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&&&&&&&&&& (*_&jkj there is a boy who i dave am cognizzant of and his name is ruben and is aither puto-rican or maybe an arab or maybe a portu-geese but this is beside the point his nick-name is "zipper-boy" and to this i will ytell you that we need not worry what this means, his name is just zipper boy

 

alas good bye zipper-boy

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Dear Davy,

 

There is something strangely addictive about your posts. I've thought about it and it's something to do with the fact that reading them is like looking at the world through a haze of mind altering drugs -- you know like when you've smoked something and suddenly the sight of a gherkin or a bell pepper can have you falling around in peels of laughter; language takes on a whole new magical power and the world is so weird you forget your troubles until you sober up... of course, you know it's bad for you and a complete waste of time, but everything is so weird and psychedelic, kinda distorted but in a twisty-hazy non offensive way that you can't resist. One click of my mouse and I can enter a parallel world with a weird new central character, the world that is 'dave'...

 

I see your name at LS and just can't seem to listen to the voice that says 'just say no!'.

 

I'm hooked. Keep 'em coming...

 

Respect.

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Definintely. Every time I get on here I look for a new Dave post. It's kinda like watching Jerry Springer. He's always full of surprises and it's very perplexing too!

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" I've thought about it and it's something to do with the fact that reading them is like looking at the world through a haze of mind altering drugs -- you know like when you've smoked something and suddenly the sight of a gherkin or a bell pepper can have you falling around in peels of laughter; language takes on a whole new magical power and the world is so weird you forget your troubles until you sober up..."

 

Dave4823 is BETTER than drugs. However, I must warn you, if you are high on coke, heroine or cannabis and you read what he writes you totally understand his crap. That's what's scary! (Dick-lays feel better, too!!!)

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