welikeincrowds Posted September 25, 2010 Posted September 25, 2010 I have a date tonight and I could be ending up with my shirt off. The thing is, my chest is naturally hairless -- mostly. The only exception is that a small touch of hair grows around my nips. I never really thought about it before, but it just occurred to me that I'm a god damn human being and I can do what I want -- so maybe I should just get rid of it, so that I'm nice and even. I mean, The Situation doesn't have hairy nips. Should I do it, or should I leave it alone?
Feelin Frisky Posted September 25, 2010 Posted September 25, 2010 If you're a chick, definitely get rid of them. If you're a guy, it's probably a good idea if you're hairless otherwise.
Mme. Chaucer Posted September 25, 2010 Posted September 25, 2010 An alternative to consider would be the chest hair wig. This could provide some appropriate continuity. http://www.wilshirewigs.com/Chest-Hair-pr-2508.html
Author welikeincrowds Posted September 25, 2010 Author Posted September 25, 2010 An alternative to consider would be the chest hair wig. This could provide some appropriate continuity. http://www.wilshirewigs.com/Chest-Hair-pr-2508.html I don't know if I have that kind of money. Especially when you consider you also have to get the adhesive. Maybe I could use wool?
Pfiend101 Posted September 25, 2010 Posted September 25, 2010 I have a hairy chest and I'm a guy. Most women have liked it. Well if they didn't they haven't said so.
Norville_Rogers Posted September 25, 2010 Posted September 25, 2010 Shave it. It's easy and painless.
Pfiend101 Posted September 25, 2010 Posted September 25, 2010 Personally I think it's super metro to shave your chest. But whatever floats your boat...... or hers rather
Art_Critic Posted September 25, 2010 Posted September 25, 2010 You're a man.. burn it off with a lighter..
Stung Posted September 25, 2010 Posted September 25, 2010 I think you should dye them. Perhaps a separate color for each hair. Explore the fabulous world of color all around you.
bobdole Posted September 25, 2010 Posted September 25, 2010 Iguess I'll admit it - I shave the hair directly around my nips. It just bothers me, some women try to suck my nips. I don't know why and I don't get anything from it - but if they do I imagine it would be more pleasurable without hair. I know I wouldn't want to suck hairy nipples! Haha
witabix Posted September 25, 2010 Posted September 25, 2010 You're a man.. burn it off with a lighter.. Or get down the zoo and get a tiger to rip it out with his fangs.....chicks dig tiger scars.
Author welikeincrowds Posted September 25, 2010 Author Posted September 25, 2010 Thanks everyone. My upper chest is now barren. I used butane.
hopesndreams Posted September 25, 2010 Posted September 25, 2010 I have a date tonight and I could be ending up with my shirt off. The thing is, my chest is naturally hairless -- mostly. The only exception is that a small touch of hair grows around my nips. I never really thought about it before, but it just occurred to me that I'm a god damn human being and I can do what I want -- so maybe I should just get rid of it, so that I'm nice and even. I mean, The Situation doesn't have hairy nips. Should I do it, or should I leave it alone? Seriously? Is he bringing the microscope to bed? It's a hair for crying out loud.
hopesndreams Posted September 25, 2010 Posted September 25, 2010 Whoooooooops...you're a guy? Good grief! Aren't men supposed to have hair around their nipples? Am I missing something?
Author welikeincrowds Posted September 25, 2010 Author Posted September 25, 2010 Whoooooooops...you're a guy? Good grief! Aren't men supposed to have hair around their nipples? Am I missing something? You don't understand. I have delicate Polish genes. It's the only place on my chest that has hair, except for down there. It's distracting once you really think about it. Like two hairy pepperoni slices. I don't think so.
hopesndreams Posted September 25, 2010 Posted September 25, 2010 A man's nips are like pepperoni slices? Wow!
Author welikeincrowds Posted September 25, 2010 Author Posted September 25, 2010 A man's nips are like pepperoni slices? Wow! Or thin-cut salami. I don't know, I think it depends on the salt content.
CLC2008 Posted September 25, 2010 Posted September 25, 2010 How hairy must your nipples be that you'd want to go so far as to shave them?
hopesndreams Posted September 25, 2010 Posted September 25, 2010 That was excellent! Thanks for the laugh!
Author welikeincrowds Posted September 25, 2010 Author Posted September 25, 2010 Where did you find that picture of me!?
Rorschach Posted September 26, 2010 Posted September 26, 2010 I have hair ALL OVER, real women like real hairy men, truth.
Mme. Chaucer Posted September 26, 2010 Posted September 26, 2010 Well, I just hope you won't be disappointed. It could be devastating for you, and your nipples, to have been defoliated for naught if you remain fully clothed throughout your date. Good luck!
witabix Posted September 26, 2010 Posted September 26, 2010 Well, I just hope you won't be disappointed. It could be devastating for you, and your nipples, to have been defoliated for naught if you remain fully clothed throughout your date. Good luck! Ah, yes, unrequited nipple defoliation or UND as us professionals like to call it.
stepka Posted September 26, 2010 Posted September 26, 2010 That guy on the couch looks like he's been tarred and feathered.
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