feed a female some food

[Dave1234]

well in for to obain a relation with a fmemale i dave have come up with a little idea of feeding as it is said that the basic need is of food. well i will put the little-cup of corn next to the meat and glide in with the squash amd mrs german says dave you must OBSERVE PEPLES BOUNDAREIS!! well to this i tell you this thought is for the birds and you can just go jump in the lake.

i dave will have dificult time in obtaining dick-lay but maybe if i can feed a female she will oblige to maybe just a little bit of rolling around with no clothes on and to this i will tell you that the cup of medicine that vivian gives me tastes bitter and reminds me of bum and makes me not to think about dick-lay another term fro oral sex i will reveal to you is the secret that is PLAYING COW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! well afetrer eating corn and displaying as to all who will see and reveal the truth i will present to said dinner-partner the modest-propisition of rolling around and maybe then after r some tea

[Samson]

it should be obvious dave let loose your squash amd take another cup of medicine of the strongly variety for which they may soon tempt animal like SCREAMS the like which may burst adio ekuipment like Yodelling!!!!!!!!when rugs are around yon young ladys nees, or if it be the case, while as it were casuali strooling threw the showers singing "ROW MY @!#$%^%$#BOAT" with not but one hand but two!!

[Goatsbreath]

That sounds like a good idea dave but what if shes a vegetarian and there is no meat to put the cup of corn next to. Then what are you going to do. Hmmmm.

[dyermaker]

Is the corn still on the cob? Kinky.

[quankanne]

another term fro oral sex i will reveal to you is the secret that is PLAYING COW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

and what, praytell, is TIPPING COW!!? this is a popular sport in small town communities.