superman Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 I am taking a friend to a wedding soon and I would really like our friendship to go to the next level. We have known each other for almost 6 years now. She knows I am a great guy and seen the way I have treated girlfriends in the past and I have seen how she treated her previous boyfrirend. She is a very shy girl and would most likely be spooked away if I just sprung this on her (even if she would like more). I plan to be a perfect gentleman and treat her how I would treat any girl that I would date. But I want to know if anyone out there has any advice on how to impress her even more to make this transition smooth an easy. Surely there is some sort of plan of success to follow. Does anyone have anything that has worked before? Link to post Share on other sites
lau1247 Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 This may sound like a fairy tale but do you consider yourself as a charmer? Swept the women you've been off your feet. Be the hero. Be the knight in shiny armour and save them. How's that is done is beyond me. Think of pleasing her not vexing her Link to post Share on other sites
SoleMate Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 But I want to know if anyone out there has any advice on how to impress her even more to make this transition smooth an easy. Aaaaaaahhhhhh...men. "Impress her" into wanting sex with you? I don't think so. Charm, delight, and seduce her, perhaps. And a "smooth and easy" transition? Don't know why, but this made me think of ExLax. Surely there is some sort of plan of success to follow. Thank goodness, there is NOT. Matters of the heart (and loins) have not yet been reduced to a simple multi-step process which can be applied at will with assurance of success. People, even in this post-industrial age, do retain some individuality in their tastes and desires. Some may need to be wooed for years, while for others, a lifted eyebrow may be preliminary enough. Something about your question is rather chilling and bloodless. I hope you're not really as calculating as you sound. Link to post Share on other sites
moimeme Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 Gosh - I only thought he wanted to date her. I'm SO naïve Link to post Share on other sites
Tony T Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 Just be yourself. Don't go out of your way to do things to impress her. That's false advertising. If she's going to like you and want to date you, you want her to do so for who you are...not the extra efforts you go through to impress her that aren't really you. If you really think she would be spooked if you told her you would like to date her, I wouldn't waste the time with her. You want to find somebody who would be excited by the opportunity to go out with you. Link to post Share on other sites
Kriz Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 Procedures to follow when impressing girls. rule #1: Compliment her example: "Wow, look at the size of your breasts!" or: "Hey, have you gained a few pounds?" rule #2: Slowly get rid of her friends, they could influence her so she won't give in to your charms example: "You know, I really don't like Melissa. After I slept with her yesterday, she told me that you are a slut. Can you believe that?" rule #3: Take her to a romantic movie There's a lot of good ones out there. However, those that get the official 'X-rated' label are the key to succes. rule #4: Provide new goals so she sees she has a future with you example: "Ew, look at that. Gross. Can you ever imagine having kids? Aren't they just disgusting and noisy? Oh well, enough said. Go get me a beer." rule #5: Introduce her to your friends so she feels like she's part of your life example: "Hey honey, let me introduce me to Joe. Joe's a truck driver. Now be a nice girl and get us a beer." There's a lot more where that came from! You can thank me later! .... Link to post Share on other sites
moimeme Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 ROTFLMAO!!!! :lmao: Link to post Share on other sites
Jon S. Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Take her out as if you were on a date, just don't mention the D-word. So movies, dancing, whatever. Don't say "we're just friends" or "let's go on a date." Just hang out. Be casual. If she indicates that she's not interested in a date, you're out of luck. It's a long shot. Also, don't use the R-word or you're sunk. Link to post Share on other sites
dyermaker Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Originally posted by Jon S. Take her out as if you were on a date, just don't mention the D-word. D word = Dick-lay?? Kriz^, you say there's more where that came from, I demand an encore Link to post Share on other sites
Kriz Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Sjeez dyer, I don't want to reveal ALL of my moves... but allright then rule #6: Buy her presents she likes Just think of what you would like to get and buy the female version. Everyone likes a practical gift. example: Ladies love ladyshaves! rule #7: Be supportive and provide solutions When girls come to you with problems, they want YOU to to solve them. example: - "I'm so fat!" - "Well honey, perhaps you should consider a diet." (problem-solution, see?) rule #8: Take a hint Girl are a lot like us. You should be wary of underlying meanings when they're talking, because most of the time they're referring to sex. example: - "I would just love to ly here in your arms all night and cuddle" (yeah right!) - "I have a headache" (problem-solution again, see?) Ok, that's enough for basic training. You are now ready to get out there. Ladies beware! Link to post Share on other sites
monkey00 Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 Originally posted by Kriz^ Procedures to follow when impressing girls. rule #1: Compliment her example: "Wow, look at the size of your breasts!" or: "Hey, have you gained a few pounds?" actually...there are some girls who look forward to gaining a few extra pounds... my friend and her friend were complete opposites. she was delighted that she lost a few pounds, and the other was delighted that she gained a few pounds...she isnt fat she is normal weight for a normal girl...she just said she doesnt like to look skinny Link to post Share on other sites
Kriz Posted January 25, 2004 Share Posted January 25, 2004 You didn't think I was kidding did you? Link to post Share on other sites
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