Dave1234 Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 well the shim whcic worrs at the laundro-mat is a man-woman and it works also at the sex-toy shoppe accross towne and to this i will tell you shackers that they have coloroud condoms there!!! does yon females desire a couloured love-rod in a love-image fro a dick-lay??? desireth-you a tasty love-pole??? as the same product comes in a tube which i will tell you boasts of a taste for example bubblegum.96&%$( performeth these people those acts which are traditionally reserved for marraige?????????????// I have no money fro said product as I have little-man job at post in grocery-store and thats all Link to post Share on other sites
Author Dave1234 Posted December 16, 2003 Author Share Posted December 16, 2003 well i dave will be spending my after-noon behind the false wall somewhere and yoiu will not find me i have vanished into the landscape but i will return later Link to post Share on other sites
lostforwords Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 !!! does yon females desire a couloured love-rod in a love-image fro a dick-lay??? desireth-you a tasty love-pole??? as the same product comes in a tube which i will tell you boasts of a taste for example bubblegum.96&%$( performeth these people those acts which are traditionally reserved for marraige?????????????// I have no money fro said product as I have little-man job at post in grocery-store and thats all ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!! dave dude... you never cease to amaze........ Link to post Share on other sites
cindy0039 Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 A bubblegum-flavored love pole sounds...um...interesting. Link to post Share on other sites
moimeme Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 Yeah, but Cindy, wouldn't you be tempted to chew? Link to post Share on other sites
cindy0039 Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 Whoops! Link to post Share on other sites
Vivid_29 Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 Dave - Condoms? Did you meet your love creature? If so, way to go, dude!!! :) Awww shucks -- I know that it's great to practice safe sex, but you will not be able to have a pearl necklace, with yon condom. What about the lavender lotion? Vivid Link to post Share on other sites
Arabess Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 All this sex talk is making me want to blow a bubble...... Link to post Share on other sites
Arabess Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 LOST, If you would post one of those great pics you sent me instead of the 'kitty'....I bet Dave would be so inclined to send you a case of 'Lavendar Love Lotion"......HAHAHAHA! Link to post Share on other sites
Vivid_29 Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 Originally posted by Arabess All this sex talk is making me want to blow a bubble...... Know what you mean, Arabess. I'm kinda getting horny myself. I think I may have to pay a visit to a special friend of mine! Dave, where is this store at? I may have to stop there for some colored condoms! Link to post Share on other sites
lostforwords Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 LOST, If you would post one of those great pics you sent me instead of the 'kitty'....I bet Dave would be so inclined to send you a case of 'Lavendar Love Lotion"......HAHAHAHA! ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Girlfren..... lmfao!!!!!!! DO WE NEED TO GO THERE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im thinking arabess you HAVE to have one of you in your Uniform???????? come on... i know you have one kicking around some where....... lmao..... In honor of that im sure Dave can find a camoflouged condomn at his lil sex shop, with some lame name as "The Tank.... NOTHING can get by the TANK!!" ROFL Link to post Share on other sites
Arabess Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 Originally posted by lostforwords can find a camoflouged condomn at his lil sex shop, with some lame name as "The Tank.... NOTHING can get by the TANK!!" ROFL ahhhh...I HAVE some camoflouged Jimmy Hats. I refer to them as my "Ground Pounder Covers'..... Jimmy Hats = condoms Ground pounder = Army (hint: remember one of the pics I sent you!!) Link to post Share on other sites
Vivid_29 Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 Originally posted by Arabess ahhhh...I HAVE some camoflouged Jimmy Hats. I refer to them as my "Ground Pounder Covers'..... Jimmy Hats = condoms Ground pounder = Army (hint: remember one of the pics I sent you!!) Arabess - You are just plain awesome with the military jargon! You are probably the only woman on this entire planet that knows what a 'groundpounder' is! Once again, I salute thee! And, I'm still a horny army ant!!! Vivid Link to post Share on other sites
