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isthisallthereis

Inspired by (but the opposite of) Mr. Lucky's thread..you know you have a problem when:

 

Your husband knocks on the bathroom door after you've decided it is just easier to lie on the bathroom floor than to make numerous trips back and forth during your stomach bug, and he wants to know if you are going to take care of your crying child, or should he?

 

Your husband throws up in the sink, which is right next to the toilet, and then tells you "you need to go clean out the sink."

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Ugh, that brought back a similar flashback from my failed marriage. I know *exactly* how you feel, and trust me, he won't change.

 

Leave him as soon as it's feasibly possible. You're going to be miserable until you do. Sorry :o

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Your spouse honks the horn at you in the morning to say goodbye :)

 

OP, the good news is that there is a world full of men out there who aren't like that. Perhaps my stbx and your H could get together. They'd make a great match ;)

 

Hope you get well soon. Hugging toilets sucks :(

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Leave him as soon as it's feasibly possible. You're going to be miserable until you do. Sorry :o

 

 

OP, the good news is that there is a world full of men out there who aren't like that. Perhaps my stbx and your H could get together. They'd make a great match ;)

 

 

I second these posts. He sounds like a horrible man, and thankfully I think he's an exception. You deserve someone who genuinely cares about you and there are plenty of men out there who have big hearts.

 

 

You know you didn't marry a keeper when... Your husband refuses to clean up his cum after it's left his body as it isn't his responsibility anymore! (that's from a friend of mine, thankfully my guy towels me down nicely hehe)

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Your wife doesn't want to kiss you because your face is wet from her juices after giving her an orgasm.

 

BTW, I liked the 'lost cum' one. Classic.

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