whiplash Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 Just curious if any guys out there have tried any penis enlargement products? Do they work? I've seen ads that have money back guarrantee. Link to post Share on other sites
wiseOLDman Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 whiplash- you have what you have. Short of surgery, you'll have to play the hand you're dealt. Save your money. Link to post Share on other sites
moimeme Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 Instead, spend your money on books and videos about how to be a good lover. The size of the implement is MUCH less important than the skilll of the craftsman. Link to post Share on other sites
Duke Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 Well if it has a money back guarantee it can't hurt to try it I recon. Link to post Share on other sites
lostforwords Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 Well if it has a money back guarantee it can't hurt to try it I recon. duke do you recommend to whiplash where you got yours from? cuz walmart has the better moneyback guarentee deal.... specially if you lost the receipt like you have..... 3times even lmao!!!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
steveb Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 Almost all of the SPAM email ads are just exist to steal you credit card number in info. You will get no product from them, but you will get a huge credit card bill. If you buy anything, by it from a store. Link to post Share on other sites
Tony T Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 I beg to differ with Steveb. I got my penis enlargement equpment and pills about six months ago. Now, I am schedule for surgery next week to reduce its size by three feet. The stuff really works but only if used as directed. Yeah, I suppose you do get screwed a bit as well but what else would you expect from big dicks? And where did you find a store that carried the stuff??? BIG lots??? Link to post Share on other sites
lostforwords Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 I beg to differ with Steveb. I got my penis enlargement equpment and pills about six months ago. Now, I am schedule for surgery next week to reduce its size by three feet. The stuff really works but only if used as directed. Yeah, I suppose you do get screwed a bit as well but what else would you expect from big dicks? And where did you find a store that carried the stuff??? BIG lots??? ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so i guess you never used it as directed?..... you were doubling the batch! tony you never cease to crack a smile on my face Link to post Share on other sites
joel Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 i have used it and it does work. i gained like 2.75 to maybe around 3 inches depending how i measure it. u have to keep on takin it though for like over 8 onths and it takes time. Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Spock Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Or maybe you just got an erection? Those make it bigger too. Link to post Share on other sites
startingover1028 Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 What ever happened to those vacuum cleaner attachments they used to advertise in the back of Esquire magazine???? Link to post Share on other sites
herbalyyys Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Originally posted by Mr Spock O r maybe you just got an erection? Those make it bigger too. I really enjoy your replies!! Link to post Share on other sites
herbalyyys Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 maybe you just need to get a new girlfriend(one without an echo).Maybe the problem is not you.your own insecurities can be very costly.Think hard(hee-hee) about wasting your money.buy books on self image and confidence and BELIEVE IN YOURSELF,not some pill. Remember Jack And The beanstalk ? Same thing....eerrrrrr! wait...didnt that beanstalk grow , like, MASSIVELY long?hhhmmmm.....Naaah! skip the stuff, ya dont need it. Link to post Share on other sites
Miffy Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Quite often the men with the bigger dicks are the worst lovers because they flop it out, expect the girl to drool over its size and haven't actually ever bothered to learn what to do with it! The men who aren't blessed don't expect or get this reaction and so try harder to please. Remember a girls G spot (or is it A can't remember) is located 2 inches inside the vagina so having a bigger dick is not necessarily going to pleasure a girl more! In my experience: Fatter is better than longer Faster motion is better than slower and a tongue on the clit is best of all (and doesn't even need a dick!) Link to post Share on other sites
Podna Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 I am suddenly strangely attracted to Miffy. Even her name makes me ornery. Does it help if I have a wart on my tongue? Link to post Share on other sites
dyermaker Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Her name makes you ornery? Link to post Share on other sites
VirginiaBob Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 I don't know about penis enlargment, but I'm considering penis reduction surgery to take a few inches off that hog in my pants. Link to post Share on other sites
Podna Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Originally posted by dyermaker Her name makes you ornery? I suppose that was a bit of a colloquialism. Ornery = aroused Link to post Share on other sites
katie79 Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 omg. no man should ever try "penis enlargement" crap...that includes surgery. it's stupid. any powerful cream of knife going in your *danger zone* is never a good thing. keep your weens the way they are. size does not mean everything. trust me on this. Link to post Share on other sites
herbalyyys Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Originally posted by VirginiaBob ........ that hog in my pants. wow. hog in the pants.women with tuna crotches. what is it with you and stinky animals, relating to sexuality? Just wondering. Link to post Share on other sites
Miffy Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 No tuna near my crotch???? and keep that wart away from me Pod! Link to post Share on other sites
Podna Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Originally posted by Miffy ...and keep that wart away from me Pod! What you don't think warts are dead sexy?! Anyway, to hold up the pretence of following this topic, don’t buy any of those snake oils and stick with what you have dude. Unless of course, you were handicapped with a chode or something. I believe surgery is your only option for something like that. Link to post Share on other sites
Miffy Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Go on enlighten me - dare I ask - what is a chode? Link to post Share on other sites
Podna Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Well, “chode” is not really a word. It is a slang term that means: a penis that is larger in diameter than in length. I have also seen it used (incorrectly) to mean the perineum. Link to post Share on other sites
Miffy Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 And all said in your serious voice! Thanks I'll sleep tonight now Link to post Share on other sites
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