smk Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 I know, FB is evil!!! I did that yesterday. I tried quitting but only lasted 1 day! Honestly I feel better when I don't smoke...I'm just too stressed and bored lately which makes it hard. On top of it, my work was canceled again today because there's still no power so I'm stuck at home...this sucks. I'm so close to mailing her that letter dont mail her the letter..... dont do it... FB is pure evil.... oh i have something to make you and everyone else laugh: "I'm just a chubby ninja. Able to move between skinny people. Tiptoeing elephant. No one can see me. And then I attack! With ice cream and jelly, with chocolate sprinkles on top. Mmmmm." check this site out - guaranteed to bring you out of gloomiest moods: http://www.sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/ i wouldnt mind 2 days off work... but yeah i know what you mean about not having anything to do.... i was having a half decent day today - she was still in the back of my mind... everything was going well until i logged onto friggin FB..... Link to post Share on other sites
Thorgs Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 dont mail her the letter..... dont do it... FB is pure evil.... oh i have something to make you and everyone else laugh: "I'm just a chubby ninja. Able to move between skinny people. Tiptoeing elephant. No one can see me. And then I attack! With ice cream and jelly, with chocolate sprinkles on top. Mmmmm." check this site out - guaranteed to bring you out of gloomiest moods: http://www.sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/ i wouldnt mind 2 days off work... but yeah i know what you mean about not having anything to do.... i was having a half decent day today - she was still in the back of my mind... everything was going well until i logged onto friggin FB..... check this out...i thought it was quite funny http://www.loveshack.org/forums/t239144/ just watch some tv to take your mind off of her... btw, what kind of company do you co-own? Link to post Share on other sites
smk Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 check this out...i thought it was quite funny http://www.loveshack.org/forums/t239144/ just watch some tv to take your mind off of her... btw, what kind of company do you co-own? i am at work at the moment... and home alone tonight and all weekend - i am sure as hell not looking forward to that.... it deals in corporate training.... how was the drive and walk in the park yesterday Link to post Share on other sites
Thorgs Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 i am at work at the moment... and home alone tonight and all weekend - i am sure as hell not looking forward to that.... it deals in corporate training.... how was the drive and walk in the park yesterday oh nice, sounds like an interesting business. i actually just went for a drive. it was relaxing. i just don't have the energy to walk or do anything right now to be honest. Link to post Share on other sites
smk Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 oh nice, sounds like an interesting business. i actually just went for a drive. it was relaxing. i just don't have the energy to walk or do anything right now to be honest. its a pretty boring company but i am hoping that in a couple of years time it will pay me some dividends...LOL... dreamt about her last night - we were have the most amazing sex... then i woke up this morning on my own.... that just sucks.... Link to post Share on other sites
Thorgs Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 its a pretty boring company but i am hoping that in a couple of years time it will pay me some dividends...LOL... dreamt about her last night - we were have the most amazing sex... then i woke up this morning on my own.... that just sucks.... Yeah, I hate dreaming lately. I thought I'd add to this thread, I feel bad for hijacking it! "Do I look fat in this?" -- I'm feeling gross, give me lots of compliments / I'm on fence about this outfit, but want to be convinced to buy it "What are we doing tonight?" -- You love me enough to think about me during the day, thus preplanned our night right? "I'm bored" -- show me lots of attention "Your going out/watching/playing/working.... again?" -- show me lots of attention "Where are all the nice guys?" -- Why am I not attracted to nice guys? "You're an a*hole!" -- I'm strangely attracted to the rude behavior you show me, and I hate you for that "It's your fault" -- I'm never wrong, really I'm not "You don't have to get me anything for my (our) ... " -- You better dam well buy me something nice or your not getting any "Do you love me?" -- Give me every single detail about the things you love about me. "I'm going out with the girls tonight" -- I want to be hit on my strange men, to prove to myself that I'm still attractive, but I love you enough not to cheat / I need to catch up gossip with the girls without your pigish appearance "Where do you want to eat?" -- I'm to indecisive to decide / let's see if he knows me enough to pick my favorite place "I'm too