Male who is poor, short, ugly, bald, fat, has small penis but has a great personality

[lostforwords]

rofl arabess!!!i havent heard civilian in years... i used to be an Army Cadet.... (lmao!!!!!!!) hey arabess you got the beers happening this evening? im thinking of ordering some..... need me some moosehead..... or some bud.... brb..

[Caddy]

LMAO! Keep your poo away from me Lostforwords!

I think it would be tons of fun if we could comepare our shoeboxes! LOL.

I love having memories too. Good and Bad. You grow from every experience in your life. And whether those experiences makes you a better person, is totally up to you.

 

I have dated men with TOTAL personality conflicts. Sometimes theirs, sometimes mine. But it's what makes it interesting, right? Maybe one day we will all find our knight in shining armour.

 

Armour that fits perfectly around his tight butt, his no beer gut, and frames his face oh so lovingly that we can glance at his beautiful eyes and his bright smile (so we know he's not just a snaggletooth on the prowl!!!LOL)

 

Yeah I'm shallow like that. I can admit it. I go to meetings now!

 

And Arabess I feel like I haven't dated anyone in 5 years! LOL. Don't you hate it when you get together with someone, spend a year or two or even more with them, and then find out they totally wasted your time and life? Yeah I'm jilted

[Arabess]

Lost....I am RARELY without my beloved 'Icehouse' in the fridge!!!! If I didn't have to get up at 0445 tomorrow morning to freeze my A$$ off at the Navy pier.....I would be drinking much more!!!

[Caddy]

Originally posted by lostforwords

i used to be an Army Cadet.... (lmao!!!!!!!) hey arabess you got the beers happening this evening? im thinking of ordering some..... need me some moosehead..... or some bud.... brb..

 

What is an Army Cadet? Is that like being in ROTC? Or a full time serviceman/woman (forgive my ongoing case of stupidity!!)

 

And I have a case of Bud Light. Come on over and bring your shoeboxes!!! LOLOLOLOLOL

[lostforwords]

ah yes... army cadet.. basicly it was the junior military for the future hopefuls.... i was a cadet from 13 till 15... thats when i met my hub (cough) lol and alas..... my love for the uniform had disentigrated before my eyes.... ah it beat the frikking girl guides thats for sure..... no cookies to sell just shooting range camp K and good ol canteen.... *sniff* ah to be young again.... what the hell im still young..... lol

[lostforwords]

ok... wheres my girls at?.... dang it.... hello?..... H.E.L.L.OOOOOOO *sniff* ok... well i got my hair FINALLY done today...... it helps when my best friend is a hairdresser however as choked as she was ... she didnt get her way with my hair..... but nonethe less did an absolutely FAB job....... i love my kimmie!! i wanna talk about men somemore cmon you gals.... where the hell are ya?????

[Caddy]

yeah, like you're 75 with a walker!?!?!? You silly goose!

We're all young at heart! I'm still celebrating the 4th anniversay of my 21st birthday!

[moimeme]

We got 'twonies' or 'toonies'. Bit of a long story. Our dollar coin has a loon on it (provincial bird of Ontario). It immediately got called a 'loonie'. When the two-dollar coin came out, it was mere seconds before it got nicknamed the 'toonie'. I haven't one handy and I haven't seen a half-dollar in years, but from what I remember, the two/oonie is definitely bigger.

[Aonz]

Originally posted by yogi-mon

Let me get this straight, because some people on here dont seem

to think anything matters.

 

So,

If a man has the following characteristics:

 

He is poor

He is bald

He has a small penis

He has no talents

He is fat

He is short

He is ugly

 

But he has a great personality

and he has self confidence (yeah, like this person even exists), then none of the above matter.

 

If you agree with that, I'm sorry, I think your lying.

THINGS MATTER.

 

Interesting post

 

My characteristics

 

I'm not poor but i'm not rich either but even if i was it wouldn't buy the things that really matrer now would it?

Not balding yet but give me a few years (my Dad is)

Small penis? I'm not sure I've never measured it. Whats considered small?

I have no talents

I'm skinny

5'12"

I'm am what most would consider to be ugly

 

Wouldn't say i have great personality either, I can talk to people but most of time don't bother because i have nothing interesting to say.

 

Sad I know but its all true.

[Tony T]

"I'm not poor but i'm not rich either but even if i was it wouldn't buy the things that really matrer now would it?

Not balding yet but give me a few years (my Dad is)

Small penis? I'm not sure I've never measured it. Whats considered small?

I have no talents

I'm skinny

5'12"

I'm am what most would consider to be ugly"

 

You sound pretty pathetic. My recommendation is you give it up. And one correction to make on the above...you are actually 3'36" tall. Get it right!!! Also, beauty is in the eye of the beholder...and to whom are you beholding for your ugliness?

[Aonz]

Originally posted by Tony You sound pretty pathetic. My recommendation is you give it up.

 

Give up been pathetic? How do i do that? This is who i am there is nothing that will ever change that.

 

 

And one correction to make on the above...you are actually 3'36" tall. Get it right!!!

 

I don't think it matters how tall i am.

 

...and to whom are you beholding for your ugliness?

 

Oh another thing i forgot to mention i'm not very clever either, could you explain what you mean here? In simple terms.

 

Thank you please.

