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Pizzaman81

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Oh the memories.

 

This occured to me first year of high school. There's this girl I really liked, blond hair, blue eyes, very Aryan to say the least.

 

I approached her:

 

Me: "Hi there!"

Her: "Is this a thinly veiled come on? If so I must discourage you"

 

And ever since then I started dating Asian girls.

 

So what were some of your most absurd crazy, funny rejections you received?

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Asian girls!

I got one that threatened to make my life miserable. I snipped back saying, why you going to marry me? Her expression was speechless, everyone in the cafeteria started laughing. :lmao:

 

Needless to say she and I are NOT married and never dated; but the rejection and comeback was good.:lmao:

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Oh the memories.

 

This occured to me first year of high school. There's this girl I really liked, blond hair, blue eyes, very Aryan to say the least.

 

I approached her:

 

Me: "Hi there!"

Her: "Is this a thinly veiled come on? If so I must discourage you"

 

And ever since then I started dating Asian girls.

 

So what were some of your most absurd crazy, funny rejections you received?

 

Thats when you reply. "No.. what makes you think I was hitting on you? I'm just waiting for the interesting girls to arrive"

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