BB07 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 This thread is going to be very therapeutic. Should I tell the story now about xmm jumping out of the truck and doing a flip? As told to me by the BS......yes really. I changed my cell #, she came to see him at work, they were sitting there talking when she reached in his pocket to get a smoke. He grabbed her hand.....jumped out of the truck, proceeded to do a back flip getting away from her. He landed on his butt with his shirt up to his chest, then proceeded to eat the paper my cell # was on. Yes folks........he actually ate my phone #. (Her and I pieced it together when we started talking) Pretty telling for a man who supposedly had been split up from her for almost 2 years uh. Of course they weren't really split up as I was soon to find out. Hey next time I might tell the story about how he laid out in the bushes for hours. Link to post Share on other sites
xxxheartbrokenxxx Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 There are many shocking things MM said to me, can't think of them all offhand but here are a couple that spring to mind... 'If I wasn't with her then I would be with you, and I am only staying because of my kids'. Me: So why did you drop out of contact on me for 15 months? MM: You can't know how many times I wanted to write to you - but only just found the email address again recently. I had to wipe everything last year due to communication interception issues...I only recently found your email address again. Me: So are you still with your wife? (after the 15 months of NC) MM: I'm still with the kids let's say... Link to post Share on other sites
Author Ellin Posted October 8, 2010 Author Share Posted October 8, 2010 I'm dealing with so much stress right now. I'm depressed and get panick attacks. Only you understand me and make me feel good. Give me a bit more time. :) Link to post Share on other sites
BB07 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 MM: I'm still with the kids let's say... OOOO........that one takes the cake! Link to post Share on other sites
BB07 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 I'm dealing with so much stress right now. I'm depressed and get panick attacks. :) OH I can't begin to count the times how many times I heard how much stress he was under and yes he had panic attacks too.........no frickin wonder since he was living a double life uh. Poor babies........poor selfish asses uh! Link to post Share on other sites
porter218 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 I can't leave until the dog's pups grow up, they need me. i remember one case like this a couple years back on LS :laugh:. Link to post Share on other sites
xxxheartbrokenxxx Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 This thread is going to be very therapeutic. Should I tell the story now about xmm jumping out of the truck and doing a flip? As told to me by the BS......yes really. I changed my cell #, she came to see him at work, they were sitting there talking when she reached in his pocket to get a smoke. He grabbed her hand.....jumped out of the truck, proceeded to do a back flip getting away from her. He landed on his butt with his shirt up to his chest, then proceeded to eat the paper my cell # was on. Yes folks........he actually ate my phone #. (Her and I pieced it together when we started talking) Pretty telling for a man who supposedly had been split up from her for almost 2 years uh. Of course they weren't really split up as I was soon to find out. Hey next time I might tell the story about how he laid out in the bushes for hours. OMG these stories are just too much, they have really made my day!!! LOL :lmao: Please tell us the one about the bushes! :bunny: Link to post Share on other sites
BB07 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Star Bright........good list, it was sad but funny. Your commentary is what makes it funny. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Ellin Posted October 8, 2010 Author Share Posted October 8, 2010 OH I can't begin to count the times how many times I heard how much stress he was under and yes he had panic attacks too.........no frickin wonder since he was living a double life uh. Poor babies........poor selfish asses uh! Indeed BB07... He must have been stressed right up judging by your car flip story... Link to post Share on other sites
pureinheart Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 :lmao::lmao: ExDM didn't have too many lines...:lmao::lmao: BUT I DID !!!!!:lmao::lmao: Link to post Share on other sites
pureinheart Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 I can't leave until the dog's pups grow up, they need me. Would birds work too? Link to post Share on other sites
on a learning curve Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 I am in tears with laughter right now. I have heard it all and swallowed most of it. Thank you for the kick-in-the-ass. Link to post Share on other sites
pureinheart Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 OH I can't begin to count the times how many times I heard how much stress he was under and yes he had panic attacks too.........no frickin wonder since he was living a double life uh. Poor babies........poor selfish asses uh! BB, I have some good "payback" stuff we could do...ehehehehe (I'm not kidding:D) Link to post Share on other sites
