Dave1234 Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 I am asking a serious question now and i know that no-body on this website takes me dave seroious but to this i will ask the serious question how am i dave to fine=d woman for dick-lay??????? I really want a girlfriend badly..........what is a regular guy to do. please help without making fun dave Link to post Share on other sites
Tony T Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 Well, Dave, I think you need to get your butt out of wherever you are, go to the food court, and start peeking up some dresses. Let the ladies know you like the way they smell and you'd like to have a sex creature like them in your bed. I'm sure you'll be able to score....seriously!!! Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedAngel Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 I really want a girlfriend badly.......... reasontosigh is interested, last time I knew anything about it. I'm sure she'd fly her butt anywhere you were for some good dick-lay, Davie. Link to post Share on other sites
Darkangelism Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 Dave how old are you, i think reasontosigh cant legally help you in that department. Link to post Share on other sites
Sundaymorning Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 some dating websites are good but I would suggest you not say "i want dick-lay" on your profile. You wont get much dicklaying... Link to post Share on other sites
reasontosigh Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 I'll check how many frequent flier miles I've got but since I've got that surgery coming up I wouldn't be able to go anywhere before next weekend. Meanwhile, surely there must be some fine young lass out there who appreciates your creative talents as much as those of us here do! Link to post Share on other sites
reasontosigh Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 Originally posted by Darkangelism Dave how old are you, i think reasontosigh cant legally help you in that department. Good point...we never did get a definitive answer on that one, did we? Link to post Share on other sites
Vivid_29 Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 I think 'reasontosigh' is a huge admirer of you! Maybe you can discuss things like 'buttsuck' and 'nutknock' with her! On a serious note, you need stop doing crazy s**t like hiding behind false walls and spying on the ladies with your rotten meat and oranges and get out there and meet someone. Go to a club, bar, or even try 'networking'. You have friends like Marta, Rodrigues, Jeremy, your guidance counsellor, ect. Perhaps one of them can introduce you to a fine wahine! Leave the science lab and get out there! Goodluck in your conquest for dick-lays! ~V Link to post Share on other sites
Fedup&givingup Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 Seriously Dave, What *kind* of girl do you hope to find for a "quick dick lay"? I sincerely hope not a quality girl. Link to post Share on other sites
lostforwords Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 I sincerely hope not a quality girl. and what the hell is wrong with dave finding a quality girl???? daves a quality guy..... Fed you ought to lighten up on dave hes a great guy and whole lot of us appreciate it him around here... id hate for one poster like you chase him away cuz you have nothing better or nicer to say to him.... give him a break... not ridicule... Link to post Share on other sites
zarathustra Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 Dave, my strong recommendation is that you focus on real women in real life if you want to meet someone. I'd spend less time on the PC and more time engaing in activities at school or work where you could meet someone. While it's possible to hook up with someone through LoveShack (or so I've heard), this is not a dating service. I don't know your age but, assuming you're an adult, why don't you sign up for Match.com or other dating services in your community such as speed dating. You seem bright, creative and interesting based on your "Dave" personae. I would rely less on LS and more on conventional means to meet someone. Link to post Share on other sites
Fedup&givingup Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 Originally posted by lostforwords and what the hell is wrong with dave finding a quality girl???? daves a quality guy..... Fed you ought to lighten up on dave hes a great guy and whole lot of us appreciate it him around here... id hate for one poster like you chase him away cuz you have nothing better or nicer to say to him.... give him a break... not ridicule... Back off here. He asked for honesty. He said he wants to find someone for a "quick dick lay", and my question was and still IS, what kind of quality girl (or person for that matter) would you expect to find that would be ready and willing to spring for that? If all he wants is to get laid, I doubt he would find someone that has all that many wonderful qualities. All I can think of is someone like a stripper. Link to post Share on other sites
Tony T Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 I think what Dave is REALLY looking for is a right hand man! Link to post Share on other sites
Fedup&givingup Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 Originally posted by Tony I think what Dave is REALLY looking for is a right hand man! LOL Link to post Share on other sites