tired / not in the mood" -- I just masturbated / I feel gross with myself "Can't wait for Halloween" -- Can't wait to dress like a skank "You're cute" -- Unfortunately your the best looking man here / I'm on fence about whether or not I would sleep with you; do something to convince me "If i died - which one of my friends would you date?" -- who do I have to keep away from you? "That was amazing!" -- That was 5/10 "You know what Joey did for Becky?" -- I'm about to tell you something that you need to top so I have a better story than her next week "I'll remember that." -- I'll bring this back up 8 months from now to get my way / win an argument because I know you would have forgotten. "Can we go now?" -- You were not showing me enough attention and want to leave so you'll talk to me "I love you" -- You're screwed "I need to lose weight" -- Tell me you love me the way I am so I don't really have to lose weight "Call me " -- Good luck figuring out the perfect "call me" - to actual call ratio. You need to wait long enough to get me to think about you, but not too long that I move on. "here's my number" -- It maybe real, it maybe fake "I'll brb" -- you'll never see me again "I've had a long day" -- You better ask me to explain it while you rub my feet and call me beautiful "We need to talk" -- You need to listen "We should see other people" -- I've already cheated on you / meet someone else "We should move in together" -- I want to watch every move you make because I'm unsure if i trust you "It's not you, its me" -- It was 100% your fault "This relationship is over" -- it really ended a month ago, but just now getting to it "Have fun tonight with..." -- Better text me every detail as they happen / why was i not invited? Link to post Share on other sites
smk Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Yeah, I hate dreaming lately. I dont mind dreaming - i hate dreaming about sleeping with her cos i havent had a boner since we broke up..... "I'm bored" -- i cant decide what i want to do because however anything you suggest will still be boring so lets sit at the coffee shop and let me tell you how bored i am. "I love you" -- You're screwed / or i love you right now, i dont know how i will feel in an hour or when someone asks me to make a choice i will then really know how much i love you... "I've had a long day" -- and i would rather ignore you completely and act all stroppy with you then when a guy i dated 3 yrs ago phones me up i will perk up and talk to him whilst in bed with you.... "We need to talk" -- i obviously dont love you enough so f*** off.... "We should move in together" -- because i cant afford the rent on my own and hate being on my own even though all along i have always said i dont like to be crowded. "It's not you, its me" -- I cant stand up to my dad and so F*** off... "This relationship is over" -- it really ended a month ago because of (see above) and i have been meaning to tell you but could find the words so needed to find the perfect moment and i picked the day before my birthday so you wouldnt get upset with me because its my bday tomorrow. "Have fun tonight with..." -- because i do not want to meet your friends or family even though you are moving in with me and they havent met me yet.... Dusty sorry for the jacking Link to post Share on other sites
Author DustySaltus Posted July 23, 2010 Author Share Posted July 23, 2010 It's all good, that's what the thread is all about. "I will never settle for something less than I deserve" = You better be able to prove yourself to me every single day, because the day you slack off is the day I start looking for the next big thing. Sure, they will probably slack off at some point too, so it's just.....rinse.....recycle....repeat. Link to post Share on other sites
smk Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 It's all good, that's what the thread is all about. "I will never settle for something less than I deserve" = You better be able to prove yourself to me every single day, because the day you slack off is the day I start looking for the next big thing. Sure, they will probably slack off at some point too, so it's just.....rinse.....recycle....repeat. i will never leave you and want to spend the rest of my life with you = you are the most gullible dimwit on this planet... BTW K - if you are reading this i still love you with all my heart and soul and i hope you know that.... Link to post Share on other sites
Thorgs Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 i will never leave you and want to spend the rest of my life with you = you are the most gullible dimwit on this planet... BTW K - if you are reading this i still love you with all my heart and soul and i hope you know that.... = i still love you with all my heart and soul and i hope you know that... Link to post Share on other sites
smk Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 = i still love you with all my heart and soul and i hope you know that... = i still love you with all my heart and soul and i hope you know that and wont get mad at me for writing out the above list but you know its true and i mean it with the utmost respect... hehehehehe Link to post Share on other sites
