Author Awesome Username Posted December 8, 2009 Author Posted December 8, 2009 Reboot your laptop, relocate to table near person of interest, over hear conversation, laugh when he says something funny, glance over, and make a comment. Thank you for contacting LS 24/7 support have a nice night thank you very much! I'm aborting mission because I have things to learn. Nerd goggles on.
Pizzaman81 Posted December 8, 2009 Posted December 8, 2009 (edited) Hot guy's new name is Stupid Head. [me]---[another girl]---[stupid head] [sH's friend, perpendicular to stupidhead forming a 90 degree angle to the wall like a backwards L ] Anyway, i suggest you try another venue. You're welcome Edited December 8, 2009 by Pizzaman81 weird diagram didn't work
Author Awesome Username Posted December 8, 2009 Author Posted December 8, 2009 Anyway, i suggest you try another venue. You're welcome Well, he just changed seats so now he's more visible, but part of the damned ceiling fell off and everyone in the room screamed except for him, who was still looking at the screen during the whole fiasco. Gay, Taken or Aspie!
2sunny Posted December 8, 2009 Posted December 8, 2009 Well, he just changed seats so now he's more visible, but part of the damned ceiling fell off and everyone in the room screamed except for him, who was still looking at the screen during the whole fiasco. Gay, Taken or Aspie! i vote gay! :p:p or let's be specific - really stupid if he's not gay...
Pizzaman81 Posted December 8, 2009 Posted December 8, 2009 Well, he just changed seats so now he's more visible, but part of the damned ceiling fell off and everyone in the room screamed except for him, who was still looking at the screen during the whole fiasco. Gay, Taken or Aspie! Ever thought that HE was the one that caused the ceiling to fall? Maybe he farted
Jaytb Posted December 8, 2009 Posted December 8, 2009 Well, he just changed seats so now he's more visible, but part of the damned ceiling fell off and everyone in the room screamed except for him, who was still looking at the screen during the whole fiasco. Gay, Taken or Aspie! Presumptions presumptions. You never even bothered striking up a convo. Of course he's never going to notice you.
Jaytb Posted December 8, 2009 Posted December 8, 2009 Ever thought that HE was the one that caused the ceiling to fall? Maybe he farted I say explosives. This is some sort of CIA mission. His "client" is a suspected terrorist and he had to scare everyone in the room while he offed the client. Of course the mission failed because Awesome was staring at him so it freaked him into thinking he's being watched by another agent (probably double agent)
melodymatters Posted December 8, 2009 Posted December 8, 2009 Oddly enough, this is one of the more interesting threads I've read in awhile. I hereby assign everyone ( single) to take their laptops to public venues and issue bulletins regarding their luck trying to pick up the opposite sex in real time ! ( maybe there's a new web site concept here ???)
deux ex machina Posted December 8, 2009 Posted December 8, 2009 Oddly enough, this is one of the more interesting threads I've read in awhile. I hereby assign everyone ( single) to take their laptops to public venues and issue bulletins regarding their luck trying to pick up the opposite sex in real time ! ( maybe there's a new web site concept here ???) I can see it now: cyrano_de_bergerac.com
neowulf Posted December 9, 2009 Posted December 9, 2009 *grabs pop corn and gets comfortable* This is way more interesting than Tv Nice to know guys aren't the only ones to freak themselves out over a hottie
Pizzaman81 Posted December 9, 2009 Posted December 9, 2009 *grabs pop corn and gets comfortable* This is way more interesting than Tv Nice to know guys aren't the only ones to freak themselves out over a hottie I think God or whatever you believe didn't do a good job designing us. I mean if we all freak out over someone attractive, how will we ever mate?!?!?! FAIL
Jaytb Posted December 9, 2009 Posted December 9, 2009 I think God or whatever you believe didn't do a good job designing us. I mean if we all freak out over someone attractive, how will we ever mate?!?!?! FAIL I say evolution. Lol, good going there evolution.
