Dave1234 Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 well mrs german the bitch gudense conselor upon my fancy of watching bug-bush and froward-plow of a dick-lay in an inocent-fashion and maybe just for redemption and tanya who i will tell you has this little hair which grows out of a mole and 65 the dirty-underware or said female carly which I dave will proclaim i hath taken for souvenir the faculty of said intstitution questioned me dave because i like to watch and i carry the lucky rabbits-foot at the appointed hour well the next thing is that my mom hathe a-taken me dave to the eagle-hill school fro to see the special-school and this obese woman says to me dave you can live with ravi and minya who i dave will tell you are of the variety of moneyed-interbnational who wear elite cloth amd the like and i say this without predjudice but i wonder if their custom allows the practice of what i have come to know as the STEAMROLLER!!!!!!!!!!!! this little position is when nobody is home i dave enjoy the 878-9 activity of maybe just rolling like a steamroller and to roll across rug on floor in just nothing at all to speak of in the way of clothing and maybe just a little bit of yodelling in my craft as this is fro goodwailll of man and femleaey (*(_********** Link to post Share on other sites
Tony T Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 I Tony hath come froward thrusting into office of Dr. Harvey to use John for efficient nurse dick-lay in bathroom sink while giving sample fro testing. I also proclaim that Dave is abnormal in many ways proclaims Marguerite the school slut who knows like everybody else that the Dave1234 is full of crap most of the time. Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedAngel Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Is he saying he got kicked out of school for stealing some girl's panties? -Deranged Link to post Share on other sites
lotsoffun Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Sounds like his mom is going to send him to a special school for the deranged. Link to post Share on other sites
VivianLee Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 It seems ravi and minya are well-off international people that wear "elite cloth" and that Dave is to live with them. He wonders if they are okay with this thing he does called "steamrolling" where he rolls around on a rug naked and perhaps yodels as he practices this "craft" which is for the good of male and female... Deranged Angel, I believe you are right that he got kicked out of school for stealing panties and maybe looking at panties....but where does the rabbit's foot fit in!! What does it mean that I understand this stuff? Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedAngel Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Maybe he was comparing the panties to a rabbit's foot, like as in he carries them around and thinks they're lucky. Hell. Why do I even care to try and understand this stuff? Psshh. -Deranged Link to post Share on other sites
Samson Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 I wonder how much more meaningful dave's post would have been with the three astricks added back??? Where's our resident interpreter, lostforwords? Just when we think we have Dave ALL FIGURED OUT, he pulls something new: I'm afraid the "rabits foot" and panties are the same thing. He carries them for luck, possibly in hopes of getting a "dic-lay" the next time he passes through or peep into the girls locker room. Link to post Share on other sites
Vivid_29 Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 Dave - They are gonna take you to the eagle looney ward for? Gee, why am I not surprised? ~V Link to post Share on other sites
BlockHead Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 Dave Too much isolation can lead to strange and perverted ideas. Why do I think you are isolated? Your posts seem to be a pitiful attempt at using Old English. It is disorganized, vague, and none of us can really make sense of it. Yes, there are plenty of cult leaders who struggle to gain the kind of ambiguity you have. I am assuming that if you talk to human beings on a regular basis, you would have some capacity to communicate clearly. Is English your native language? Link to post Share on other sites
SoleMate Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 Have you all noticed how Dave1234 is a-sucking us into his little dick-lay world? And how it's all starting to make more and more sense? Link to post Share on other sites
mfrmboy Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 Mabye these new folk wont walk in on him while hes in the closet pleasuring himself as does his mom. I think that the panties are more for self pleasure than for a lucky charm. DAVE just remember to lock the door. Happy STEAMROLLING!! Link to post Share on other sites
Tony T Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 I Tony hath proclaimed that on September 14 in and for LoveShack the Dave of this froward thrust dick-lay will be unmasked and the real Dave of food court fame will be known to the entire world if Ms. McCarthy has her way. It should be noted that Bertha is looking forward to many love bundles of joy with open turkey later tonight if Dave395744, a distant cousin, will keep his mouth shut. Link to post Share on other sites
Samson Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 Dear Dave, i samson maketh your bowels ache my sweater is on backwords and inside out and you sayth how appropriate not to dissect every @#$%^&thing today mean not to pick yew apart yew seeth, but yew help not i samson go jumping hence forth the gunshot has sounded slap thee with splintered ruler and would knock thee to the floor if yew was NOT there already only could hunt the hunter all i samson prithee want is some yon patience, yon way to calm the angry voice AND deliverance i do tire yew must think on why relentless i samson am all wearysome consumed by the chill of solitary like Estella to reel it and spit it out frustrated by yew apathy frightened by the corrupted ways of this fairyland prithee i, samson could meet THE MAKER!!!!!!!!!!! of the @$#$#&^ rabbit's FOOT!!! i, samson now need intellectual intercourse. Whew Link to post Share on other sites
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