Male who is poor, short, ugly, bald, fat, has small penis but has a great personality

[yogi-mon]

Let me get this straight, because some people on here dont seem

to think anything matters.

 

So,

If a man has the following characteristics:

 

He is poor

He is bald

He has a small penis

He has no talents

He is fat

He is short

He is ugly

 

But he has a great personality

and he has self confidence (yeah, like this person even exists), then none of the above matter.

 

If you agree with that, I'm sorry, I think your lying.

THINGS MATTER.

[Tony T]

Of course those things matter. That's common sense. But the guy's dog probably loves him all the same...because the dog doesn't know he has a small penis, in most cases.

[yogi-mon]

even the dog would care about the fact that hes poor, if he cant buy the dog any food, that dog'll leave him for some richer owner hehehe

[lostforwords]

ROFL!!! TONY!!!! if he were ALL of the above.... yes it would matter......

however i have never dated anyone that has fit this criteria.... perhaps one or 2 of those characteristics.... but not all of them together.... yogi is this why your having women problems? cuz you have a great personality and great self confidence? dont be so hard on yourself..... by the looks of your pic you seem to be strong looking man....

[yogi-mon]

I have none of those characteristics,

 

except being on the short side (5'7")..

and LACK of self confidence, sometimes

 

My point is - things matter, and at some point it becomes obvious that all these things

we talk about, money, penis size, whatever -

 

they DO matter, they matter in different degrees to different people.

You cant say that "money doesnt affect women" cause IT DOES

 

I spoiled my last EX, and im sorry - she is going to EXPECT some of

the stuff I did from her next guy.

 

She will compare her next guy to me in that regard.

[lostforwords]

You cant say that "money doesnt affect women" cause IT DOES

 

NO not all women... unless your paying them for sex.... *cough*

 

I spoiled my last EX, and im sorry - she is going to EXPECT some of

the stuff I did from her next guy.

 

She will compare her next guy to me in that regard.

 

wow.... your feeling pretty sure about this that she will.... guess what....not all women fit the picture of what you made them to be in your head....... ive never compared my exes to each other...... now im not going to make the assumption that EVERY woman is like me...... that would just be stupid of me now wouldnt it...... i have not disputed that some of your characteristics dont bothe rsome women...... but to some women it just does NOT matter ...... maybe in yoru case all the women you happened to date perhaps it DID matter to them.... for whatever reasons they had.... but NOT ALL women are like that.

[yogi-mon]

Monday:

Oh honey what do you want to do tonight, "(no cash)" ok lets stay in and rent a movie.

+Chores

 

Tuesday:

Oh honey what do you want to do tonight, "(no cash)" ok lets stay in and make love on those tattered rags.

+Chores

 

Wednesday:

Oh honey what do you want to do tonight, "(no cash)" ok lets talk.

+Chores

 

Thursday:

Oh honey what do you want to do tonight, "(no cash)" ok lets go for a walk.

+Chores

 

Friday:

Oh honey what do you want to do tonight, "(no cash)" ok lets talk.

+Chores

 

Saturday:

Oh honey what do you want to do tonight, "(no cash)" ok lets stay in.

+Chores

+Chores

+Chores

Sunday:

Oh honey what do you want to do tonight, "(no cash)" ok lets go for a walk.

+Chores

+Chores

+Chores

 

vs.

 

Monday:

Oh honey what do you want to do tonight, "(cash)" ok lets goto the movies, and dinner.

Tuesday:

Oh honey what do you want to do tonight, "(cash)" ok lets stay in and make love on those silk sheets.

Wednesday:

Oh honey what do you want to do tonight, "(cash)" ok lets go for a long drive and then walk somewhere.

Thursday:

Oh honey what do you want to do tonight, "(cash)" ok lets go to the movies.

Friday:

Oh honey what do you want to do tonight, "(cash)" ok lets talk for the sake of talking.

Saturday:

Oh honey what do you want to do tonight, "(cash)" ok lets goto a baseball game, or hockey game or theatre.

Sunday:

Oh honey what do you want to do tonight, "(cash)" ok lets go out for dinner at an expensive restaurant.

