wilsonx Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 I have still maintained no contact but i figured I would type this letter out as it comes across my mind. Dear Hooker, You are the biggest waste of oxygen on the planet. I can not believe that you cheated on me not once but twice. Are you seriously that diluted in your mental capacity. Just to let you know, you breaking up with me is the best thing that has ever happened to me. Tonight I went out after my kickball game and met at least 30 + new people, drank a lot of beer, had girls buying me pitchers and shots all night long. Not only that buy I landed 2 telephone numbers and plan on calling both of them tomorrow and hanging out with Jessica who works at the Pub right next to where you work and she said she would hook me up with free drinks all night. I know how strongly you believe in population control so I suggest that your DNA strands be placed in the same place as the others that you believe are a waste of oxygen. I can't believe I wasted almost 3 years of my life being your friend, confident and boyfriend to only be treated this way and you leaving me for some ****ing beta male guy that follows you around and calls you hot is 14 years older then you and lives in a trailer... lets just say I win no matter the outcome of this scenario and you will be the immature loser who threw it all away because you are mentally immature Later Link to post Share on other sites
EgoJoe Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 I buste.d out laughing when I read Dear Hooker. Awesome. Link to post Share on other sites
Author wilsonx Posted July 2, 2011 Author Share Posted July 2, 2011 (edited) Must Keep NC Alive.... But New Letter Dear Hoooker I remember you asked me a question on the last night you were here, you asked me "You can't go without me talking to me or seeing me can you?" I honestly paniced at first but I can honestly say after these past 2 weeks to myself, its easy and I realized that the only person I truly need in my life is myself and that's all that matters. No other person, relationship, or any other factor can make me as happy as me. This breakup has honestly been the best thing that happened and I should have kept it broken up in March. ~Wilson PS. I dodged a bullet in this relationship. A big one. I'm actually really glad that you did what you did now and not a year down the road. You might have fooled me if you would have broken up cleanly in April but how many nights did I call you out on it after we were done. I can't believe you thought I was that naive. I was telling you stories of when I was a server at SomeRestaurant feeding you what I knew and you sat there and thought it was just a story. All relationships end the same way. With women, they do clean breaks. Girls, they leave after they find someone else to be their emotional crutch and rip their ex's apart to get them to question themselves to show you validation for the breakup (how many times have I told you to grow up in the past month?). Did you notice that night I caught you with OLDTRAILERPARKCOOK, I did not say a word Read your old facebook messages, I compared OLDTRAILERPARKCOOK to LOSERFRIEND because it was a circle. I just wanted proof and I got it. You finally admitted that you cheated on me. All those negative things you said about me was to give yourself validation of the breakup and they were all pety and I shook my head because I knew you were grasping at straws and I said to myself seriously thats all you have. I would never lower myself to be one of your friends, look at your male friends. All of them beta males and thats why I do not get along nor like any of them. Thats why I know this wont last. Look how long the LOSERFRIEND thing lasted? Who did you come back to? So now the real question is... can you live without me in your life Edited July 2, 2011 by wilsonx Link to post Share on other sites
Author wilsonx Posted July 2, 2011 Author Share Posted July 2, 2011 I seriously almost sent this one Link to post Share on other sites
Sugarkane Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 I couldn't blame you if you did. What a biatch Link to post Share on other sites
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