bluechocolate Posted April 23, 2004 Posted April 23, 2004 Perhaps I'm repeating again - but here's another one .......... Why Men Are Just Happier People - > ------------------------------- > > What do you expect from such simple creatures? > > His last name stays put. > > The garage is all his. > > Wedding plans take care of themselves. > > Chocolate is just another snack. > > He can be prime minister. > > He can never be pregnant. > > He can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. > > He can wear NO T-shirt to a water park. > > Car mechanics tell him the truth. > > The world is his urinal. > > He never have to drive to another service station toilet because this one > is just too icky. > > He doesn't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. > > Same work, more pay. > > Wrinkles add character. > > Wedding dress -- £3000. Tuxedo rental -- £100. > > People never stare at his chest when he's talking to them > > The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. > > New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle his feet. > > One mood-all the time. > > Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. > > He knows stuff about tanks. > > A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase > > He can open all his own jars. > > He gets extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. > > If someone forgets to invite him, he or she can still be his friend. > > His underwear is £8.95 for three-pack. > > Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. > > He almost never has strap problems in public. > > He is unable to see wrinkles in his clothes. > > Everything on his face stays its original colour. > > The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. > > He only has to shave his face and neck. > > He can play with toys all his life. > > His belly usually hides his big hips. > > One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons. > > He can wear shorts no matter how his legs look. > > He can "do" his nails with a pocket-knife. > > He has freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache. > > He can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. > > No wonder men are happier >
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