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how do I get a fxxk buddy? what steps do I have to take, and what things do I have to have?

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If you're a woman, just tell a man you'd like to be his f___ buddy. Any man. For women, it is that simple.

 

If you're a man, you usually have to find a woman with terribly low self-esteem will is trusting and foolish enough to enter a FWB relationship with you in the hopes it will become something more. Which it won't, of course.

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Step 1: Stop posting here, turn off the internet, and go to your local bar/hangout. Whiff your way down the skank ladder until you find someone willing to sleep with you with no commitment.

 

Step 2: Come back on here posting emotionally distraught questions about your feelings and such.

 

Step 3: Rinse, wash, repeat.

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I've only had one, it started off by being friends with a later mutual attraction. She actually came out and said "Why don't we just have sex?" and we did for a while.

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Advertise! Run an ad requesting what you want. Don't forget to describe yourself in detail so the potential FB will know what they are getting and describe what you are looking for in the FB. Are you a man or a woman? If you are a woman you should have a FB by the end of the week.:laugh:

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Whiff your way down the skank ladder

 

LOL, Ranger. Great way to put it.

 

I have two categories of female friends/acquaintances who are willing to go FWB. The first as Ranger describes. The second are women who are too busy (or commitment phobic) to concentrate on the basics of a relationship, but still want sex.

 

 

I'd assume you want the latter rather than the former. Those friends I know who fit in category 2 are pretty selective about their FWB, and usually approach a former BF who they think might be willing and able. They never shop around for fresh meat for their FWB arrangement. So unless you have a former GF who qualifies, you'll have to hit up the low self esteem gals who are that desperate.

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how do I get a fuсk buddy? what steps do I have to take, and what things do I have to have?

Pretty simple. The next time a woman tells me 'I need sex', I disregard health and her marital status and say 'yes'. That's really all there is to it. She's not looking for a deep meaningful, life-long relationship, no? F*ck-buddy. Enjoy the ride :)

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You call up your dude and ask if you can come over "to hang with the bros" and that you'll "bring your gamecube some brew".

All code speak of course. Don't forget the backpack full of over sized black dildos and lube.

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Pretty simple. The next time a woman tells me 'I need sex', I disregard health and her marital status and say 'yes'. That's really all there is to it. She's not looking for a deep meaningful, life-long relationship, no? F*ck-buddy. Enjoy the ride :)

I'm talkin in college. Like I always hear about other guys with fun buddies, and I wanna have one! I am dying inside, and I feel like my heart, mind, body and soul are withering and dying. I need affection and love. How can I get it, and fast, without paying?

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There's no affection and love in 'f*ck buddies'. As my stbx liked to call it, it's 'sport f*cking'. No emotion, no commitment, no love. Like masturbating except with a another person. Pure sexual fulfillment. Enjoy :)

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There's no affection and love in 'f*ck buddies'. As my stbx liked to call it, it's 'sport f*cking'. No emotion, no commitment, no love. Like masturbating except with a another person. Pure sexual fulfillment. Enjoy :)

when someone decides to **** you for free, there is obviously some feeling there which makes you more special than anyone else to the point where they could all offer to pay the girl to have sex over you and she'd still turn them down. Lust may not be the love we think of, but it is a form of affection and endearment.

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when someone decides to **** you for free, there is obviously some feeling there which makes you more special than anyone else to the point where they could all offer to pay the girl to have sex over you and she'd still turn them down. Lust may not be the love we think of, but it is a form of affection and endearment.

 

You have no idea how wrong you are in that statement.

 

Seriously.

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when someone decides to **** you for free, there is obviously some feeling there which makes you more special than anyone else to the point where they could all offer to pay the girl to have sex over you and she'd still turn them down. Lust may not be the love we think of, but it is a form of affection and endearment.

 

If you are looking for affection and warmth from a F-Buddy, you are going to be so disappointed when you actually land a F-Buddy. F-k Buddies are mutually agreeing to pleasure each other in bed WITHOUT affection, attachment, and love. The only warmth you'll get is the incidental body warmth off the other person.

 

What you might really be looking for is a fast track to a meaningful, intimate relationship. Which of course, there's no fast track for that either.

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BTW, in a similar way but different realm, emotional vampires satiate their needs for validation and ego boosting without any perceived love, affection or intimacy. The hard part is delineating what is real and what is 'fake' because the 'intimacy' can seem real. Again, check with them after. That's reality. :)

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BTW, in a similar way but different realm, emotional vampires satiate their needs for validation and ego boosting without any perceived love, affection or intimacy. The hard part is delineating what is real and what is 'fake' because the 'intimacy' can seem real. Again, check with them after. That's reality. :)

I just want someone who can give me physical satisfaction without paying for it, whenever I want it, which does indicate some sort of positive feelings she'd have to me.

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I just want someone who can give me physical satisfaction without paying for it, whenever I want it.

 

That is what everyone wants, Mikki.

 

Welcome to the real world where we don't always get what we want...

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That is what everyone wants, Mikki.

 

Welcome to the real world where we don't always get what we want...

but how do I get it? I'm dying inside.....

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but how do I get it? I'm dying inside.....

 

You don't.

 

I think that's the point most people have been trying to make here.

 

Either you pay someone (as you have admitted you are not willing to do) or you go into serious counseling to determine the underlying reasons you are having difficulties establishing relationships.

 

I'm sorry to be cruel, but your posts are a continual whine about what you want like a petulant little child whose toy has been taken away.

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but how do I get it? I'm dying inside.....

 

Awww.... I feel bad for you Mikki. F-Buddies work like this... it just happens... You go out to a party, bar, function, class, restaurant, etc. meet a girl and end up casually having sex... it was an enjoyable experience for her so the next time you call her you two do it again... and again... and again. Its that simple... but you have to go out and meet girls. Do you know how to do that? Do you know how to talk to, approach women?

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when someone decides to **** you for free, there is obviously some feeling there which makes you more special than anyone else to the point where they could all offer to pay the girl to have sex over you and she'd still turn them down. Lust may not be the love we think of, but it is a form of affection and endearment.

 

Well who would want to pay for it if they can get it for free. I would imagine the feeling between them is "lust" and if it is mutual and neither wants a relationship, there you have the FWB. What are you doing to find one?

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im in a FB relationship right now. never thought id be in a stuation like this. after my wife of 21 years left i started this lonesome looser account but never made any posts. a lot has changed since then.

 

the best thing i ever did was change my facebook page from married to single. thats where i met my FB. she says she liked me way back in high school but i was too into my future wife. she hit me up as soon as she saw single in my relationship status. we been kicking it for several weeks now. its a very odd relationship. she is married. he knows about me. his health problems keep him from performing for her. she loves him.

after our first sleep over she said she had some feelings for me but i quicky sqashed that. telling her that i am in no way looking for a committed or exclusive relationship. just got out of a 21 year one. and i reminder her that she IS married. she didnt talk about it for a few days then suddenly she said she agreed and wanted to be friends with benifits.

so here i am in my first ever realtionship of this kind, and shes married on top of that... today she encouraged me to persue a girl that gave me her number. so i think she got the idea good enough.

 

BTW shes comming over tonight for a few hours...woot woot

 

i guess what im trying to say is ..dont try so hard. if you try too hard it shows and thats a turn off for girls. sometimes you just gotta let it happen. i mean im a middle aged, overweight, not very atractive, recently separated, emotional wreck. i have yet to aproach a girl for a date. i got 1 FB, 2 that i been talking to and 1 that gave me her number yesturday. they initiated the contact not me.

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