Excessive body hair - how do I deal with it?

[CLC2008]

OK. You asked for it. I'm going to reveal this once and never out loud.

I am a product junkie. My addiction also includes services. I am a huge consumer of beauty products and services. If it is new and improved, I'm all over it. The stupidest trends, etc. Its like a hobby and one day I should get help.

 

Remember ..I dont know, 2 years ago when the porn stars were having their (ahem) anus (whats the plural?) bleached? Uh...I did that. I dont know why, as soon as I heard it I was like: OMG! Do I need that?? So, yeah I had it done. THEN, because I was so involved in that and having to check it out...I noticed some hairs there. Well, you know...so, I didnt want them on my now pristine anus. Thats right, I had my a-hole WAXED. Nevermind the humiliating conversation preceding the procedure, never mind the compromising position I and the TWO people doing it were in.

I had HOT wax poured onto my anus and then RIPPED off.

 

And I paid quite a bit for it too. And for what? I mean, who sees a few hairs there?? And what the hell was I doing looking so closely myself?

 

I know, right.

 

I'm all for grooming, but that's just sickity sick sick!

 

Though, I once used one of those electric sand hair removal devices....ooof...not good, not good!

[Mr-T]

This always reminds me of the waxing scene from "40 Year Old Virgin"

 

"You look like a Man-o-latern"

 

Brilliant!!

 

[frozensprouts]

ENOUGH. Seriously, you're going to ruin it for me. If the ear hair talk doesnt stop I'm going to start telling you guys things you dont want to know about women.

 

 

at least the "nose hair" discussion hasn't started yet.

 

a friens of my husband's told us he knew he was getting older when his mom gave him a nose hair trimmer for christmas...

 

( I don't even wanna know how those things work)

[frozensprouts]

I'm all for grooming, but that's just sickity sick sick!

 

Though, I once used one of those electric sand hair removal devices....ooof...not good, not good!

 

 

never seen one of those- it makes me think of the electric palm sander I have down in the basement

[Lizzie60]

If I were you I wouldn't bother with it..

I like some hair on the chest..

when a woman is in love.. she loves every single hair on her man's body..

[Lizzie60]

Crap. One more ok? On vacation I walk into a little salon where I noticed a sign in broken english offering waxing. So, I go in and tell them I need to be waxed and they direct me to a small room in the back. I sit in basically a salon chair which is odd for the position you need to be in to get a Brazilian, but its a strange county , what do I know. So, I undress completely from the waist down & pull/spread my legs into the usual position but I'm in this ...more of a reclining chair, so its awkward.

 

The non english speaking woman comes into the room, takes one look at me, and starts yelling at me to get out ( I guess, thats what I did in a hurry).

 

Turns out their waxing only included eye brows.

 

 

Hahahaha.. that chair is used for something else.. in those countries.. there was one in the little hotel in Puerto Plata where my lover took me 2 years ago.. but we used the bed instead..

[Glenguy]

If I were you I wouldn't bother with it..

I like some hair on the chest..

when a woman is in love.. she loves every single hair on her man's body..

 

Lizzie60, you, Boundary Problem and threebyfate are my kind of women!

Edited December 5, 2009 by Glenguy

[gopher]

Wish I had the OP's problem, just a few stray hairs here and there, other than my stomach, which is fuller. Good god on the other trimming above the neck, what is it about losing your hair in middle age and growing it in other place.