will probably hit California Pizza Kitchen

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anyways we're going out for shopping

 

And alpha's testicles remain missing... the search is on for the wayward balls!

 

:laugh:

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i'm sure she would

 

anyways we're going out for shopping and dinner on Friday nite. Will probably hit California Pizza Kitchen

 

Well, have fun.

 

Sounds like you are having a lot of fun with this girl at least, see what happens.

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did i tell you guys that Susan paid half the dinner bill the other night? :love:

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did i tell you guys that Susan paid half the dinner bill the other night? :love:

 

Augh.... that was nice of her.

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the way things are going it shouldn't be too long a wait. maybe one week, two on the outside.

 

Hey what if you get her pregnant and make a lil' Alpha ? :lmao:

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Hey what if you get her pregnant and make a lil' Alpha ? :lmao:

there'll be none of that sister. she doesn't want kids and neither do i

 

but that doesn't mean we can't **** like rabbits :lmao:

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there'll be none of that sister. she doesn't want kids and neither do i

 

but that doesn't mean we can't **** like rabbits :lmao:

 

Haha ! ...Hey old are you Alpha ? How old is she ?

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