HsMomma Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 SILENCE! I KILL YOU!!!! I love jeff dunham ... Yup, me too...ergo, the change of avatar! Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Lucky Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 You stupid, disgusting, nasty, sad sack of filth. You pus-faced lump of trash. You are the most vile, revolting, repugnant piece of monkey poop. You are nasty, dirty. You sir, are not a gentleman. You are a soda guzzling bastard. You have sores all over you personality and your face looks like someone threw up on it. You are a giant hemorrhoid lodged in the butt crack of life. You are the most putrid thing to ever walk the earth. You were not born out of the womb. You came out of a butt crack and fell on the operating table. The doctor slapped your face because it was so ugly and stamped "BIO HAZARD" on your forehead. "Made in China" is engraved on your butt, you fake moron. You are not human. You are the nastiest thing I have ever laid eyes on. Stay out of my life, fungus-face. Go away, back to the tar pits where belong. Now you must deal with the wrath of MOO! You know, I get mad too when the cable guy doesn't show up on time. But isn't this a bit extreme ??? Mr. Lucky Link to post Share on other sites
Lyssa Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 SILENCE! I KILL YOU!!!! I love jeff dunham ... Me too! Yup, me too...ergo, the change of avatar! HsMomma, coffee almost came out through my nose cause of your avie!! Link to post Share on other sites
Athena Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 "Your grayish mottled flesh is riddled with postules from people repeatedly touching you with 11-foot poles". "Yeah! That's cuz no-one would touch you with a 10- foot pole!" Link to post Share on other sites
Citizen Erased Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 "Made in China" is engraved on your butt, you fake moron Classic. Signature quote worthy in fact. Link to post Share on other sites
GorillaTheater Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 "Yeah! That's cuz no-one would touch you with a 10- foot pole!" Exactly; that's the punchline. Link to post Share on other sites
Athena Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Exactly; that's the punchline. -- love it! Link to post Share on other sites
sunnylu Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 My dear, I have been there and survived. I honestly think that everyone on the earth is supposed to have their heart severly bashed, trampled on - spit and cr*pped on at least once. It will get better. I promise. I do have to say that you are one gifted writer. If this is something you're doing professionally....well, i'm sure you're successful. If it's not, you should write a book similar to this post..... not only therapy for you, but, seriously helpful and more than a little interesting and engaging to the rest of us that are reading it. Hope you're feeling better.... -sunnylu Link to post Share on other sites
Gunny376 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Hmmmm! Must say that was an impressive piece of descriptive writing! Had to laugh! :lmao: :lmao: Too funny! Link to post Share on other sites
Author moo Posted July 18, 2009 Author Share Posted July 18, 2009 Thanks for your kind words:) Link to post Share on other sites
quankanne Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 how's the soda-guzzler doing, anyhow? Link to post Share on other sites
shadowplay Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 .......................................... Link to post Share on other sites
tmb1989 Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 lmaoo saweeet Link to post Share on other sites
Author moo Posted July 19, 2009 Author Share Posted July 19, 2009 how's the soda-guzzler doing, anyhow? We no longer speak. I tried to have a conversation with him some weeks ago, but he couldn't get his head out from between his butt cheeks long enough to have a conversation. By the way, didn't mean to offend the Chinese. Sorry if I did. Link to post Share on other sites
Author moo Posted July 20, 2009 Author Share Posted July 20, 2009 So I'm ranting and raving again, but this time I picked a more appropriate location. It's in the "breaking up" section. The thread I started is called "Scream it out." Recently I put in a rant that is similar to the one I started this very thread with...similar but also quite different. Here is the link. I think the post is the 19th post on page 2. http://www.loveshack.org/forums/t194028/ If your partner left you feeling like crap, join me and SCREAM IT OUT! Link to post Share on other sites
quankanne Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 *bows to the master wordsmith @ the 'Shack* damn, honey, yer GOOD! Link to post Share on other sites
Author moo Posted July 20, 2009 Author Share Posted July 20, 2009 Thanks. I appreciate that. Link to post Share on other sites
Sam Spade Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 You stupid, disgusting, nasty, sad sack of filth. You pus-faced lump of trash. You are the most vile, revolting, repugnant piece of monkey poop. You are nasty, dirty. You sir, are not a gentleman. You are a soda guzzling bastard. You have sores all over you personality and your face looks like someone threw up on it. You are a giant hemorrhoid lodged in the butt crack of life. You are the most putrid thing to ever walk the earth. You were not born out of the womb. You came out of a butt crack and fell on the operating table. The doctor slapped your face because it was so ugly and stamped "BIO HAZARD" on your forehead. "Made in China" is engraved on your butt, you fake moron. You are not human. You are the nastiest thing I have ever laid eyes on. Stay out of my life, fungus-face. Go away, back to the tar pits where belong. Now you must deal with the wrath of MOO! Call me :love:! Link to post Share on other sites
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