Vivid_29 Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 Fedup&givingup said He said he wants to find someone for a "quick dick lay", Fed - He didn't say that he wanted a 'quick' dick-lay. He said he wanted a woman for a dick-lay and a girlfriend as well. Sometimes, Dave is really hard to understand (lostforwords is our translator ), but that just the way he talks. I really do think that he does want something longterm, so that he can have as many dick-lays as he pleases. ~Vivid Link to post Share on other sites
lostforwords Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 a stripper???? dave can get whatever he wants when he puts his mind to it... if a stripper is his choice... than so be it.... however if he also is wanting a "quality" girl.... so be it as well.... youve done nothing but ridicule him for whatever reasons you may have... perhaps you lust after dave?... no?... whatever the case may be... i dont wanna see dave disappear cuz of brash, "honest", and mean answers from you or anyone else.... just to clarify what he has asked.... here it is again.... its great you want to be honest fed.... but do it with tactfulness, sincereity, and with "Good" intentions to not hurt him or ridcule him a sin otehr posts you have answered to dave... I am asking a serious question now and i know that no-body on this website takes me dave seroious but to this i will ask the serious question how am i dave to fine=d woman for dick-lay??????? I really want a girlfriend badly..........what is a regular guy to do. please help without making fun dave Dave buddy.... everyone is right tho.... you spending all this time on here is nt going to help you obtain a girlfriend.... start doing things in your town.... attend functions.... meet up with friends more often.... etc.... but dont rely on the net to find you a woman unless your very careful about things.... zara has a good idea about the dating service sites..... good luck to you dave and keep us posted..... and dont listen to the riff raff dude... i got yer back... LOL Link to post Share on other sites
Fedup&givingup Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 And again, my answer was "serious". He simply said he wanted to find someone for a quick dick lay. I did not say Dave himself was not a quality guy, because I don't know much about Dave himself. I told him what I thought, which is if his sole purpose is to find someone just to get laid, I doubt he would find someone that obtains substantial qualities. IF my advice is enough to scare him (or anybody for that matter), then so be it. I tell it like it is....the same as I would want others to do for me in any given situation. I read the same post Dave originated on this thread, and I rendered my thoughts and advice on the matter. Unless there is some hidden message in his post, I don't think I'm missing anything. Link to post Share on other sites
moimeme Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 Unless there is some hidden message in his post That's the point you're missing. ALL Dave's posts have hidden messages in them. Link to post Share on other sites
longlegzs80 Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 DAVE: I always wanted to know how old you are. ARe you willing to share? Just curious. Anyways, if you are in that much of a need to find a women to date you and where you get laid, why don't you go amonst the crowd and look for a women who is into just that what your looking for. Link to post Share on other sites
Vivid_29 Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 Originally posted by Fedup&givingup He simply said he wanted to find someone for a quick dick lay. Fed - Once again, He DID NOT say that he was looking for a 'quick' dick-lay. He said he wants a woman for a dick-lay or perhaps a girlfriend!!! He is not just looking to hit the punani and move on. He is looking for something longterm!!! ~V Link to post Share on other sites
Fedup&givingup Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 Originally posted by Vivid_29 Fed - Once again, He DID NOT say that he was looking for a 'quick' dick-lay. He said he wants a woman for a dick-lay or perhaps a girlfriend!!! ~V Ahhhh, well that completely changes my outlook then Link to post Share on other sites
Darkangelism Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 It doesnt matter what he is looking for we ccan still try to help him out. Dave you said you go to the mall, why not try there. Link to post Share on other sites
Vivid_29 Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 Originally posted by Darkangelism It doesnt matter what he is looking for we ccan still try to help him out. We have been trying to help him and it does matter what he is looking for, being that there was some confusion as to what he wants. ~V Link to post Share on other sites
moimeme Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 Can we all say 'BUZZKILL'? Yeesh. It's supposed to be a good day so how's about we have some sunshine on LS? Link to post Share on other sites
dolphinsunshyn Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 Originally posted by Darkangelism Dave you said you go to the mall, why not try there. DA has a good idea. There are plenty of girls your age that hang out at the mall. Maybe try other places like game centers, movie theaters, ect. Fun stuff. Just be yourself. Don't let a girl know right a way that you are wanting a girlfriend. Just be nice and talk to them a few times and then ask them out. Otherwise, it may scare a girl off if she thinks all you want is sex. Try to be romantic and treat her special. You'll find the right girl. Good luck, Dave. Link to post Share on other sites
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