OWoman Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 A little news snippet to serve as a warning to OWs: ask your MM for a mental health certificate for his BW.... From The Guardian: MP's wife accused of stealing kitten Christine Hemming charged with burgling the home of her Lib Dem husband's lover (41) An MP's wife appeared before magistrates today charged with burgling the house of her husband's lover and stealing a tabby kitten worth £20. Christine Margaret Hemming, wife of the Liberal Democrat MP for Birmingham Yardley, John Hemming, was not required to enter a plea during a brief appearance at the city's magistrates court. Hemming, of Moseley, Birmingham, is alleged to have burgled the home of Emily Cox on the night of 29 September. The MP fathered a child with Cox, a researcher, in 2005. Magistrates granted Hemming, 52, conditional bail until a committal hearing for crown court trial on 16 December. The MP, elected in 2005, was unavailable for comment. The fate of the cat was not made clear in court, but a picture of the animal, apparently called Beauty, was posted on the MP's blog under the heading "kitten missing" at 8.07am today. The photograph was accompanied by a message which read: "If anyone has seen this kitten please contact me at the House of Commons. There is a reward for its return." Link to post Share on other sites
flying Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 A little news snippet to serve as a warning to OWs: ask your MM for a mental health certificate for his BW.... Oh, mental health certificate...who'd pay attention to that? It's just a piece of paper! I kid, I kid...just couldn't resist. Link to post Share on other sites
Woggle Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 People have every right to be angry at betrayal but don't take it out on an innocent animal. If she just took the kitten and gave it a nice home it wouldn't have to be owned by a cheater though then no big deal. Link to post Share on other sites
jthorne Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Oh, mental health certificate...who'd pay attention to that? It's just a piece of paper! I kid, I kid...just couldn't resist.Get that mental health certificate from the BS at the same time everyone exchanges those clean STD checkup papers... Link to post Share on other sites
GorillaTheater Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 She stole the OW's ... cat? I'm definitely picking up on something freudian here. Link to post Share on other sites
herenow Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Yup, best beware: http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2010/01/13/wife-kills-cheating-hubby-with-hoe/ I just love the headline! Link to post Share on other sites
donnamaybe Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Yup, best beware: http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2010/01/13/wife-kills-cheating-hubby-with-hoe/ I just love the headline! I thought the last line of the article was HILARIOUS! It said, "Live by the hoe, die by the hoe." Link to post Share on other sites
herenow Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 I thought the last line of the article was HILARIOUS! It said, "Live by the hoe, die by the hoe." Some of the comments are worth reading too. Link to post Share on other sites
Mimolicious Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Oh, mental health certificate...who'd pay attention to that? It's just a piece of paper! I kid, I kid...just couldn't resist. Yeah, what about asking for the "Marriage Cert" first. LOL! That alone saves the trouble of asking for the STD results, etc... Link to post Share on other sites
bentnotbroken Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 She stole the OW's ... cat? I'm definitely picking up on something freudian here. Pus...in Boots. Link to post Share on other sites
pureinheart Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 A little news snippet to serve as a warning to OWs: ask your MM for a mental health certificate for his BW.... From The Guardian: Hi OWoman, I sincerely believe that these "WS's" didn't just wake up one morning and say, "hummmm, I think I will start EMA today". I think some are having EMA's because of medium-severe dysfunction in the M, and in some cases the "BS". From what I have seen on these boards and "RL" the instability was evident. Link to post Share on other sites
donnamaybe Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Hi OWoman, I sincerely believe that these "WS's" didn't just wake up one morning and say, "hummmm, I think I will start EMA today". I think some are having EMA's because of medium-severe dysfunction in the M, and in some cases the "BS". From what I have seen on these boards and "RL" the instability was evident. Yeah. All the MM's involved in the A's talked about on LS are in it because their W is nuts. Link to post Share on other sites
GorillaTheater Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Yeah. All the MM's involved in the A's talked about on LS are in it because their W is nuts. Potential cat thieves, the lot of them. Link to post Share on other sites
