Surrealist Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 Green, don't take offense but if you have the perfect girlfriend according to your tastes and you both love each other, why do you spend so much on this forum trying to convince us that your tastes are the best?? Do you need us all to say that we are envious of you, would that make you feel better? Because ALMOST all your threads and replies to other posts have the same content - "I love skinny women and I have a skinny woman." Good for you but what does that have to do with people's broken hearts which is what this forum is mainly about? What drives you to have to convince us over and over again that you have a perfect girlfriend? Because he is trying desperately to convince himself. Green its about time you pulled your tampon out buddy. I much prefer some nice bigger round hooters and hips over bee stings for tits and a rake pole body. Link to post Share on other sites
112233 Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 I much prefer some nice bigger round hooters and hips over bee stings for tits and a rake pole body. Yeah that's OK for "fun" but those women are gonna, how you say in America ... "blossom" into something a lot less fun. If you don't plan on being around by then, well, good plan. But if you're in it for the distance I'd look into someone a bit slimmer, or get good at digging the remote out of the folds. Link to post Share on other sites
sumdude Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 I really don't think people are understanding me, perhaps I am just not explaining myself properly but just because there is a commonality of the general outline for personal tastes that guide a lot of people, it still does not make it an objective fact rather than a subjective taste. So then it's not a fact that the majority of people find certain definable physical characteristics more arousing? You can fuss details such as eye and hair color, skin tone etc etc etc but a hot body is a hot body. Link to post Share on other sites
MrNate Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 This is cracking me up lol. So, wait, let me make sure I got this. From recent posts, I am gathering: If a woman is not skinny, shes fat?? Link to post Share on other sites
112233 Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 This is cracking me up lol. So, wait, let me make sure I got this. From recent posts, I am gathering: If a woman is not skinny, shes fat?? I don't date fat chicks, I don't think I've said much at all about skinny women. I think the guys that like them chubby tend to try and create that particular false dichotomy. Link to post Share on other sites
theBrokenMuse Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 "But if you're in it for the distance I'd look into someone a bit slimmer, or get good at digging the remote out of the folds." "bee stings for tits and a rake pole body." and this right here is why I hate these threads. They always de-evolve into the bashing and dehumanization of human beings based solely on their looks both big and small as if they only merit they could possibly possess is being a shiny bauble for another to gawk at. It's ****ing shameful that grown adults think this way. **** it, let the hate and objectification fest continue. Have fun I'm out. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Green Posted November 12, 2010 Author Share Posted November 12, 2010 Because he is trying desperately to convince himself. Green its about time you pulled your tampon out buddy. I much prefer some nice bigger round hooters and hips over bee stings for tits and a rake pole body. So this tampon you want me to pull out did it go up my ass or in my penis hole? Nice round hooters don't appear on heavier women. They a flat and fat looking not perky or round. I don't date fat chicks, I don't think I've said much at all about skinny women. I think the guys that like them chubby tend to try and create that particular false dichotomy. I thin guys who "like" them chubby live in a state of denial that probably helps them get by. I don't think there is anything wrong with finding a chubby girl hot and of course if some one becomes fat it shouldn't be an automatic DUMP though I would probably dump my gf if she sudenly decided to gain 100lbs (for no medical reason) (I'd be anoyed at a minimum) the point is these men who claim heavier women are better are insane. And yes there has been some debate over what is skinny. When I say skinny I DONT mean NO ASS NO TITS. I mean SLIM WAISt WIth big HIPS (nice ass) and Nice shaped tits(C's maybe) Fat girls have big tits but so do fat guys... and they are shapeless. not round "But if you're in it for the distance I'd look into someone a bit slimmer, or get good at digging the remote out of the folds." "bee stings for tits and a rake pole body." and this right here is why I hate these threads. They always de-evolve into the bashing and dehumanization of human beings based solely on their looks both big and small as if they only merit they could possibly possess is being a shiny bauble for another to gawk at. It's ****ing shameful that grown adults think this way. **** it, let the hate and objectification fest continue. Have fun I'm out. Its shameful to see the crappy food and crappy excuses for people that seem to pass muster. We should have the moderators change your name to FixedMuse and you could come in here and cheer me on and bring me to greater heights. Link to post Share on other sites
Surrealist Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 Lol and can I also mention my comments re bee stings and rake pole is caricature - its really not meant to be offensive or taken literally. I often used terms to describe a middle age overweight man as having a 'gut the size of Tasmania.' You know, caricature? Link to post Share on other sites
112233 Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 Nice round hooters don't appear on heavier women. They a flat and fat looking not perky or round. That's just not true. How many heavy chicks have you been with? Link to post Share on other sites
Lorelai Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 By the way, I know this thread is ancient and you and I have talked many times. But this kind of bothered me. I thin guys who "like" them chubby live in a state of denial that probably helps them get by. Do you really think that's fair? Isn't that just as judgmental as people saying that a person like you, who prefers slender women, is superficial and only sees women for arm ornamentation instead of wanting a life partner? Can't we all agree that we are attracted to what we are attracted to, and that since I'm not in your body and not in your head I don't have the right to judge what you find attractive? I mean, really... you can't have it both ways. Link to post Share on other sites