Hey maybe next weekend we should goto Nassau? or hmm... maybe we should goto Aruba, we went to nassau

2 months ago..

 

 

Notice how there are no chores?

thats because they "magically got done"

[lostforwords]

good god yogi.... if you honestly cant find anything to do when your broke.... then its a no wonder why your bitter against women cuz they must find you an absolute bore.... do you honestly think that all relationships are like this????? rofl!!!!... dude.... i have now a deeper understanding of you..... from all your posts..... it all makes sense now.....

 

yogi haveyou ever tried an onlining dating service? or perhaps maybe check out the personal ads in your area...... good luck to you!!

[steveb]

OK here's a question:

 

What do you do when you have no money.

I make a very good wage, but we have lived beyond our means and can not be like the second example of Yogi-mon's

We usualy fit the first example.

 

if you honestly cant find anything to do when your broke....

 

So, Lostforwords, do you have any suggestions for what to do when broke?

 

Personally, I am trying to fix a damaged marriage, and the money [color=blue]IS[/color] preventing me from fixing it in my opinion.

[lostforwords]

quite honestly..... we did a lot of things..... had company over.... window shopped..... country drives ...... picnics....... site seeing (one of our biggest fun times was going out on a saturday and watching people throw pennies at hookers.... dont ask me why....) during the summer time he would actually drive us around and look for all the sales that were happening with free hamburgers hot dogs etc.... it was a blast....... the point is we just did everything together, your life is what you make it........

[lostforwords]

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!! I just noticed the mods changed the Title to this thread........ LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! and yogis picture is GONE!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg...... this is too funny......

[Caddy]

Originally posted by lostforwords

site seeing (one of our biggest fun times was going out on a saturday and watching people throw pennies at hookers.... dont ask me why....)

 

 

Where the heck do you live? Vegas? LOLOL!!!

As long as you weren't throwing the pennies to get some 1 cent action!!!

[lostforwords]

no i didnt live in vegas..... but yeh we would watch people do that.... but speciafically to see the hookers try and get revenge was why.... and man some of them whoa!!!! anywasy that was in calgary.... not vegas lol years and years ago

[Caddy]

Think about this, you fling half dollars at them! LOL!!!

 

Wait, you're in Calgary?

What's the biggest/largest size change there?

 

(I'm such an ignoramus!!! lmao)

[lostforwords]

no.... i USED to live in calgary and this was years ago.. and i never threw pennies, wed watch teenagers throw pennies at them.... and im not quite understanding your joke about how big change is..... so... lol... im sure if i understood it would be funny... sorry lol

[longlegzs80]

I find myself very picky when it comes to men. Sure personality is a big thing, but at first when meeting someone you can't base your judgement on personality so it is based on looks. Anywho, I have meet guys who are short, fat, have no talent, is not attractive, and has no ambition to go out or spend money. Of course I am basing it on first meeting a guy, but I am picky. I go for someone who can hold my attention, has something attractive about him whether it is his eyes, amazing lips, nice bod etc. And yes, I have not gone out with guys that you have described because they don't hold my interest or it is just the part where they are not attractive to me.

 

Looks at the begining when you first meet someone can be important, or maybe there are some that don't really care about looks. But, he has to be somewhat attractive to me to catch my eye and make me want to talk to him to get to know him. Maybe that is why I am still single because I am so super picky.

 

AFter when I get over the looks part of it and get to know someone, I usually end it quickly because their personality is very boring and not interesting to me. I always say if a guy makes me smile and laugh, he has won me. But that is not always true.

[lostforwords]

I go for someone who can hold my attention, has something attractive about him whether it is his eyes, amazing lips, nice bod etc.

 

i know what you mean longlegs..... im an eye person...... if a guy has big beautiful eyes....whether they are brown blue green hazel... doesnt matter as long as there big..... omg..... im done! every man i have dated or have had a relationship with have big beautiful eyes.... and the rest seems to fall into place....

[Arabess]

The problem with Yogi's description.....is that looks are relevant. What is fat, short and bald to one person....maybe sexy to someone else. Depending on your financial lifestyle.....what may be a poor guy to one ...may be an adequate provider to another. What comes across as 'self esteem' to one person....may come across as "arrogance' to another. So....you really can't ever judge a person's attraction rating.

