Been noticing blood on my toilet paper for the last few weeks

[Ross PK]

Hopefully this means I've got colon cancer and I'll die.

[Star Gazer]

Or just hemorrhoids.

[Crusoe]

Or just hemorrhoids.

 

Highly likely.

 

Time to find a quack with small hands Ross. Happy new year.

[wuggle]

happy new year to you too, you miserable sod

[Yer_Blues]

Hopefully this means I've got colon cancer and I'll die.

LOL! I hope this is meant as a joke, because you just got a laugh out of me. Take it to the next level of self-hatred and hope you get ass cancer, it's even more sympathetic!

[carhill]

Could be fissures too. Trust me, you don't want to die of rectal/colon cancer.

[Ross PK]

LOL! I hope this is meant as a joke, because you just got a laugh out of me. Take it to the next level of self-hatred and hope you get ass cancer, it's even more sympathetic!

 

No, I was being serious. But I don't hate myself though.

[TaraMaiden]

Well, can't promise colon cancer, but I do promise you - you will die.

 

On that cheery note, I wish you a good 2011.

However long it lasts for you.

[kdark]

Hopefully this means I've got colon cancer and I'll die.

 

I wouldn't worry about it. I've been sh*tting blood for almost a decade and I'm in the best shape of my life.

[Els]

Well, if it's fresh red blood, it's highly unlikely that you've got colon cancer. Sorry to disappoint you.

 

If it's dark though... Now maybe you've got a glimmer of hope.

[florence of suburbia]

Maybe you're turning into a woman. Just another day for us.

[Vesna]

Try picking the glass out of your food before eating it.

[TaraMaiden]

Maybe you're turning into a woman. Just another day for us.

 

Just as I picked myself up from ROTFLMAO from this one.....

 

Try picking the glass out of your food before eating it.

 

 

Wham! in comes another killer!!

 

You guys are too funny!

 

I wish I'd said that! (forgive me if I steal them for another day!!)