BB07 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 BB, I have some good "payback" stuff we could do...ehehehehe (I'm not kidding:D) It probably isn't any worse that some of the revenge fantasies I've had. Gotta admit it was fun thinking about it. Link to post Share on other sites
pureinheart Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 It probably isn't any worse that some of the revenge fantasies I've had. Gotta admit it was fun thinking about it. :lmao: My daughters babysitter has a really abusive H...so she does stuff to him to get him back...BB you would not believe what she does to this guy...it's not good to piss people off!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
porter218 Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 You know...the funny (or not so funny) thing is I believe sometimes they mean a few of these things they say at that very moment they say it...then they go home to their W and say the same things and absolutely mean it ...at that very moment they say it. Whomever they have in their presence at the time is "the one" for them. Those are the really sick ones IMO. LS members should write " 'The guide to the MM's bulls'__t..Coauthored by BS & OW" Link to post Share on other sites
TigerCub Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 This thread is going to be very therapeutic. Should I tell the story now about xmm jumping out of the truck and doing a flip? As told to me by the BS......yes really. I changed my cell #, she came to see him at work, they were sitting there talking when she reached in his pocket to get a smoke. He grabbed her hand.....jumped out of the truck, proceeded to do a back flip getting away from her. He landed on his butt with his shirt up to his chest, then proceeded to eat the paper my cell # was on. Yes folks........he actually ate my phone #. (Her and I pieced it together when we started talking) Hey next time I might tell the story about how he laid out in the bushes for hours. So funny!! That man is all about theatrics isn't he?!! WOW!! I love your stories Link to post Share on other sites
TigerCub Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Lets not forget: I wish I could be with you forever. aaawww, so sweet isn't it?! Then why aren't you with me muthaf*cka?! - oh right...the kids... oh, and: It's so freeing being with you. I feel like I can really be Me with you. Link to post Share on other sites
fooled once Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 I can't leave until the dog's pups grow up, they need me. Haven't gotten through much, but saw this one and laughed out loud!!! Here are a couple (sorry if they have already been said) * I am waiting for her to kick me out * I don't want to be the one to file, so I am not the bad guy * She will kill herself if I leave * I am just waiting for the right moment * I don't want to put you through all the stress of me getting a divorce, because I care about you Great thread! And Star (hug) I hope this has been therapeutic for you!! Link to post Share on other sites
BB07 Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 How could I forget this little gem.......as told to the bs MANY TIMES when he was caught and a hundred times thereafter while seeing me and keeping me unaware that he was MARRIED. Of course I heard it to. "I'm a good man" There there was....."I'm trying to do the right thing" "I want her to have what's fair" How could she get what is fair when she didn't even know they were separated??? Oh yeah........they weren't. Link to post Share on other sites
xxxheartbrokenxxx Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Here is a classic that sounded soooo pathetic it made me laugh to myself as he said it: 'For me, going home to her feels like a prison, have you ever watched the tv series 'The Prisoner'? well that's what I feel like...' Link to post Share on other sites
TexasWildflower Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Oh yes! The whole "I am a good man, I want to do the right thing" He used to tell me that he felt like he was cheating on ME by having to live with his wife! Link to post Share on other sites
porter218 Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 This is a song my xH played one day and a light bulb went off in my head but I kept my mouth shut...all the while realized this applied to many BSs and OWs the same. Excuses galore!! This link has the lyrics to part of the song but at the top you can press the play button and listen....it's almost comical because you know it is all a bunch of gaslighting. http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/treysongz/cominforyou.html Link to post Share on other sites
porter218 Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 "I'm a good man" :rolleyes: I swear BB07, that is one thing I have learned in my quest for the elusive Mr Right...If he has to actually say this then perhaps it isn't as true as he would like you to think. Literally every man who has said that to me were the worst of 'em. Link to post Share on other sites
BB07 Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 :rolleyes: I swear BB07, that is one thing I have learned in my quest for the elusive Mr Right...If he has to actually say this then perhaps it isn't as true as he would like you to think. Literally every man who has said that to me were the worst of 'em. You know.......you are RIGHT. The other man in my life who said IT was the 2nd biggest asshat I've know. Link to post Share on other sites
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