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Juggs

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I have my private stash.... Am I the only woman here who enjoys a little solo porn when his royal highness is away?

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End of my rope

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I have a book of erotica. It's a collection of short stories. He knows I have it and read it when I need inspiration while he's gone.

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Sundaymorning

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Sometimes I will watch it, but simply for the hilarity of it all. Some porn is simply hilarious....take this for instance....

http://tgp.89.com/gallery/preview/?p=xUDO4-j-3ET-

 

Buying porn is something I would not do....I am too cheap. AND I would rather have the real thing...call upon the boyfriend for some royal lovin!

 

So...

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Juggs

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If you want to watch porn for the hillarity of it, check out a porn bloopers tape.... Wow is that hysterical!

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Arabess

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Too bad I didn't have that link for my EASTER cards!!! HAHAHA!

 

I have my own personal collection of porn and swap them around with guy friends.

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see i am one of those girls who does not even masterbate! call me crazy- but i just cannot get into it or do.....i do not know why. But porn does get me excited and horny, just not to touch myself.

 

Personally i love to read a good sex novel.....that gets inspires me!

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Originally posted by tattoomytoe

see i am one of those girls who does not even masterbate! call me crazy- but i just cannot get into it or do.....i do not know why. But porn does get me excited and horny, just not to touch myself.

 

Personally i love to read a good sex novel.....that gets inspires me!

 

 

I deny that I masterbate as well......cause I dont think using a Extendable showerhead= masterbation ;)

 

I would totally suggest you try this one...showerheads are the most amazing thing in my life other than my most amazing boyfriend!!!

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I deny that I masterbate as well......cause I dont think using a Extendable showerhead= masterbation

 

ROTFL!

 

While we're at it (well, not literally LOL) - can we PLEASE spell it correctly? It's mastUrbate.

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I deny that I masterbate as well......cause I dont think using a Extendable showerhead= masterbation

 

ROTFL!

 

While we're at it (well, not literally LOL) - can we PLEASE spell it correctly? It's mastUrbate.

 

I hang my head in shame because I normally am a great speller. Damn!

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I deny that I masterbate as well......cause I dont think using a Extendable showerhead= masterbation

 

ROTFL!

 

While we're at it (well, not literally LOL) - can we PLEASE spell it correctly? It's mastUrbate.

 

 

does that just drive you up the wall..spelling incorectly?

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does that just drive you up the wall..spelling [color=red]incorectly[/color]?

 

:p

 

Yes. But I recognize that a LOT of people have learning disorders and that there are typos. However, everybody spells 'lose' as 'loose' and 'masturbate' as 'masterbate' and that drives me bugs :laugh:

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HokeyReligions

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Originally posted by Juggs

If you want to watch porn for the hillarity of it, check out a porn bloopers tape.... Wow is that hysterical!

 

OMG! I'm not really into porn (I still think its mostly degrading and not at all titillating) -- I've seen a couple of movies that had me laughing with the ridiculousness of it all, but bloopers might be something I would watch for the hilarity of it! (There used to be X-rated Candid Camera which was funny)

 

I guess when I get home I'll log on and do a search for Porn Bloopers -- unless someone can provide a link with more information?

 

I've seen some Playgirl magazines that were interesting, but visually I don't find any of it stimulating. If you want hot, romantic sex -- read the Clan of the Cave Bear books -- The Valley of Horses and beyond after Ayla leaves the clan and finds Jondalar. Whew! There is romance, love, and lust like you've never read anywhere! Great instructional material too!

 

I've tried masturbation a few times. I'm not comfortable with it and don't care for it. I want the real thing or nothing at all.

 

 

Note: I don't consider some photos or even movies of naked bodies as pornography. Context means a lot. Sex pictures or movies that are there for the sole purpose of arousing the viewer and enticing them to masturbate or to have sex with someone is what I find degrading. As art or instruction, I do not see it as pornography, even if the image does inspire lust. For example: We now have a series of movies (with appropriate music and lighting), which show various couples having sex. These are sexy and romantic and inspiring -- but they are made as instructional movies for handicapped people and demonstrate various techniques used to bring the partner to climax and emotional support/therapy for making a connection on a deeper level. It's still couples having sex, but its different. Its not just human animals rutting in heat. I can't explain it.

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Originally posted by Sundaymorning

Sometimes I will watch it, but simply for the hilarity of it all. Some porn is simply hilarious....take this for instance....

http://tgp.89.com/gallery/preview/?p=xUDO4-j-3ET-

 

Buying porn is something I would not do....I am too cheap. AND I would rather have the real thing...call upon the boyfriend for some royal lovin!

 

So...

 

Thanks for the link! There's a woman with balls LOL More balls than Tiger Woods....

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Originally posted by Sundaymorning

Sometimes I will watch it, but simply for the hilarity of it all. Some porn is simply hilarious....take this for instance....

http://tgp.89.com/gallery/preview/?p=xUDO4-j-3ET-

 

Buying porn is something I would not do....I am too cheap. AND I would rather have the real thing...call upon the boyfriend for some royal lovin!

 

So...

 

Thank you, Easter Bunny!

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Originally posted by moimeme

does that just drive you up the wall..spelling [color=red]incorectly[/color]?

 

:p

 

Yes. But I recognize that a LOT of people have learning disorders and that there are typos. However, everybody spells 'lose' as 'loose' and 'masturbate' as 'masterbate' and that drives me bugs :laugh:

 

And it irritates me when people spell "favor" "favour"

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I don't know Merry if it's a learning disorder.....I just can't spell! My grammer is worse than my spelling and my math is worse than either one of those. :laugh:

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And it irritates me when people spell "favor" "favour"

 

I worked for a Canadian bank for so long that I spell favour and colour with 'u'. It depends on what part of the world a person lives. :)

 

 

I just can't type and don't always go back and correct my typos!

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i just type, sometimes my fingers work right other times they do not!

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maybe that is why i do not masturbate! do ya'll watch sex and the city? funny stuff!

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Oh yeah, gals, no worries. I don't sit here grumbling 'that damn Arabess and her typos' ROTFL!!! I'm a little less nuts than that, thank heavens :laugh:

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And it irritates me when people spell "favor" "favour"

 

Oh well.

 

You see, it's not wrong where the ones that bug me are. So my irritation is legitimate :p

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End of my rope

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Originally posted by HokeyReligions

I've seen some Playgirl magazines that were interesting, but visually I don't find any of it stimulating. If you want hot, romantic sex -- read the Clan of the Cave Bear books -- The Valley of Horses and beyond after Ayla leaves the clan and finds Jondalar. Whew! There is romance, love, and lust like you've never read anywhere! Great instructional material too!

 

God I love those books! Have you read the whole series? You're right about there being some steamy love scenes in them.

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Originally posted by tattoomytoe

maybe that is why i do not masturbate!

 

Ahhhh...and just when I thought I had figured out my 'typo' problem..... :laugh:

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i watch porn and read romance novels. and i'm proud to admit that when i'm home away from school an db/f that i get 3 channels of porn and i enjoy flipping thru them when there's nothing else on tv. i watch porn with my friends and b/f alike.

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