cdt76 Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 Just got this one. Can someone translate please? She was supposed to be coming to pick her things up tonight. "I'm really sorry but I'm not up to seeing u today. Want to see you later in the week to talk about us. Wish I could see you but I'm just not ready x x" I'm thinking my reply will be "ok". Opinions? = I can't see you tonight because me and the new guy who is banging me have plans and I don't want to put him out because you are an easier sucker to push over! P.S. My ex did this to me on NUMEROUS ocassions. Do yourself a favor and just throw all her crap out in the street. Down the road, you'll feel better that you did that and that she wasn't able to play on your emotions. Link to post Share on other sites
Thorgs Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 = I only want to be friends to feed my ego, and I'm afraid if I see you again that I'll realize that I made a huge mistake, but I have too much pride to take you back. Link to post Share on other sites
silic0ntoad Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 What they say and what they mean can easily be summed up: "I'm a gutless coward and found someone else, now I don't know how to tell you goodbye." Link to post Share on other sites
bonpaw2008 Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 "I can't get over my personal struggles" = I am a dumb selfish prick that only cares about myself and never gave a **** about you Link to post Share on other sites
bonpaw2008 Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 "I never got to be single" = I want to try to go **** someone else but no one is giving me the time of day because I am a fat **** with no personality and a little prick Link to post Share on other sites
bonpaw2008 Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 "I never see myself getting married again" = I never see myself getting married TO YOU Link to post Share on other sites
bonpaw2008 Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 "I love you and I would do anything to make this better" = anything except for actually putting in some effort and trying, **** you! Link to post Share on other sites
Username37 Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 I got a few that I need to get interpreted. - I don't want anything serious right now - When are we gonna be friends again? (I know I had a topic with this haha) - It's too late Link to post Share on other sites
cdt76 Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 I got a few that I need to get interpreted. - I don't want anything serious right now - When are we gonna be friends again? (I know I had a topic with this haha) - It's too late 1) - Not with you 2) - I like having you as a back up plan but only when I need attention 3) - I already slept with someone else. Link to post Share on other sites
kelsmommy Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 Can someone translate this one for me? Seriously, I have an easier time translating Japanese. "You're doing (insert activity here)? Good for you!" "I thought we could be friends." "I want to talk. We never talk anymore." and the big one... "Why are you trying to rush out of here so fast?" (usually said when I want to get my son and get myself home) This man says he doesn't want to spend time with me, but doesn't want me out of his sight for too long. Loser. Link to post Share on other sites
Author DustySaltus Posted July 28, 2010 Author Share Posted July 28, 2010 "You're doing (insert activity here)? Good for you!" You're doing something else besides talking to me? Great! "I thought we could be friends." Let me off the hook. "I want to talk. We never talk anymore." I thought we were going to be friends? "Why are you trying to rush out of here so fast?" (usually said when I want to get my son and get myself home) I don't really want you to stay but let me say something that makes it look like I want you to stay so I don't look like a jerk. I know you're going to say no anyway, so it's a win-win for me. ....next Link to post Share on other sites
kelsmommy Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 Ooh, you're good. Too good. I should probably state that the first phrase is said in a very sarcastic "how dare you move on and not mope over me tone". Whatever. He'll live. Ironically, he's trying to be nice to me now and *gasp* taking responsibility to misunderstandings. Whatever. There's a nice cable tech who I hope really doesn't have a girlfriend that I want a chance at, hahaha. Link to post Share on other sites
smk Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 = i am going to string you along you and keep on screwing with your hear simply because I can.... Link to post Share on other sites
kelsmommy Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 =I could care less what you think anymore, and I can't wait for the day you come back when you hear I'm with someone new, because you always do that, and I'll happily tell you where to stuff it! Link to post Share on other sites
smk Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 i know even after i break your heart I will have a friend for life = hahahahahaha - that was easy Link to post Share on other sites
spyyder Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 What does this mean She: Have you been clubbing since we broke up? Me: Nope, but I've been to bars. She: I was thinking, we should go clubbing soon. Me: Ok, how about in the weekend? She: Umm...I'm not sure, It might be weird, I need to think about it Link to post Share on other sites
bonpaw2008 Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 What does this mean She: Have you been clubbing since we broke up? Me: Nope, but I've been to bars. She: I was thinking, we should go clubbing soon. Me: Ok, how about in the weekend? She: Umm...I'm not sure, It might be weird, I need to think about it She: Do you miss me? You: YES She: Good just wanted to make sure you were still pining, bye or She: Have you been clubbing? I can't seem to find some sucker to pay for me, but maybe I will, or maybe I will go with you so you can .... Link to post Share on other sites
spyyder Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 She: Do you miss me? You: YES She: Good just wanted to make sure you were still pining, bye or She: Have you been clubbing? I can't seem to find some sucker to pay for me, but maybe I will, or maybe I will go with you so you can .... Although I'm disappointed because that seems to be the truth and has cleared up my confusion, I found your translation hilarious! Link to post Share on other sites
bonpaw2008 Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Although I'm disappointed because that seems to be the truth and has cleared up my confusion, I found your translation hilarious! sorry that I have been a little harsh today, glad you saw the humor BTW this is the way that the conversation should have gone: she: Have you been clubbing since we broke up? she: hello? she: guess he is on NC so he is not going to answer Link to post Share on other sites
LikeCharlotte Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 So I am back on LS because someone is fishing. This post helps so much. Thank you. I don't want valid response. I want nothing. I just never want to feel horrible again. I am just confirming that to myself and here on LS. Don't bite. Don't wriggle. Link to post Share on other sites
spyyder Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 I don't understand what this means (she dumped me): "I really hope you don't forget me when you get a new girl" "she's pretty, smart, 21 and a size 6...do you want to date my friend?" Link to post Share on other sites
bonpaw2008 Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 I don't understand what this means (she dumped me): "I really hope you don't forget me when you get a new girl" "she's pretty, smart, 21 and a size 6...do you want to date my friend?" 1 - I don't want the new girl to be cuter or better than me, so I am going to keep contacting you so you can't find anyone else 2 - I really don't like this girl so I am offering someone sub-standard so you are still hooked on me...god forbid you go off on your own and find someone because she will DEFINITELY be better than me Link to post Share on other sites
Username37 Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 I got one "We're better off as friends" Link to post Share on other sites
Thorgs Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 I got one "We're better off as friends" Probably means, I don't want you out of my life because you mean so much to me, but I think we'd make better friends than lovers. Link to post Share on other sites
cookie2 Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 "We're better off as friends" = I've got someone else to keep me warm at night now, but stick around, I might want to use you someday Link to post Share on other sites
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