I think i'm just gonna stop dating and go to hookers from now on...

[alphamale]

I'm so sick of this dating baloney just to get a bit of action. Its rediculous. All these hoops men have to jump thru just to get and keep a women. Well i've had it. Maybe i'll just get some high end call girls.

 

Pros:

• no scrounging for phone numbers
  
• no uneasy or boring first dates
  
• no weirdo chicks playing games
  
• no gold-diggers just looking for a fancy meal
  
• no lying just to get some woman into bed
  
• no emotional attachement issues
  
• no "should i call her tomorrow?" questions
  
• probably cheaper in the long-run to use hookers
  
• no worries about "accidental" pregnancies
  
• the hooker leaves after sex
  

Cons:

• *sound of crickets chirping*
  

[laRubiaBonita]

oh alpha.... you know those girls would eventually fall for you too

[GorillaTheater]

What happened to whatshername, Susan?

[Phateless]

Cons

 

weirdo chicks playing games to get a sugar daddy

gold diggers looking to trap you

they lie to you to trap you

they get attached

they start calling you

cheaper? seriously?!

they "accidentally" get pregnant so you have to be their sugar daddy

threat of blackmail and illegal ties?

 

DISEASES

 

Suck it up AlphaMale, there is a girl out there for you. How are you meeting women now? Whatever you're trying, try something different.

 

Have you tried swing/salsa dancing and activity groups? There are singles groups that do wine-tasting and fun stuff like that.

 

Bars are a waste of time. I don't think I've ever met a quality woman at a bar.

[alphamale]

What happened to whatshername, Susan?

she's still about...but she's not a hooker

[laRubiaBonita]

 

DISEASES

 

 

soooo if you are not a hooker you are disease free?

[boogieboy]

Could try strippers....get your game on and they'll be free, theyre slightly cleaner than hookers.......

[Phateless]

soooo if you are not a hooker you are disease free?

 

lol, good point. I was so paranoid about that when I was single. I slept with one girl without a condom one time and I was freaking out until I got tested.

 

Still squeaky clean!

 

She was a rockstar in bed though...

[2sure]

So...its Susan OR Hookers? Is that what its come to?

 

A straight diet of hookers would indicate a lazy lazy man. If nothing else.

 

If choose to see only hookers, when people at cocktail parties ask why you're still single - will you say:

 

I'm seeing someone regularly, thanks for asking. Once a week come and done. Hundred bucks.

[alphamale]

Could try strippers....get your game on and they'll be free, theyre slightly cleaner than hookers.......

naah i was thinking more the medium-end call girls, the ones that charge like $300-$500 per hour. I can't afford the high end ones that go for like $1,000 per hour.

[laRubiaBonita]

naah i was thinking more the medium-end call girls, the ones that charge like $300-$500 per hour. I can't afford the high end ones that go for like $1,000 per hour.

 

you could get someone from craigslist waaaay cheaper than that.....

[Phateless]

naah i was thinking more the medium-end call girls, the ones that charge like $300-$500 per hour. I can't afford the high end ones that go for like $1,000 per hour.

 

Dude, what do you do for a living that you can afford that?! I almost bought a used E46 recently but didn't want to spend $400/month between the car payment and insurance.

 

What about Craigslist casual encounters section? Or OKCupid? There are tons of places for people who want a purely sexual relationship.

[alphamale]

you could get someone from craigslist waaaay cheaper than that.....

no i'm really not a "craigslist" type of guy...too many skanks and criminals. i'd rather have someone from a reputable agency thank you

[Thaddeus]

Once a week come and done. Hundred bucks.

Wow! That's cheaper than I thought!

 

(Still won't do hookers though. Not out of any fear of disease or even any moral squeamishness... it's just not my style. But to each their own.)

[Jilly Bean]

Pros won't let you stick it in without a condom, and we all know you don't roll like that.

 

What about a mail order bride?

[Phateless]

Wow! That's cheaper than I thought!

 

(Still won't do hookers though. Not out of any fear of disease or even any moral squeamishness... it's just not my style. But to each their own.)

 

I'm sure someone on LS will volunteer to be Alpha's F-buddy.

[tanbark813]

It's a sad day when ALPHA considers hangin' up the ol' datin' spurs.

[GorillaTheater]

I'm sure someone on LS will volunteer to be Alpha's F-buddy.

 

What about Lizzie? It'll still cost something, but at least she throws in a massage.

[alphamale]

It's a sad day when ALPHA considers hangin' up the ol' datin' spurs.

indeed tan but look at it this way. a guy does out on three dates with some woman and spends $50 on the first date, $75 on second and $125 on the third date with zero guarantee of sex. Thats $250 total.

 

You could probably get a decent looking escort for an hour for $250 and you won't strike out even if you look like quasi-moto

[Phateless]

indeed tan but look at it this way. a guy does out on three dates with some woman and spends $50 on the first date, $75 on second and $125 on the third date with zero guarantee of sex. Thats $250 total.

 

You could probably get a decent looking escort for an hour for $250 and you won't strike out even if you look like quasi-moto

 

lol dude that's your problem, your dates are too expensive and probably traditional.

 

My first date with my gf I took her for a ride on my motorcycle and bought her a coffee. Total cost for the day was like $10 and she had a blast.

 

Dinner and a movie is SOOO boring. Think up something interesting. Something that will be a new experience for both of you. That way you can share it and bond over the newfound commonality.

[alphamale]

My first date with my gf I took her for a ride on my motorcycle and bought her a coffee.

i don't have a bike and just a coffee date alone in downtown chicago would run $25

[Jaytb]

naah i was thinking more the medium-end call girls, the ones that charge like $300-$500 per hour. I can't afford the high end ones that go for like $1,000 per hour.

 

you can afford that much? hey whatever floats your boat.

 

I'd personally go with a 3rd world Asian or African wife. Pro's: if you're middle class here you can probably get the best looking woman in the village , they have less expectations about money or education, you could look like quasimoto and they won't care, their accents are cute , even if they can't speak English ,

 

cons: the second they're a US citizen they're gone (unless you get them to love you for realz), oh yeah and it's likely her family will hate you. Hmm decisions decisions.

[Els]

Well if you genuinely feel like that, I'd say this is definitely a good decision for you!

 

I find it amusing how someone who only wants sex from women uses 'gold-digger' as a derogatory term though. Kettle, meet pot?

[Phateless]

i don't have a bike and just a coffee date alone in downtown chicago would run $25

 

lol jesus! The bike isn't my point though, the activity is. Get it?

 

Take her on a date she hasn't been on before. It's summer. Take her for a windsurfing lesson or something?

[tanbark813]

Or to a gay bar.