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The Dramatic Reading Of A Real Break Up Letter (this is why its best to stay NC!!)


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This is why it is always best to stay NC (especially if you find yourself falling into an out of control keyboard bashing rage, you've become so emotionally desperate that you've seriously considered dating a spider and you're still struggling to pass Grade 1 English)

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Well that's embarrassing... Not only did my Ex post her break up letter to me on youtube... Now everyone knows she would rather date a spider over me.

 

Do any of you think I will ever get a second chance?

 

Wait a few years and then pay for DNA replacement therapy. A couple of months in an incubation chamber and you'll be converted into a genetic spider mutant man in no time.

 

Alternatively, go to the local insect lab and stick your hand in the poisonous spider tank, supposedly that works just as well and you get to shoot cool sticky threads from your wrists. :)

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