Moose Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 Does anyone watch Letterman? Jimmy Fallen was on there last night and he had a really funny joke on there: Scene: At the newsdesk in interview fashion. Jimmy; So Paris, I don't want to talk about this controversey with your porn flick on the internet, I want to talk about your family is that ok? Paris; Cool Jimmy; I understand you are the daughter of the owners of the famous Hilton Hotel chain is that right? Paris: Yes that's true, ( Kinda chuckling ) Jimmy; So they have them all over the world is that right? Paris: yep Jimmy; Africa too? Paris: yep Jimmy: Europe? Paris: yep Jimmy: so there has to be one in Paris is that right? Paris: Yes it's the largest and most expensive of the chain... Jimmy: Really? Do you think I could get into the Paris Hilton? Paris: I don't know, it's usually full....(not realizing where this is going even with the audience laughing ) Jimmy: How much would it cost to get into the Paris Hilton.....I probably won't be in there all night and you wouldn't even notice if I'm there or not...... I thought it was funny....maybe you had to be there!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Arabess Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 She is such a beautiful woman.....I'm surprised she let those 'porn flicks' get on the net. Link to post Share on other sites
catspajamas Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 Ha Ha Maybe she did know what he was getting at (wink, wink) Link to post Share on other sites
UCFKevin Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 IIIIIIIII'm pretty sure she knew what he was getting at. Link to post Share on other sites
dyermaker Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 I remember that, I think it was on Weekend Update (SNL). Link to post Share on other sites
UCFKevin Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 Aye, that it was. And it was pretty forced. But humorous. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Moose Posted April 8, 2004 Author Share Posted April 8, 2004 I think Jimmy said on Letterman that the only people that knew that was going to be done was Jimmy and Tina Faye, ( Who happens to be the producer ), so it caught her, (And everyone else) by surprise.... Link to post Share on other sites
dyermaker Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 Originally posted by Moose I think Jimmy said on Letterman that the only people that knew that was going to be done was Jimmy and Tina Faye, ( Who happens to be the producer ), so it caught her, (And everyone else) by surprise.... I still think she was eventually playing along, few people go on Saturday Night Live and escape ridicule. Link to post Share on other sites
wideawake Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 Originally posted by Arabess She is such a beautiful woman Blah...too skinny. Nothing to grab onto. Now Tina Faye is one hot lesbian. Beauty, brains and a sick sense of humor. God I want her. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Moose Posted April 8, 2004 Author Share Posted April 8, 2004 Wideawake, I thought Tina Faye just got married....I think she's hot too...that scar on her face attracts me for some strange reason. I had no idea she was a lesbian though.....hmmmm. Here's another joke: A man was at the bar getting pretty drunk around closing time. So the bartender told him that he needs to start heading home. The man got off the bar stool and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand up but fell flat on his face again....he tried one more time, same result. So he decides he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air, maybe that would sober him up. He stands up, and falls flat on his face AGAIN! So he decides to crawl the four blocks home. Again he fell flat on his face. He made it throught the door oh his bedroom and into his bed, fell asleep as soon his head hit the pillow. He awoke the next morning with his wife yelling, "SO YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING AGAIN!" Putting on an innocent look and intent of bluffing it out he said, "What ever gave you the idea I've been drinking again?" "The bar just called, you left your wheelchair there AGAIN!" Link to post Share on other sites
wideawake Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 Originally posted by Moose Wideawake, I thought Tina Faye just got married....I think she's hot too...that scar on her face attracts me for some strange reason. I had no idea she was a lesbian though.....hmmmm. Yeah, she's pretty 'out' as far as being gay. Thankfully that's not a prob in the entertainment industry. She even had a couple of good jokes in regard to that. No clue if she's married or not...of course you and I both agree that it's cool for lesbians to marry... (not busting your balls, just making fun of our other conversations on this subject...and I seriously am not looking to be in your face..just thought it was funny) The scar does it for me too...I have no idea why either. Link to post Share on other sites
TazmaGurl Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 Thanks for the laugh Moose... I don't watch near as much t.v as I should ^^ Tazmagurl Link to post Share on other sites
wideawake Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 DIRTY JOKE NO NOT READ IF YOU'RE GOING TO GET MAD So a guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender comes over and the man notices that there is a monkey just standing against the back wall of the bar. Tha man asks the bartender "hey, what's the monkey for?" The bartender looks at the man thoughtfully and says "you don't wanna know..." The man looks surprised and exclaims, "no, really, what is the monkey for?" The bartender than shakes his head and reaches under the bar for a baseball bat. The bartender swings the bat and BAM, clocks the monkey right on the head. The monkey than jumps down from his perch, opens the bartenders fly and begins to suck on his manhood. This goes on for a few minutes and when the job is done the monkey climbs back up on the back of the bar. The bartender, winded, sleepy, and with a glazed look in his eyes asks the man "would ya like to try it?" The man considers this for a moment and than exclaims, "sure, but don't hit me as hard as you hit the monkey" Ta da... Link to post Share on other sites
Author Moose Posted April 8, 2004 Author Share Posted April 8, 2004 Geeezzzzz wideawake.....I should've seen that one coming!!! lmao PS, we're cool wideawake! Link to post Share on other sites
TazmaGurl Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 /laugh Poor little monkey Tazmagurl Link to post Share on other sites
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