neowulf Posted December 9, 2009 Posted December 9, 2009 I think God or whatever you believe didn't do a good job designing us. I mean if we all freak out over someone attractive, how will we ever mate?!?!?! FAIL Well, evolution would state that *some* of us wouldn't freak out and take a stab at *everyone* we found attractive.. hence effectively passing on genes I've known guys (and girls) who appear to have "no fear" (or is that no clue?) when it comes to approaching women. Doesn't matter if she's a 10 or not.. they'll have a go. Those guys do ok. Sure they get knocked back a heap.. but then again I notice they always have a pretty girl on their arm. *shrug*
woopster638 Posted December 11, 2009 Posted December 11, 2009 Ok, I need you to calm down and speak clearly. Where is the hot guy's friend? Is he on the couch between [another guy] and [hot guy] [you]----[another guy]-----[hot guy friend][hot guy] or [you]----[another guy]-----[hot guy][hot guy friend]? This is entertainment!! lol
Midnight Rider Posted December 11, 2009 Posted December 11, 2009 I am pregnant just from looking at him. Bro HAS to be taken. It's funny with women.. I bet if he had come up and started talking to you, you would have thought it was so cute and daring and romantic. On the other hand, if the guy was using the very same laptop but was some nerd looking or older guy and came up to you to talk, he would most certainly have been a weirdo right? Just wondering.
Author Awesome Username Posted December 11, 2009 Author Posted December 11, 2009 It's funny with women.. I bet if he had come up and started talking to you, you would have thought it was so cute and daring and romantic. On the other hand, if the guy was using the very same laptop but was some nerd looking or older guy and came up to you to talk, he would most certainly have been a weirdo right? Just wondering. Nerd looking, absolutely not. Older as in his forties or above, possibly. I had a guy in the same coffee shop buy me a drink and talk to me...he was in his fifties and playing world of Warcraft on his computer. I wasn't all "EWW GROSS!" and I thought it was sweet that he bought me a latte, so maybe even then no. He tried to ask me on a date and I politely declined because our age difference is too vast and he kept talking about his underground arsenal of secret ak47s and grenades (Which is awesome, but in this context is was a little iffy). The only time it would peeve me is if I was super busy. This is why I ultimately didn't go up to cute guy at the coffee shop - he was busy with a client. If he went up to me and I was busy with a client, no matter how cute he was, I would be peeved too.
steve_o Posted December 11, 2009 Posted December 11, 2009 (edited) Nerd looking, absolutely not. Older as in his forties or above, possibly. I had a guy in the same coffee shop buy me a drink and talk to me...he was in his fifties and playing world of Warcraft on his computer. I wasn't all "EWW GROSS!" and I thought it was sweet that he bought me a latte, so maybe even then no. He tried to ask me on a date and I politely declined because our age difference is too vast and he kept talking about his underground arsenal of secret ak47s and grenades (Which is awesome, but in this context is was a little iffy). Dear God. Gotta give the guy credit for how he was able to drop that topic down. Yea always bugs me how I have no shot at sparking a conversation with a girl at my tech support job. She seems to stare me down when she's at her cubicle every time I past to/from break room. She must never take breaks though :\ Edited December 11, 2009 by steve_o
Author Awesome Username Posted December 11, 2009 Author Posted December 11, 2009 Dear God. Gotta give the guy credit for how he was able to drop that topic down. Yea always bugs me how I have no shot at sparking a conversation with a girl at my tech support job. She seems to stare me down when she's at her cubicle every time I past to/from break room. She must never take breaks though :\ You should mess up your hair real bad, get a silly coffee mug and saunter over to her desk and be like, "SO....how about all this tech stuff, eh?" That would make me rofl with love. Wait....tech support? Why don't you just tell her a story about an idiot that has called you that A: couldn't turn his computer on, B: thinks you can email in Word, or C: Whatever? I heard this awesome story from a TS dude about a woman who called in about her keyboard not working - turns out she was washing it in the bathtub! If this lady doesn't think you're a comedian with either of those approaches, she has no sense of humor. Give it a try!
light2 Posted December 13, 2009 Posted December 13, 2009 he kept talking about his underground arsenal of secret ak47s and grenades (Which is awesome, but in this context is was a little iffy). you are hilarious lol.... or he was if this really happened..
Author Awesome Username Posted December 13, 2009 Author Posted December 13, 2009 you are hilarious lol.... or he was if this really happened.. I cross my heart, he really did tell me about all of his hidden guns.
light2 Posted December 13, 2009 Posted December 13, 2009 I cross my heart, he really did tell me about all of his hidden guns. so he was 50 yrs old, plays World of Warcraft, has a hidden stash of AK's and you turned him down?? Seemed like he woulda been alot of fun to be around.
SincereOnlineGuy Posted December 13, 2009 Posted December 13, 2009 HAHAHAHAHA!!! This is the coolest moment ever! I am sitting on a chair, he has moved to a couch (so he and his friend can have more room) that is in my same "row," between another computer user and me. So now heart made of stone is sitting....well, let me make you a graph. [me]------[someone else]-----[hot guy] wall Geez, I thought a game of "Battleship" was about to break out.
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