 

I dated a guy once who NO ONE thought was sexy.....but ME! He had this one crooked tooth...and a dimple. I thought he was fabulous! LOL!

 

So maybe a person can say....yes, I love a short guy or a bald guy.....but yet he is THEIR short guy or bald guy....and to them....he's the hottest thing going.

[Caddy]

Sorry, sorry! My mistake. Of course my joke made sense to me, ha ha!

 

I meant like how in the US a half dollar is like about 1 3/16 inches in diameter, well I was just wondering what your biggest currency is. Hence if you chucked a big ole coin at a hooker, well depending on where you hit her, it might be funnier.

 

Sorry just my sick sense of humor or maybe just a sickness in general!

[Caddy]

Originally posted by Arabess

I dated a guy once who NO ONE thought was sexy.....but ME! He had this one crooked tooth...and a dimple. I thought he was fabulous!

 

LMAO Arabess! How ever did you let him go? As soon as I read your post i got an image of a guy with only one tooth jutting out. LOL!!!

 

I'm with lostforwords with the eye thing. Mesmerize me with those big ole eyes and I am yours forever!

And I LOVE a man with a nice, tight, shapely butt.

Yes ladies, I am an A$$ girl. LOL.

 

Of course a sparkling personality is always a must, and if he can make me laugh until I cry, then it must be love.

And if he makes me cry, then it will be his love of my foot up that shapely a$$. LOL.

 

 

 

:lmao:

[lostforwords]

yes a butt is nice..... you know when i sit and think of my relationships... i can honestly say to me they were the love of my life for a reason.... and i dont think i ever (in my opinion) dated an ugly man ever.... its funny because 2 of my good friends have seen pictures of every one of them (god i make it sound like i have a frikkin wallet full) and they say all of them resemble eachother.... they all have the same features.... specially my ex hub and 2nd relationship..... i was told on a few occassions man they are almost a spittin image..... but thats just it tho... what i find attractive or sexy in a guy may be not to others..... and i think i have very good taste in men.... and its the same for me as well caddy...... a funny side is a must..... if they get me laughing im theirs for life..... especially a sarcastic witty sing out loud/strong personality......

[Arabess]

Silly Caddy! He had ALL his teeth....just one in the front was crooked over the next one....he had this sexy smile. Looking back.....hey....maybe it was the Army uniform...I don't know. Show me a man wearing cammies and wielding a machine gun.....and THERE I will go!! (PS: I also like Sailors and Marines.... I'm kinda shallow that way.....LMAO!)

[Caddy]

Arabess - a man in uniform, I certainly cannot resist!!! Ok I'll stop drooling at the thought now! LOL - And at least your guy had all his teeth and not one big snaggletooth. LMAO

 

Lostforwords - Yeah I know you have like shoeboxes full of pictures of your men. LOL. I wouldn't go so far as to say I've never dated an ugly man. Because sometimes I look at my shoeboxes full of pictures (ha ha) and I'm like, what in the world was I thinking???? Then I remember either Mr. Perfect Butt had that going on, and maybe more in front too! LOL! I can say with authority that none of my exes look the same though. I think that would be too freaky for me to date someone or even marry someone that looks lthe same. Then again it could be like just trying on different personalities for each guy! Hey that almost sounds nice!

[lostforwords]

no shoebox here full of men..... lol..... but i cant help it but save all of my pictures..... call me sentimental but thats how i am...... i love having memories.... im a very emotional person..... hell im a cancer if that explains anything.... LOLOLOL..... as far as they all being the same... i cant help it.... i dont purposely go out looking for all the same... but im attracted the EYES.... and i think thats what my friends mean..... i know its wierd... but to each thier own i guess.... now their personalities.... are very different.... like night and day..... a couple of guitar players.... singer/actor a mechanic... etc... etc... gees i better stop now cuz it is sounding like a damn shoebox.... poo on you caddy lmao

[Arabess]

Well Caddy....HE was the only one who was sexy. The REST have been short, fat and bald.....but in UNIFORM!

 

HAHAHAHAHA!

 

(PS: I haven't dated a civilian in 5 years!!!)