donnamaybe Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Potential cat thieves, the lot of them. Are we still talking about the BS's, or the MM? Link to post Share on other sites
pureinheart Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Yeah. All the MM's involved in the A's talked about on LS are in it because their W is nuts. I have to say...you guys are on top of things:rolleyes:, as they say, the ink wasn't even dry before you all responed...very good! Link to post Share on other sites
donnamaybe Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 I have to say...you guys are on top of things:rolleyes:, as they say, the ink wasn't even dry before you all responed...very good!Well, when a statement is THAT ludicrous... especially in light of many of the posts I see from AP's. What's that old saying about doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results? Link to post Share on other sites
Owl Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 I dunno...before I calmed down and got my mind working again from the sheer emotional devestation I was dealt on d-day, OM had a lot more to worry about than me stealing his cat. Luckily, like most people I was able to start thinking before I started acting. It's funny...its easy to sit there and claim that the BS was a whackdoodle BEFORE d-day...but how hard is it really for people to "get" that the emotional trauma that some BS's go through can be the TRIGGER to make them go whackdoodle when stuff like this happens? But hey, we don't have to single out a single group (like BW's) here... If you like, I could start a thread along the lines of "Beware the crazed OW/OOW"...and then quote the whole Lisa Nowak story over again. Link to post Share on other sites
JustJoe Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 I personally think this should be called "A tale of three Pu**ies and one dick". Link to post Share on other sites
hopesndreams Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Potential cat thieves, the lot of them. Here kitty kitty!!! Link to post Share on other sites
donnamaybe Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 If you like, I could start a thread along the lines of "Beware the crazed OW/OOW"...and then quote the whole Lisa Nowak story over again.Or there's ESPN analyst Steve Phillips' ex mistress Brooke Hundley who went so far as to make a fake Facebook persona and started grilling the teenage son about the family and the parents' relationship. Link to post Share on other sites
pureinheart Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 When are "BS's" going to take their share of the responsibility....it's all about "owning" what is yours right?...so far what I see is a bunch of blame shifting. Why does this concept only work for the OM/OW and WS? Link to post Share on other sites
pureinheart Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 I dunno...before I calmed down and got my mind working again from the sheer emotional devestation I was dealt on d-day, OM had a lot more to worry about than me stealing his cat. Luckily, like most people I was able to start thinking before I started acting. It's funny...its easy to sit there and claim that the BS was a whackdoodle BEFORE d-day...but how hard is it really for people to "get" that the emotional trauma that some BS's go through can be the TRIGGER to make them go whackdoodle when stuff like this happens? But hey, we don't have to single out a single group (like BW's) here... If you like, I could start a thread along the lines of "Beware the crazed OW/OOW"...and then quote the whole Lisa Nowak story over again. The "BS/WS" I was dealing with was/is a wacko. Shoot Owl, I've been traumatised so many times it's not even funny and I have not freaked on anyone, broken into their homes, threatened them or whatever...I will defend myself though:D Link to post Share on other sites
anne1707 Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 When are "BS's" going to take their share of the responsibility....it's all about "owning" what is yours right?...so far what I see is a bunch of blame shifting. Why does this concept only work for the OM/OW and WS? Funnily enough I have seen several BS on this site take responsibility for their part in problems in the marriage leading up to the affair. Link to post Share on other sites
WTFBBQ Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Oh, the irony!!! Link to post Share on other sites
hopesndreams Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 When are "BS's" going to take their share of the responsibility....it's all about "owning" what is yours right?...so far what I see is a bunch of blame shifting. Why does this concept only work for the OM/OW and WS? Those betrayed that "OWN" it had a part in unzipping the fly or spreading her legs wide open. Unless those things happened, why should the BS "OWN" anything? Link to post Share on other sites
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