lostforwords Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 Jimmy Hats = condoms Ground pounder = Army (hint: remember one of the pics I sent you!!) OH LORD... ill never forget those pics... i have it saved.... lmfao! specially dude on the left DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Author Dave1234 Posted December 17, 2003 Author Share Posted December 17, 2003 AlASS!!!!@#@$$###$ it is i dave that havfeht returned form the false wall that i hidith mss german the gudence conslor well thee consible sent me to er office for to speak about lurking in approprite places and endevors such as i will tell%%$$#@@!@$% such as i will tell you maybe just once or twice in the false wall behind dressing-room!!!!!!!!!! well to this i will tell you that i dave did not t ake any lurid photographs but maybe imagined of a little bit of a dick-lay with carly and maybe iof maya even though she may have a big birth-mark on her busom???????? well of a man-woman in a love-manner what is it to do??? do a man-woman love others of its beastial-kind or is it in love with a man with love-pole or woman with love-canal???????????????????????????????????????????????????? ^%)(&$&WUFL>jv`tc[go'hreghg well i dave have all sorts of neat stuff which i keep in the hiding-place which i will reveal only a small amount i have a single surgical-glove i have a rotting orange as a science project i have a PIZZA-CUTTER!!! i have a single-stocking and i have jeremy hfhjhkjjshdfjk43807287 .................,,,,,,,,,,, ,<<<<<<<<<well i have many a-hiding place so do not try to find me and you can know that maybe me dave is just around hiding somewhere with no harm done well what is it just not even fro a little bit of a dick-lay but just for a please hand-job in a love-image????????????????????????????????? well even joel who i see his bouncing man-boobs has a fat-pig-like woman for a love-creature but she too looks bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!gytuyl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!98999d Link to post Share on other sites
Vivid_29 Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Well, Dave, after reading your most recent post about 20 times, I think I finally understand what you are getting at. What is it that you want in a woman? Do you want to be in a relationship or do you just want to hit it and send her out the door a packing? And if it's none of these, I'll go and jump in the lake! Vivid Link to post Share on other sites
Vivid_29 Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Oops - Posted twice! Link to post Share on other sites
lostforwords Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 well even joel who i see his bouncing man-boobs has a fat-pig-like woman for a love-creature but she too looks bad [color=red]*mouth drops open with sheer shock.... then bursts out laughing........*[/color] Link to post Share on other sites
Arabess Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 And, I'm still a horny army ant!!! Well DAMMIT MAN....if you ever get to Florida....bring yourself a Jimmy Hat and I'll buy you a beer!!! HOOAAH... Link to post Share on other sites
Vivid_29 Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Arabess And, I'm still a horny army ant!!! Well DAMMIT MAN....if you ever get to Florida....bring yourself a Jimmy Hat and I'll buy you a beer!!! HOOAAH... Hooaah!!! I'll drive to the beautiful British Columbia and snatch up Moimeme. Then, I'll head out west and grab Lostforwords and then head back east and pick up Skittles. Oh wait, we cannot forget Dave1234, Duke, and Bark! We'll strap Dave to the hood, Duke to the roof, and Bark can ride in the trunk! We'll head down I95 and rally up! We'll party hard and get Moimeme sh**faced!!! Betcha she's a party animal!!! Vivid Link to post Share on other sites
Arabess Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Dave1234 anywhere NEAR duck tape or a bungee chord is JUST SCARY! Link to post Share on other sites
moimeme Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA RIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGHT. You're gonna make that trip. In winter. In that car. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Link to post Share on other sites
moimeme Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Dave1234 anywhere NEAR duck tape or a bungee chord is JUST SCARY! Yeah. Forget poor ol' Dave. Besides, not too sure how old (young) he is if he's seeing a guidance counsellor. Now we could go east and get Curt or west and get Ryan maybe... Link to post Share on other sites
Vivid_29 Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by moimeme Dave1234 anywhere NEAR duck tape or a bungee chord is JUST SCARY! Yeah. Forget poor ol' Dave. Besides, not too sure how old (young) he is if he's seeing a guidance counsellor. Now we could go east and get Curt or west and get Ryan maybe... Moi - According to Daves profile, he should be about 25, but he does have me baffled when he talks about guidance counselors and science projects. He does look like a little kid, too! As for Curt and Ryan? Damn, Moi, you must be trying to turn me good! You all would gang up on me -- good versus bad --- no wait --- I've got Arabess and Skittles. I sense a little bit of bad, in the both of them! Maybe, they'd have my back. ~ V Link to post Share on other sites
moimeme Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Huh? (Gropes around in the general vicinity above her head) hmm. No halos nor white hats that I know of... Link to post Share on other sites
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