bluechocolate Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 Perhaps I'm repeating again - but here's another one .......... Why Men Are Just Happier People - > ------------------------------- > > What do you expect from such simple creatures? > > His last name stays put. > > The garage is all his. > > Wedding plans take care of themselves. > > Chocolate is just another snack. > > He can be prime minister. > > He can never be pregnant. > > He can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. > > He can wear NO T-shirt to a water park. > > Car mechanics tell him the truth. > > The world is his urinal. > > He never have to drive to another service station toilet because this one > is just too icky. > > He doesn't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. > > Same work, more pay. > > Wrinkles add character. > > Wedding dress -- £3000. Tuxedo rental -- £100. > > People never stare at his chest when he's talking to them > > The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. > > New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle his feet. > > One mood-all the time. > > Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. > > He knows stuff about tanks. > > A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase > > He can open all his own jars. > > He gets extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. > > If someone forgets to invite him, he or she can still be his friend. > > His underwear is £8.95 for three-pack. > > Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. > > He almost never has strap problems in public. > > He is unable to see wrinkles in his clothes. > > Everything on his face stays its original colour. > > The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. > > He only has to shave his face and neck. > > He can play with toys all his life. > > His belly usually hides his big hips. > > One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons. > > He can wear shorts no matter how his legs look. > > He can "do" his nails with a pocket-knife. > > He has freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache. > > He can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. > > No wonder men are happier > Link to post Share on other sites
reggio Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 and it feels good too!! Link to post Share on other sites
Aonz Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 lol i guess it's true it is easier been a man. Link to post Share on other sites
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