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Seriously ever see a good one?

 

My best friend is getting married next year and I went wedding dress shopping with her today. At the end of her appt she had me try on BM's dresses. I'm tall and thin, and I looked pregnant, frumpy yucky in every dress I tired on for her. They are all so ugly.

 

Obviously, it doesn't matter what any of us in the wedding party look like, because we aren't the bride- but seriously, the selection for BM dresses are awful.

 

It's like they are purposely designed to accentuate the worst parts of you!!!

 

I will ultimately wear whatever she wants- but could I at least find a full coverage dress that is remotely cute and slightly flattering- even slightly flattering would be cool.:)

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So that the bride will always look hotter.

 

I think that if a bride is hot, her attendants are dressed very nicely.

 

BUT, if the bride is fat or homely, then the other girls are in canary yellow taffeta.

 

Hot chicks aren't threatened by other hotties, and actually prefer to be surrounded by them.

 

I know when I get married, D-Lish is going to be my MOH just for this reason. :)

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I've seen some super sexy/adorable BM dresses!

 

I'm not having a bridal party, but if I was I would pick out awesome dresses for my girls.

 

Sorry you hate the dress your friend picked out D-Lish

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And I'm sure they aren't inexpensive, either, for all that they look, feel, and fit cheap.

 

Can you suggest shopping at a regular store rather than a bridal store? Whether you go to Nordstrom or J Crew, you can find a real dress that actually looks good and is made much better with material that feels better than what they offer at bridal stores. And all the bridesmaid's can order the same one in whatever size, if it is important to her that you all dress the same.

 

One of the nicest weddings I went to, the bride just asked her bridesmaids to wear a little black dress of their choice...didn't matter if they were the same style.

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Maybe you can make up for the ugly dress by wearing something more flattering underneath it.

 

Or NOTHING underneath it:eek::rolleyes:

 

So that the bride will always look hotter.

 

I think that if a bride is hot, her attendants are dressed very nicely.

 

BUT, if the bride is fat or homely, then the other girls are in canary yellow taffeta.

 

Hot chicks aren't threatened by other hotties, and actually prefer to be surrounded by them.

 

I know when I get married, D-Lish is going to be my MOH just for this reason. :)

 

The colour choice IS butter yellow, lol:p. I looked like "precious" in all the the gowns.

 

Cocktail length is hideous. A hemline that hits you just below the knees is yucky on the best of us.

 

When you get married, can I choose my own dress???? Puleeeeze?

 

I've seen some super sexy/adorable BM dresses!

 

I'm not having a bridal party, but if I was I would pick out awesome dresses for my girls.

 

Sorry you hate the dress your friend picked out D-Lish

 

Got a link Allina? She's still open to suggestions:laugh:

Every dress I tried on accentuated a gunt that I don't actually have...

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The colour choice IS butter yellow, lol:p. I looked like "precious" in all the the gowns.

 

When you get married, can I choose my own dress???? Puleeeeze?

 

 

Now THAT was hilarious!

 

Yes, you can, sweetheart. Just make sure it's short, tight and shows off your stellar rack. I want to surrounded by hotness on my special day and have killer photos. :D

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Now THAT was hilarious!

 

Yes, you can, sweetheart. Just make sure it's short, tight and shows off your stellar rack. I want to surrounded by hotness on my special day and have killer photos. :D

 

:D We both have large racks. You can show yours off at my wedding too. Oh and your legs...

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:D We both have large racks. You can show yours off at my wedding too. Oh and your legs...

 

Maybe we should do Fiji beach weddings and wear bikinis. :)

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Approved. :cool:

 

 

Since my ass would be facing everyone in a bikini, I'll opt for a white chiffon short to hide my cellulite:D

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Since my ass would be facing everyone in a bikini, I'll opt for a white chiffon short to hide my cellulite:D

 

Maybe a long veil, or, a tuille wrap, side knot. lol

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Or NOTHING underneath it:eek::rolleyes:

 

 

 

The colour choice IS butter yellow, lol:p. I looked like "precious" in all the the gowns.

 

Cocktail length is hideous. A hemline that hits you just below the knees is yucky on the best of us.

 

When you get married, can I choose my own dress???? Puleeeeze?

 

 

 

Got a link Allina? She's still open to suggestions:laugh:

Every dress I tried on accentuated a gunt that I don't actually have...

 

Oh. No. She. Didn't.

 

YELLOW!

 

No one looks good in yellow!!!!!

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Butter yellow?!

 

I don't think I am going to go to a bride store for my bridesmaids dresses. They (my bridesmaids) are all way too good looking to be stuffed in hideous taffeta monstrosities if you ask me :D Plus I actually prefer a more contemporary, simple but elegant look that you can get from going into some of the more upscale stores, and it is probably a cheaper option, too, as bridesmaids dresses seem to get pretty expensive.

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Butter yellow?!

 

I don't think I am going to go to a bride store for my bridesmaids dresses. They (my bridesmaids) are all way too good looking to be stuffed in hideous taffeta monstrosities if you ask me :D Plus I actually prefer a more contemporary, simple but elegant look that you can get from going into some of the more upscale stores, and it is probably a cheaper option, too, as bridesmaids dresses seem to get pretty expensive.

 

I want to gently guide her in that direction, but I don't want to seem pushy. I am tall and thin and I looked hideous in the dresses she had me try on- I wonder what the shorter, curvy busty girls will feel like!

 

And butter yellow??? That's a colour that looks hideous on everyone!:p

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A friend of mine chose the colour she wanted for her bridesmaids and they all chose the style/cut of their own dress. They all looked great because they were wearing something that flattered them, not maybe one other person in the wedding party.

 

My sis only had me so she let me have at it, I chose my own.

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A friend of mine chose the colour she wanted for her bridesmaids and they all chose the style/cut of their own dress. They all looked great because they were wearing something that flattered them, not maybe one other person in the wedding party.

 

My sis only had me so she let me have at it, I chose my own.

 

I did the same for my girls CE. I let them choose the dress they wanted to wear and everyone looked great.

 

I had itsy-bitsy girls and large busty girls in my party- they all looked great in the style they chose.

 

I'm going to have to lose 20 lbs in order to look decent in the dress.

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