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I think the fact that it bugged you so much says more about you than it does about him.

 

What do you think it says about her?

 

It would bug me if my H sent that, too.

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What do you think it says about her?

 

It would bug me if my H sent that, too.

 

It says to me she's insecure and maybe feels that he is right about all of those things.

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Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"

 

The guy said "No!"

 

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had sex with whoever she pleased and farted whenever she wanted.

 

Women do not fart. (On occasion, they might poot. And when they do, it's cute. A cute poot, as it were. And it never smells.)

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Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

 

 

The frog said to the princess, “I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom, and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so.”

 

 

That night, while the princess dined on a sumptuous repast of frog legs seasoned in a white wine and shallot cream sauce, she laughed to herself and thought, “I don’t freaking think so!”

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