Dave1234 Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 is a spread-turkey position the one that most lovers prefer? Link to post Share on other sites
yogi-mon Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 Perhaps love would be better expressed through the presidential inner back of the hole cigar trick. Link to post Share on other sites
Arabess Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 Dave....Dave....Dave..... A 'spread turkey' is what you have on the holidays...there are better words to describe sexual positions. Link to post Share on other sites
Errol Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 This is 'Merica boy! It's Spread-EAGLE! (said in a stereotypical red-neck accent) LOL ---------------------------------------------- no offense to anyone in other countries - I'm in America and this was the first thing that came to mind when I read the post. Link to post Share on other sites
Arabess Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 Originally posted by Errol This is 'Merica boy! It's Spread-EAGLE! (said in a stereotypical red-neck accent) LOL ---------------------------------------------- no offense to anyone in other countries - I'm in America and this was the first thing that came to mind when I read the post. DAMMIT Errol.....I'm feeling 'patriotic' already!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! Link to post Share on other sites
Tony T Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 I've never seen a spread turkey although I think turkey spread on crackers would be pretty good. I wouldn't like to have sex on turkey spread, though. Link to post Share on other sites
mjk Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 The Spread Turkey? What the hell is that? Wouldn't you just "go with the flow" or maybe say: "What do you like?" One question: Is the turkey stuffed? Link to post Share on other sites
moimeme Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 Man. This guy gives 'stuffing' a turkey a whole new meaning (Merry, wishing she could purge the image of Dave seeing the turkey on the counter and thinking, 'mmm, BABE' ) Link to post Share on other sites
Tony T Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 Have you switched from dick-lays to turkey-lays? In some places, it may be illegal for you to have sex with a spread turkey. Link to post Share on other sites
mjk Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 Hey I just thought of something, years ago there was a move called the "Funky Chicken" I wonder if that would work? Link to post Share on other sites
moimeme Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 Necrophiliac bestiality. And I thought I'd heard 'em all! Link to post Share on other sites
mjk Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 Hey Tony, I think south of the border its called "Frito-Lays"!!!!!!! LOL Link to post Share on other sites
tattoomytoe Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 Originally posted by Dave1234 is a spread-turkey position the one that most lovers prefer? is that how you get all your partners? Link to post Share on other sites
Tony T Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 "Necrophiliac bestiality? Where did you read where the turkey had to be deceased??? There's more than one way to stuff a turkey, hahaha!!! Link to post Share on other sites
EnigmaXOXO Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 Spread turkeys and frito-lays! Just when you think you've learned it all, someone comes to this sight and expands your horizons. Now I'll be expanding my waistline...you've all made me hungry! Link to post Share on other sites
quankanne Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 what about the one guy on this forum who summed up the sex act with his girlfriend as "I threw her the hog"? dave, unless she's an acrobat or into gymnastics, don't refer to sex positions as "spread turkey" or anything like that ... women like romance! Hmmmm, mebbe it's time to start you reading some of the better-written romance novels that border on soft-porn to give you an idea what balance of naughty and nice most gals want! a warning though: it might involve monkeys and the spanking therewith ... Link to post Share on other sites
Tony T Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 "don't refer to sex positions as "spread turkey" or anything like that" Spread turkey sounds a lot more romantic than dick-lay! Link to post Share on other sites
lostforwords Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 I know everyone has thier family traditions regarding turkey stuffing.... some have giblets in it, raisins..... but damn dave........ I guess yours would fall in the "Sauasge stuffing" variety? Link to post Share on other sites
cindy0039 Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 I have a feeling his recipe includes cream of mushroom soup. Link to post Share on other sites
dyermaker Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 Good job y'all, you ruined thanksgiving. Link to post Share on other sites
lostforwords Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 Good job y'all, you ruined thanksgiving. sorry dyer lol...... Link to post Share on other sites
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