Disillusioned Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 I saved my money and bought a Realdoll. She arrived last April and she is beautiful. I don't get out much (at least to singles hangouts) and I don't have the gift of gab, so my chances of meeting the right woman are just about zilch. Well too bad for the ladies. I don't use my Realdoll for sex, so she is in almost new condition. I got lots of practice sewing beautiful dresses for her to wear when I take her out to restaurants in her wheelchair. People give me weird looks and a few women have approached me and made rude comments but guess what... if someone is happy (like me), nobody else can do much to ruin it for them, short of stealing my Realdoll or beating me up. So... this should be a lesson to all the ladies. Make the first move on that shy guy if he is cute... and don't play games... or you can get replaced. Link to post Share on other sites
deux ex machina Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 I'm sorry. I won't do it again. Take me back? Link to post Share on other sites
Trialbyfire Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Without you, my wardrobe has sadly deteriorated. Link to post Share on other sites
kizik Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 They already made a movie about this. It was terrible. Link to post Share on other sites
caramel c Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 What is a realdoll? Link to post Share on other sites
tinktronik Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 I will for sure get right on it. Link to post Share on other sites
stillafool Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Are you Lars? Link to post Share on other sites
TaraMaiden Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 What is a realdoll? Google .realdoll.com Amazing...... Link to post Share on other sites
JamesM Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Here is an interesting article about her. http://www.hossli.com/articles/2004/01/01/real-dolls/ After reading this, why did I ever get married? And for the qurkier type... Also, of great interest are customized dolls, so-called she-males – a woman’s body with a penis in the crotch. These sell brilliantly. And ladies (and gays) for you.... Now there’s also a male Realdoll available, named Charlie. He sells for a bit more at USD $6,999. “Mostly gays were asking when the artificial male would be available on the market”, says Shelly. But also many women who:”just want pure sex without all the arduous trappings that go with it.” Link to post Share on other sites
freestyle Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Inflate-a-date?????????????????????:laugh: Link to post Share on other sites
LucreziaBorgia Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Are you Lars? Haha... I just saw this movie, and that immediately came to mind. Link to post Share on other sites
Trialbyfire Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 I also had to google what the real doll was. Isn't there a type of Charlie with no head or limbs? Frackin' weird! Link to post Share on other sites
tinktronik Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 I also had to google what the real doll was. Isn't there a type of Charlie with no head or limbs? Frackin' weird! What? Your kidding me. I actually looked at the site and they have "boobie balls". I think they are kind of like those stress balls???? Yes? No? I'm so lost. Link to post Share on other sites
Trialbyfire Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 What? Your kidding me. I actually looked at the site and they have "boobie balls". I think they are kind of like those stress balls???? Yes? No? I'm so lost.I dunno but the entire concept of blow up or real dolls of any kind, can't be taken seriously! Link to post Share on other sites
deux ex machina Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 ... And ladies (and gays) for you.... Now there’s also a male Realdoll available, named Charlie. He sells for a bit more at USD $6,999. “Mostly gays were asking when the artificial male would be available on the market”, says Shelly. But also many women who:”just want pure sex without all the arduous trappings that go with it.” Yes, but does it take out the trash? With this, and virtual reality - why leave the house? Inflate-a-date?????????????????????:laugh: Haha Link to post Share on other sites
deux ex machina Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 I have been so easily replaced... I realize, now - I have nothing on her. She will never talk back, doesn't get hormonal. Always ready and waiting, made up, fashionable. I weep frustrated, impotent tears... I decided to be the bigger person. If you're happy, I'm happy for you. *runs aways sobbing* Link to post Share on other sites
Trialbyfire Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 She will never talk back,She doesn't just not talk back, she won't ever talk. There's just no way to compete with her, unless you take a vow of silence. Link to post Share on other sites
Pink Cupcakes Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 I should send a link about the Real Doll to this guy I know who is a 38-year-old virgin, poor guy. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Disillusioned Posted September 17, 2009 Author Share Posted September 17, 2009 BTW there are also women who buy these fake babies for as much as $5K and they treat them like real babies... take them out, get together with their friends who have them too, etc etc. So who is weird??? Link to post Share on other sites
Odyssey Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Fascinating, i never knew what a Realdoll was until now. Must be real expensive. Does it move or anything? Link to post Share on other sites
Mary3 Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 I have a reaaaaaaaaaallly hard time believing the OP is NOT having sex with the doll. I studied alot about this doll fascination and this one guy loved his doll and shipped her for repairs and he sleeps with her. He can't function with real women. Its OKAY to say you give your doll some good lovin...I mean really...You paid $ 5,000 and you arent touching her breasts or anything ?? Link to post Share on other sites
Pink Cupcakes Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 And you're both eating feces if you're eating fast food. Read Fast Food Nation. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Disillusioned Posted September 20, 2009 Author Share Posted September 20, 2009 I have a reaaaaaaaaaallly hard time believing the OP is NOT having sex with the doll. I studied alot about this doll fascination and this one guy loved his doll and shipped her for repairs and he sleeps with her. He can't function with real women. Its OKAY to say you give your doll some good lovin...I mean really...You paid $ 5,000 and you arent touching her breasts or anything ?? Believe it. Oh sure, I'd have all the sex in the world if it could pay my bills... but mostly I enjoy dressing her up and taking her out on dates. It feels a lot like kicking sand into the faces of the oversexed bikini babes at the beach. If I was rich, I'd buy every boy in town a Realdoll for his 18th birthday if he asked for one. Link to post Share on other sites
deux ex machina Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 I can't decide if this reminds me of Weekend at Bernie's, or The Cell. Link to post Share on other sites
Mary3 Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Believe it. Oh sure, I'd have all the sex in the world if it could pay my bills... but mostly I enjoy dressing her up and taking her out on dates. It feels a lot like kicking sand into the faces of the oversexed bikini babes at the beach. If I was rich, I'd buy every boy in town a Realdoll for his 18th birthday if he asked for one. Okay so you have never peaked at her perky breasts when you were changing her outfits ? Never got a erection ? Link to post Share on other sites
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