dreamergrl Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 After ignoring me for 2 weeks I finally decided to stop trying to talk to her like a grown up and try the same old dumb games that always work on women. I told her a little fib that I met a new girl who I was starting to like very much and likes me, and that if she doesn't text me within 2 hours to never talk to me again. Low and behold, 5 minutes later, my phone rings. "OHHH IM SORRY, I didn't know you would take the space thing so personally, blah blah blah blah. You just bring out a bad side in me when we're together blah blah" She then gave me the "its not you its me" speech about how she needs time etc. Then I asked her if she was coming to school tomorrow and she said "I dont want to spend any time before or after class" and I said "fine have it your way" and she said "WAIT i'll call you when I get there" Even though she said she didn't care about me boning other women, I told her this girl (i sort of made up) is 18 years old and she said "well you can do what you want, I know you're not going to fall in love with her or anything". What does this even mean?! Why do women play such dumb little games? You stared this game Link to post Share on other sites
torranceshipman Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Then it sounds as though you're well matched. Why don't you just call her back and say "I don't know what I said the other night. You have to realise that the need for drama via blacking out from alcohol and insulting women over the phone in front of my friends is my way of coping with SMC. I also tend to spout sexist platitudes a lot. I like to think that this will encourage women to react with coquettish anger and and men to accept me into the fold of manliness. I wear my flaws with a transparent veneer of pride to fend off criticism. Did I mention that I'd blacked out from alcohol when I spoke to you the other night. I need the love of a good woman. I'm not a f*cking clairvoyant. I need a woman to predict the future for me. I thought I smelled something funny when we were talking over the phone. Did you have your period? I only ask because I love you." Then you could throw up or something, and explain that it's because you had a lot to drink. That will make her want to take care of you, I'm sure. hahaha! Classic... Link to post Share on other sites
dreamergrl Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Cognac isn't short for God's sake, he's at the lower end of average What does being short have to do with this? I don't think his height is the reason. I think it's his short fuse and temper. Link to post Share on other sites
Author cognac Posted December 2, 2009 Author Share Posted December 2, 2009 (edited) What does being short have to do with this? I don't think his height is the reason. I think it's his short fuse and temper. I think it does play a part in this whole scheme. She may be acting this way and looking for excuses to fight with me because there is another guy in the picture and she doesn't know who she wants to be with (this is what I think the whole "space" crap is really about). The other guy is a lot bigger than me, older, and has a gun, so I think she will pick him. I just want to atleast have intercourse with her again before she makes her choice however. Edited December 2, 2009 by cognac Link to post Share on other sites
dreamergrl Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 I think it does play a part in this whole scheme. She may be acting this way and looking for excuses to fight with me because there is another guy in the picture and she doesn't know who she wants to be with (this is what I think the whole "space" crap is really about). The other guy is a lot bigger than me, older, and has a gun, so I think she will pick him. I just want to atleast have intercourse with her again before she makes her choice however. This is why she does not want to be with you. I hope to God she turns you down. But whatever makes your lil ego feel better man. Link to post Share on other sites
Author cognac Posted December 2, 2009 Author Share Posted December 2, 2009 This is why she does not want to be with you. I hope to God she turns you down. But whatever makes your lil ego feel better man. Save the preaching please. If that is the reason she didn't want to be with me, than I doubt she would want to be with ANY guy as we are all thinking the same thing. I don't know who she's going to pick, but this guy has a lot more money and things like that so I will just guess him. She actually said something really bizarre to me. She told me one day in the future she wants me and him to be able to be in a room together as friends Is she implying she wants some MMF action. Link to post Share on other sites
Yukikazi Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 I just want to atleast have intercourse with her again before she makes her choice however. Is that for 1 final try to make her happy and convince her or just cause you want 1 last roll in the hay before you loose her? Link to post Share on other sites
dreamergrl Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Save the preaching please. If that is the reason she didn't want to be with me, than I doubt she would want to be with ANY guy as we are all thinking the same thing. Trust me, not all guys think like you. Link to post Share on other sites
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