[moimeme]

Aonz

 

I do believe that Tony, in his Tony way (i.e. sometimes facetiously), is saying the following:

 

1 You have poor self-esteem

 

2. 5'12" and 3' 36" is all six feet tall

 

First, you need to like yourself. If you aren't interesting, become so. There is a whole world of interesting things to learn - and knowing interesting things makes one interesting. Go read some books about learning to love and appreciate yourself. In one man's famous words: "You might as well like yourself because you're going to have to spend an awful lot of time with you"

(Jerry Lewis aka Buddy Love in The Nutty Professor)

[VASH THE STAMPEDE]

FUC* UP SH*T.

In life you should really not worry about such fuc*ed up things.

Find someone who accepts you for who the hell(or what) you are.

Money will always come and go,but thats the deal of the dice.

It sickens me to think that alot of people are the way they are.

[lostforwords]

woohoo vash.... you go boy lol

[HokeyReligions]

Originally posted by yogi-mon

Let me get this straight, because some people on here dont seem

to think anything matters.

 

So,

If a man has the following characteristics:

 

He is poor

He is bald

He has a small penis

He has no talents

He is fat

He is short

He is ugly

 

But he has a great personality

and he has self confidence (yeah, like this person even exists), then none of the above matter.

 

If you agree with that, I'm sorry, I think your lying.

THINGS MATTER.

 

You described my husband when I first met him. At least thats how he saw himself - as being ugly. He was balding, he was and still is poor, fat, and short. He didn't think he had any talents and we began searching for them, then we found a lot! His penis is average I guess -- probably on the small side. Doesn't matter - he knew how to use it. He did not have self-confidence when we met, but I saw the potential. We are very happy together.

 

As for the other stuff: We have no money right now. I'm not working, he is disabled. I have to find a job soon or we could lose the house - literally. At one time, many years ago, we were homeless. I won't let that happen again no matter what I have to do for a living. The internet is a luxury that I am keeping because I use it to look for work.

 

We can't afford the gas to go for a drive, plus our van has 130k miles on it now. We watch movies, we play board games, we play with the dogs. We do chores together and make games out of it. We go for walks - well, I push him in his wheelchair because he can't walk for long distances. We play on the computer. If we do go out we sometimes go through model homes and dream. Or go window shopping. We haunt the second hand stores and go to garage sales on the weekends. We go to bookstores and browse and sit and read. We visit old cemetaries and read the epitaphs on the stones. We visit free fairs, or parks. Sometimes he will watch an old war movie or sports and I'll go read -- we don't have to do everything together. Righ now hes in the living room watching football and I'm here.

 

You need to work on YOU. Pursue some interests and don't worry about meeting girls - that will happen as you improve yourself.

[Vivid_29]

Originally posted by Arabess

Looking back.....hey....maybe it was the Army uniform...I don't know. Show me a man wearing cammies and wielding a machine gun.....and THERE I will go!! (PS: I also like Sailors and Marines.... I'm kinda shallow that way.....LMAO!)

 

 

Arabess - Where have you been all my life???

 

I used be one of those groundpounders, clad in camoflage, wielding that M60 machine gun, while out in the bush for 3 weeks, without a shower, in all weather conditions, getting bit by mosquitos and ticks, and missing the nookie!!!

 

You sound like you've dated marines before. I know that they call their field uniforms, 'cammies'. Us army guys, call them BDU's.

 

And you are not shallow at all!

[Aonz]

Originally posted by HokeyReligions

We can't afford the gas to go for a drive, plus our van has 130k miles on it now.

 

My Dad's car has 190k on the clock, my car is only 3 years old but I’ve already done 50K and petrol (gas as you call it) is $4.88 per gallon here.

 

We watch movies, we play board games, we play with the dogs. We do chores together and make games out of it. We go for walks - well, I push him in his wheelchair because he can't walk for long distances. We play on the computer. If we do go out we sometimes go through model homes and dream. Or go window shopping. We haunt the second hand stores and go to garage sales on the weekends. We go to bookstores and browse and sit and read. We visit old cemetaries and read the epitaphs on the stones. We visit free fairs, or parks. Sometimes he will watch an old war movie or sports and I'll go read -- we don't have to do everything together. Righ now hes in the living room watching football and I'm here.

 

Sounds like a good life to me

 

As for the other stuff: We have no money right now. I'm not working, he is disabled. I have to find a job soon or we could lose the house - literally. At one time, many years ago, we were homeless. I won't let that happen again no matter what I have to do for a living. The internet is a luxury that I am keeping because I use it to look for work.

 

Can your husband not claim some kind of Disability benefit?

[Arabess]

Originally posted by Vivid_29

 

 

You sound like you've dated marines before. I know that they call their field uniforms, 'cammies'. Us army guys, call them BDU's.

 

And you are not shallow at all!

 

Ahhhhhh Vivid!!! I had a guy ask me a couple of weeks ago if I would go out with him if he RENTED a uniform. I told him it wasn't really the uniform which attracted me.....it was the "Mind Set" behind the uniform. Every man in uniform doesn't have it....but when I find a man who does......LOOK OUT! I'll trip him and fall on him.

 

About the "cammies".....I used the word because I didn't think anyone would know what BDU's were....and I can never spell camoflage...camouflage....cammoflage......SEE what I mean?????? It always becomes a FUBAR moment..... LOL!

[missopinionated]

Seriously, there are men who lack the qualities listed here. If THEY don't know these qualities are important, such a man, with a great personality, will probably overcome and be attractive for the quality he does have. If, however, such a man has spent his life listening to the news, reading the paper or magazines or going out into public, surely some putz has divested this hapless soul of his one good quality by reminding him of his (in the eyes of the putz) deficiencies.