jlr Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Dusty, you rule. Good thread. My favorite of the ones you posted: "Let's be friends" = Let me off the hook. So f'in true. Link to post Share on other sites
Thorgs Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 How about, "I bought you something..." -- You paid for this gift with your credit card...but it's the thought that counts...right?? Link to post Share on other sites
Ilovecake Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 1 in 1,000,000,000,000,000 come back with that valid response. I'm sorry. Arbitrary statistic, but it sounds more realistic. Very true and only about 3% out of those second chances work out in the long run. Link to post Share on other sites
cdt76 Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 I didn't sleep with your girlfriend = I've been hitting since before you left for training and now that you are back and she officially moved out of your house, she moved into mine and she'll get her sh$t out of your place as soon as I get around to moving it. She's never slept at my house = you can't prove I'm banging her even if her car was parked outside my house at 5 a.m. She slept on the couch = I'm too much of a coward to stop lying because I've been hitting it for a long time now and you are just now finding out and I can't tell the truth to your face because you scare me and might woop my arse. You're going to make the friends chose between us = I had no life or friends before I met you and all your friends are really cool and one of them in particular is nailing me like a carpenter so I'm going to keep hanging around them even though I'm a selfish whore with no ability to live my own life. I'll do anything in the world for you = you treat me nice right now but as soon as I find someone better I'm outta here. It was a very classy time in my life. Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH329 Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 How about the most common? "How have you been?" -- "I want to know if you've moved on yet, so that I can plan accordingly to how i'm going to keep stringing you along." Great thread Dusty! Link to post Share on other sites
Thorgs Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 How about the most common? "How have you been?" -- "I want to know if you've moved on yet, so that I can plan accordingly to how i'm going to keep stringing you along." Great thread Dusty! QFT! This is the most poisonous one. Link to post Share on other sites
cookie2 Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 "Lets have a dirty weekend, I want to put some life back into our relationship" = I f*cked someone else, and feel guilty "We're stuck in a rut" = I'm cheating on you "It just happened..." = ... because we both wanted it to happen "I hate seeing you miserable" = I feel guilty but not guilty enough to stop banging him behind your back Link to post Share on other sites
Author DustySaltus Posted July 26, 2010 Author Share Posted July 26, 2010 "I've had a lot of time to think about things lately" - Boy does it suck being lonely. Link to post Share on other sites
smk Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 enjoy your weekend = i havent heard from you in 2 weeks so just case you have forgotten me i am going to remind you that i am still here so dont forget me.... Link to post Share on other sites
cookie2 Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 Just got this one. Can someone translate please? She was supposed to be coming to pick her things up tonight. "I'm really sorry but I'm not up to seeing u today. Want to see you later in the week to talk about us. Wish I could see you but I'm just not ready x x" I'm thinking my reply will be "ok". Opinions? Link to post Share on other sites
Author DustySaltus Posted July 26, 2010 Author Share Posted July 26, 2010 Just got this one. Can someone translate please? She was supposed to be coming to pick her things up tonight. "I'm really sorry but I'm not up to seeing u today. Want to see you later in the week to talk about us. Wish I could see you but I'm just not ready x x" I'm thinking my reply will be "ok". Opinions? = How do I let him down easy? I need more time to think strategy. I'm sorry, but if she felt a different way there would be no waiting period and she would be willing to walk on hot coals to get you back. Don't reply. Link to post Share on other sites
AlwaysConflicted Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 Yeah, Dusty is right. Either ignore her message entirely or write back "I respect your space and decision". Link to post Share on other sites
cookie2 Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 Ha yeah I think you're right, thanks Link to post Share on other sites
smk Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 gotta go with dusty and AC on this - ignorance is often bliss Link to post Share on other sites
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