Something I would Like to Share (part 1... I guess)

[brokenblade]

I am fairly new to the forums and I love these forums. I have been noticing a lot of people struggling in areas like self improvement and relationships (which is my area). I'm seeing the same questions that I've had about these areas and I have some insight I may want to share.

 

This insight that I want to share is something that just jumped out at me as I was watching a scene from the 40 Year Old Virgin.

 

I thought about the last couple of fatal attractions that I had and that's when it hit me. I figured out what I was doing wrong (or right)

 

Before I go any further I want to make it clear that I don't claim to know women, (apparently, I don't know men either) I am speaking primarily from a male perspective, but I welcome and encourage female responses (and kisses and loving and.... I'm sorry, did I say that out loud?!)

 

I want to post about something that I would like to call, the "laughgasm." Laughgasm originated from two words laugh and orgasm. (coined between the year 2000 and 2010, I'd like to think I made it up, but it turns out there are other people using that term as well)

 

A laughgasm is a very intense laugh that is often accompanied by involuntary body movements and spasms. It is not just any laugh.

 

For instance if a woman goes "hehehe." That's not a laughgasm. In fact, she's probably faking it. But if a woman goes HAA HAAA HAAAAOW HUUUAAAAAAAAOOOOOOAAOOOOOAWH! (rolls on floor, breaks windows, decapitates others) We're talking business now!

 

There are various types of laughgasms. Three of them will be described. There are probably more, but... I'm a lazy ass.

 

There is:

 

The Belly Laugh: The loudest, most obnoxious laugh. While it is loud, it is not as intense as it seems as all the energy goes into. It is often accompanied by some spasms and rocking back and forth (e.g. See "The 40 Year Old Virgin: Do it Yourself")

 

The Squeaky Mouse: A little more faint in sound and a lot higher pitched. The movement is often more intense spasms and rocking. The person may have a red face afterwards.

 

The Dead Silence: This is when the person freezes and lies still. You don't know if she's still alive or dead. (which is where the term dead silence comes from.) About a minute later she gasps and could get silent again for another minute or so. This is perhaps the deadliest laughgasm of them all. During this form, the person will definitely be red like a tomato.

 

Possible side effects of a laughgasm include, tears, infatuation, shortness of breath, amnesia, drowsiness, dizziness and in some cases headaches.

 

In many cases I was able to get a date, I was able to make the woman have a laughgasm. Because laughter releases hormones that encourage stress relief and healing. Because people like to feel good and heal, they tend to get attached to the object that makes them feel good.

 

Note that the laughgasms do not guarantee a date or even friendship. There are other factors that come into play, just like doing exercise by itself doesn't guarantee fitness, you must consider nutrition as well.

 

One factor to consider is that if a woman is having a laughgasm off of you falling on your face and eating concrete... well, you get it. Okay she may still like you, but she may just see you as a clown, or mascot orcartoon character or something. Another factor is that she's got to have a sense of humor.

 

I'm only speaking from experience, I'm not going to claim that this is a magic pill for success. Again, this is from a male perspective because I'm a male and I am welcoming and encouraging female humpin...um humpback whale riders to respond to this thread.

 

Okay I'll go now. (runs to car and drives off.)

Edited June 3, 2010 by brokenblade
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