112233 Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 Lol and can I also mention my comments re bee stings and rake pole is caricature - its really not meant to be offensive or taken literally. I often used terms to describe a middle age overweight man as having a 'gut the size of Tasmania.' You know, caricature? I got it and fired one back, but (sob, whimper) we are so misunderstood! Link to post Share on other sites
Titania22 Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 Hey I missed this thread and I don't want to miss all the fun. This is my perfect man. http://www.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://elonuniversityinternational.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/bo-burnham.jpg&imgrefurl=http://elonuniversityinternational.wordpress.com/&usg=__q93DtGXxtzZ_1cSRNFheMn-8OqY=&h=470&w=294&sz=36&hl=en&start=97&sig2=N1S6ocyODMmvRvKojMwXUQ&zoom=1&tbnid=O17ih-nc3GntbM:&tbnh=133&tbnw=90&ei=i6jcTKiGIIukvgPF2sz4CQ&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbo%2Bburnham%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-GB:official%26biw%3D1440%26bih%3D711%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C1825&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=245&vpy=313&dur=271&hovh=144&hovw=90&tx=131&ty=152&oei=8aXcTJH8MYi8cLuL_cIG&esq=8&page=4&ndsp=32&ved=1t:429,r:17,s:97&biw=1440&bih=711 Link to post Share on other sites
Surrealist Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 Hey I missed this thread and I don't want to miss all the fun. This is my perfect man. Was that the correct link? Just wondering cos you mention 'man' there? Link to post Share on other sites
Titania22 Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 Was that the correct link? Just wondering cos you mention 'man' there? Hey you know I'm into 20year olds. And there's no 20yr old more beautiful to me. Link to post Share on other sites
Surrealist Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 Hey you know I'm into 20year olds. And there's no 20yr old more beautiful to me. Ah ha, are you sure he's 20 years old yet? Hmmmm? Well on that note, here is my perfect woman.... http://www.newsgates.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/miley-cyrus-hot-pic.jpg Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH329 Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 Ah ha, are you sure he's 20 years old yet? Hmmmm? Well on that note, here is my perfect woman.... http://www.newsgates.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/miley-cyrus-hot-pic.jpg :lmao: Only a couple more years, Surrealist! Then you can safely hang those posters up in your bedroom without getting those perverted glares Link to post Share on other sites
Titania22 Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 Ah ha, are you sure he's 20 years old yet? Hmmmm? Well on that note, here is my perfect woman.... http://www.newsgates.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/miley-cyrus-hot-pic.jpg lol:laugh: and yes Bo is 20, he was born on the 21st August 1990. (I do the research) Link to post Share on other sites
Surrealist Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 :lmao: Only a couple more years, Surrealist! Then you can safely hang those posters up in your bedroom without getting those perverted glares LOL here in Australia I understand she is already..... OMG!! Just went and checked the birthday and just realised she WON'T be legal tender for another 11 days yet on the 23rd of this Month here in Australia!! EEK!! Link to post Share on other sites
Titania22 Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 LOL here in Australia I understand she is already..... OMG!! Just went and checked the birthday and just realised she WON'T be legal tender for another 11 days yet on the 23rd of this Month here in Australia!! EEK!! You wants you. You're in! Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH329 Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 LOL here in Australia I understand she is already..... OMG!! Just went and checked the birthday and just realised she WON'T be legal tender for another 11 days yet on the 23rd of this Month here in Australia!! EEK!! UH OH!!! The wrath of Surrealist unleashed in 11 days and counting... poor girl. Won't know what hit her! Link to post Share on other sites
Surrealist Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 Ladies and gentleman I humbly beseech thee that you dismiss my posts above with reference to the image of the young female celebrity. This was a case of personal oversight and lack of research into testing the suitability of said female for the purposes of romantic compatability. My sincerest appologies. Kind regards Surrealist Link to post Share on other sites
Surrealist Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 lol:laugh: and yes Bo is 20, he was born on the 21st August 1990. (I do the research) Okay so he's 20 years old.... Big deal. I'm 40 years old. Which means you get TWO 20 years olds in me!! Link to post Share on other sites
allina Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 Ladies and gentleman I humbly beseech thee that you dismiss my posts above with reference to the image of the young female celebrity. This was a case of personal oversight and lack of research into testing the suitability of said female for the purposes of romantic compatability. My sincerest appologies. Kind regards Surrealist Instead of being so quick to insult an attractive young man as not being "a man" make sure that "hottie" you're lusting over is at least 18. Aren't you at least 40? :sick: Link to post Share on other sites
Surrealist Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 Instead of being so quick to insult an attractive young man as not being "a man" make sure that "hottie" you're lusting over is at least 18. Aren't you at least 40? :sick: See post above. Link to post Share on other sites
allina Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 See post above. We posted at the same time. I just found it so odd that you felt the need to be insulting to the pictures of the young man someone posted on the prior page, when your "perfect" was even younger! Don't be so quick to judge others next time. Link to post Share on other sites
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