Kriz Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Well, now that I have everyone's attention, I can pose my question: Who do you think would win in a fight between Superman and Buffy the Vampire Slayer? Couldn't help myself, sorry... Link to post Share on other sites
Aonz Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Superman ofcourse Link to post Share on other sites
dyermaker Posted January 20, 2004 Share Posted January 20, 2004 Superman wouldn't fight her. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Kriz Posted January 20, 2004 Author Share Posted January 20, 2004 Well, I guess noone besides Dyer and Aonz can appreciate ironic metaphors anymore. The epic fight between Buffy and Superman represent the eternal discussion on porn on the LS Forum. As I see all the threads on porn I'm thinking of starting a thread: "Why do some women always ask wether we think she has gained weight?" or "Why does my wife always goes out shopping and spend ever hard-earned dime on clothing?" (if I were married) There's things we'll never agree on, and I think we'ld better live with it. Link to post Share on other sites
SoleMate Posted January 20, 2004 Share Posted January 20, 2004 I'm upset and angry because my husband doesn't look at porn. Does this mean he's gay? Link to post Share on other sites
dyermaker Posted January 20, 2004 Share Posted January 20, 2004 Oh, lol, I thought you were actually asking about the two heroes, and you just used the title to get us to click it *shrugs off naivete* Link to post Share on other sites
Author Kriz Posted January 20, 2004 Author Share Posted January 20, 2004 Solemate: No, perhaps he isn't as dependant to the visualised media as we are, and he still has a vivid imagination Or he's really good at hiding it. Or you're really good at replacing it. Or you're constanly hogging the pc to write on the forums so he can't look at porn Dyermaker: I admit it was farfetched Link to post Share on other sites
Aonz Posted January 20, 2004 Share Posted January 20, 2004 Originally posted by SoleMate I'm upset and angry because my husband doesn't look at porn. Does this mean he's gay? Your not serous are you? I don't think you really believe your husband might be gay just because he doesn't look at porn. I would have thought you would've figured this out by now (you probably have) but not all men are the same and we aren't all obsessed with seeing naked women (or naked men in case you thought I was gay). Many men prefer a hint of nudity to complete nudity as it allows the imagination to run riot. Link to post Share on other sites
cdn Posted January 20, 2004 Share Posted January 20, 2004 Originally posted by SoleMate I'm upset and angry because my husband doesn't look at porn. Does this mean he's gay? Link to post Share on other sites
guestateer Posted January 20, 2004 Share Posted January 20, 2004 I know it was a joke solemate (or I'm pretty sure it was)... but just for all the women out there who keep getting told that all men look at porn - and to get over it... I DON'T. Heck yeah I'll look when I'm single.. but if I'm dating someone I care about... I don't. I love my girlfriend very much and she is absolutely beautiful. If I need something visual - I look at her. So to the women that have problems with their SO's looking at porn... if it makes you uncomfortable and he doesn't stop, its not you. Its him. Ditch him and find someone who truly cares about you. Because if he does, you'll be enough to satisfy him. Link to post Share on other sites
Related Story Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 Anyone watch Angel? (the spinoff show from Buffy) Here's a memorable transcript from Angel - I Will Remember You (Episode 8 of Season 1): BUFFY: I'm guessing that expression isn't because they were all out of fresh OJ at the deli. What happened? ANGEL: Nothing happened. I just.. BUFFY: Where have you been? ANGEL: I went to see the Oracles. I asked them to turn me back. BUFFY: What? Why? ANGEL: Because more then ever I know how much I love you. BUFFY: No. No, you didn't. ANGEL: If I stay mortal one of us will wind up dead. Maybe both of us. You heard what Mohra said. BUFFY: Mohra's gone. We killed him. ANGEL: He said others would come. BUFFY: They always come. And they always will. But that's my problem now, not yours, remember? ANGEL: No, I won't just stand by and let you fight, maybe die, alone. BUFFY: Then we fight together. ANGEL: Buffy. You saw what happened last night. If anything I'm a liability to you. You take chances to protect me, and that's not just bad for you, it's bad for the people we were meant to help. BUFFY: So what? You just took a whole 24 hours to weigh the ups and downs of being a regular Joe and decided it was more fun being a superhero? ANGEL: You know that's not it. How can we be together if the cost is your life, or the lives of others? I know. I couldn't tell you. I wasn't sure if I could do it if I woke up with you one more morning. BUFFY: I understand. So, what happens now? ANGEL: The Oracles are giving us back the day, turning back time, so I can kill Mohra before his blood makes me mortal. BUFFY: When? ANGEL: Another minute. BUFFY: (crying) A minute? No. No, it's not enough time! ANGEL: We don't have a choice. It's done. BUFFY: How am I supposed to go on with my life knowing what we had? What we could have had? ANGEL: You won't. No one will know but me. BUFFY: Everything we did. ANGEL: It never happened. BUFFY: It did. It did. I know it did! I felt your heart beat. ANGEL: Buffy.. (looks at clock) BUFFY: Oh God. It's not enough time. ANGEL: Shh, please. Please. Please, please. BUFFY: I'll never forget. I'll never forget. I'll never forget. I'll never forget. (White flash dissolves to the previous day.) BUFFY: So, then let's just stick to the plan. Keep our distance until time has passed. Given enough time - we should be able to... ANGEL: Forget. Written by: David Greenwalt and Jeanne Renshaw; Originally transcribed by anonymous Link to post Share on other sites
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