pureinheart Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Hilarious, as usual. One poster takes issue with what most other posters are posting and even called some arrogant, but then complains that a "dog pile" was directed at them when they opted to take on everyone anyway? Gotta love LS logic. LOL I agree with whoever said checking the Marriage Certificate would have avoided the need for a mental health certificate anyway. LOL This is the distortion I was referring to, yes you do have to love LS logic...whatever:rolleyes: Link to post Share on other sites
seren Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Okay, how about this one! A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable fidelity practices. Suddenly, the woman reaches over, slices off the mans penis and angrily she tosses it out the window of the car. Driving behind the car is a pickup truck with a man and his 10 year old daughter chatting away beside him. All of a sudden, the penis smacks the pickup in the windshield and flies off. Suprised, the daughter asks her daddy, "Daddy what in the heck was that?" Not wanting to expose his 10 year old daughter to sex at such a tender age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey" The daughter gets a confused look on her face, and after a minute she says "Sure had a big d1ck ! Thanks for the pre morning coffee laugh, humour is a much needed commodity on LS sometimes!! Link to post Share on other sites
worlybear Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Anyone know what happened to the cat? Link to post Share on other sites
anne1707 Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 This is such a sorry tale (sorry, couldn't resist that one ) Apparently little Beauty is still missing and there is a reward for her return - the husband has pictures of her up on his blog. Obviously missing his pu$$y Link to post Share on other sites
bentnotbroken Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 This is such a sorry tale (sorry, couldn't resist that one ) Apparently little Beauty is still missing and there is a reward for her return - the husband has pictures of her up on his blog. Obviously missing his pu$$y I thought I learned my lesson about drinking and reading LS at the same time...apparently not:lmao: Link to post Share on other sites
BlackLovely Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Get that mental health certificate from the BS at the same time everyone exchanges those clean STD checkup papers... This is classic. Thanks for the saturday morning laugh. Link to post Share on other sites
BlackLovely Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 The trouble with forums is that written words can easily be taken out of context. We all look at situations differently, so how we interpret the words depends on our unique insight or bias. I thought the OP was being serious about "crazy" BW, yet joking about the mental health certificate. I believe that people who act out when faced with trauma deserve compassion, even if the results are horrible. Hurting animals or people is wrong, but somewhat understandable in this case. BS may sometimes contribute to an affair by being cold and distant, despite pleas from the WS for more intimacy or more sex. However, the BS do not control the WS actions. The WS chooses cheating over counseling or divorce. Link to post Share on other sites
strength-abounds Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 As a BS, I have OWNED up to my role in the breakdown of my marriage. I admit I was emotionally detached from the marriage. It wasn't until I learned about the ExW affair that I realized my role in the breakdown. However, I am not solely to blame. Even after learning of the EMA, I was willing to work on the marriage. She was not. Since then, I have realized that the OM was not a fault, he was just the trampoline when the ExW fell. I wish him the best in dealing with the ExW because he's gonna need it. Link to post Share on other sites
LucreziaBorgia Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Okay, how about this one! A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable fidelity practices. Suddenly, the woman reaches over, slices off the mans penis and angrily she tosses it out the window of the car. Driving behind the car is a pickup truck with a man and his 10 year old daughter chatting away beside him. All of a sudden, the penis smacks the pickup in the windshield and flies off. Suprised, the daughter asks her daddy, "Daddy what in the heck was that?" Not wanting to expose his 10 year old daughter to sex at such a tender age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey" The daughter gets a confused look on her face, and after a minute she says "Sure had a big d1ck ! :lmao::lmao: Ok, that was funny! Seriously though - a BW stealing a kitten? She's no Betty Broderick, that's for sure. Link to post Share on other sites
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