bikinibeach Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 wow. you guys will recall a week ago i sent him an angry email saying that this was the last he'd ever read my words. and that he'd never hear my voice or see my face again. once again, his misguided attempt at breadcrumbs has on.y strengthened my resolve and really made me realize how i totally made the right decision. "It seems like you're sticking to your promise to break off all ties with me, which I wasn't expecting. You've always written me back even after you swore you wouldn't. I couldn't see your profile anywhere on pof after I wrote to you about it. I hope you didn't take it down altogether because of what I wrote, I wanted to say I'm off that site, it's all yours. (LOL is he serious???) Anyways, I found someone I want to date, at the mall of all places, and besides, the whole pof thing really felt like a waste of time, like you weren't really getting to know anybody in a real way. (just HAD to throw that in there huh? O, I AM SLAIN!!!...there, are you happy???lmao) It's my turn to say I'm sorry about the way things ended. I wish you took more responsibility for it, but I can't fight anymore. I hope you save these emails and re-read them someday, maybe you'll find my "I love you"s slipped between the fighting words. I found the ones you hid for me to find, you didn't make a very concerted effort to hide them The truth is that a part of me will always love you a little, and I think the same is true for you. (is this a question in disguise? ok i will give you an answer in disguise aka no answer at all!!! ) I went on a date recently with a girl who is in the same place now that I was before I met you, disconnected from herself, not seeing herself as a sexual being anymore, and I realized how much you have helped me once I saw my old self reflected in this girl. You were my love doctor and I will always hold you in my heart for it." (i'm sorry....this sounds like you aren't getting any? might want to get used to it. i'm a horizontal mambo virtuoso and nothing you have after will compare..! try it out if you don't believe me!!) Link to post Share on other sites
Author bikinibeach Posted July 20, 2011 Author Share Posted July 20, 2011 "here are the things i want to reply to that pathetic and disgusting email you sent me: - it's obvious that you are finding round about ways to tell me you want me back while leaving the ball in my court. you wish i had seen my part in this? are you mental? you wish i had seen my part in how i was upset that you spent more time in your single ex-girlfriend who snubbed me's apartment alone than you did with me? please, tell me what i could have possibly done while still remaining faithful to you, that would warrant me having to apologize or see my 'responsibility' in any of that? you are such a fog headed idiot, you say you couldn't keep fighting for me...you weren't fighting for me! you were fighting for HER! defending her, coming up with excuses for her behavior, fighting to keep your ridiculous and unhealthy "friendship". if someone is your PLATONIC friend.....why would you have to "fight" them to have a girlfriend? you COULD have won me back. even though i never wanted to see your pathetic face again, if you had got her, your TRUE andd BEST ****ing friend to apologize to me and agreed to back off, then we could have slowly worked at things. i would at least be able to have some contact with you instead of no contacting you ass to see you suffer, like you deserve. but what did you do instead? run to her and tell her what a meanie i was and then the two of you came up with a bunch of convoluted ideas as to why i was wrong in order to keep your sick charade going. i cant WAIT until the day that her new boyfriend a) starts to feel weird about your relationship (if he finds out, of course, you two are sneaky, deceitful and dis-****ing-gusting or b) finds out that you lied about not being exes!!! lol too much. i can't wait until more girls reject you, mistreat you and you keep realizing more and more what you lost and keep trying to throw breadcrumbs my way for an ego boost and find that your hook for me always comes up empty. i'm not even giving you the satisfaction of an angry or abusive reply! i know that the waiting is worse and a narcissist like you will be driven mad by being ignored by someone you thought you had at your beck and call. you're such a freaking idiot! i am not completely egotisitcal or anything, but i was seriously the best thing that ever happened to you. i gave you chance after chance and you STILL messed it up! you are going to end up a $15/hr bike mechanic, living in your parents' basement with your cat and lurking in the shadows for scraps of your exes time when she's not with her boyfriend. you will keep being her 'best friend' and wonder why you can never hold a relationship. good thing you have HER to go to for answers. answers that she gives that will keep you forever loyal to HER so that you can be her rainyday surrogate and eunuch manslave. lol i was going to block your email but i am enjoying your torture. i'll read your dumb desperate letters, laugh, get mad, forget about and NEVER reply to them. adios, loserface! " Link to post Share on other sites
Nohbody Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 A virtuoso, you say? Link to post Share on other sites
Author bikinibeach Posted July 20, 2011 Author Share Posted July 20, 2011 haha cute leave it to a man to pick out that phrase from a post whose length humbles war and peace. but no, really. i'm like the bedroom beethoven. Link to post Share on other sites
coltsfan1 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 but no, really. i'm like the bedroom beethoven. this is a keeper!!! I will quote this within the week, and thank you for a new one liner!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Nohbody Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 And suddenly I'm struck by a bedroom recital of 'Ode to Joy' Link to post Share on other sites
DontWorryBHappy Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 LOL. I adore your post, and the response that you never sent . You are one clever chick, and your ex is definitely a huge *******. You are so right about him being a narcissist. Telling you about "a new girl he wants to date that he found at the mall." WTF??? Can he possibly get anymore pathetic???? LOL! That's great that you made a decision about your ex (that he sucks and you do not intend to talk to him again) and are sticking to that. I sent an angry message to my ex too, but unfortunately my heart didn't truly want him gone when I sent it, so I spent the next week analyzing what I said, feeling guilty, and then confronting him the next time I saw him, which ended badly (for me). So yeah, good on you. Link to post Share on other sites
marqueemoon4 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 so you drop that you're a horizontal mambo virtuoso and have a username thats bikini beach, dudes pick up on it and you're surprised? your ex is a clown.. glad you're putting him in his place. Link to post Share on other sites
radiodarcy Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 my oh my - - this guy certainly like to hear himself talk doesn't he? i agree with you bikini, you definitely are making the right choice in going NC on him. let him bore someone else with that crap he calls logic. what an arrogant a$$. Link to post Share on other sites
fiat500 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 best reply to an ex ever. i cheered. Link to post Share on other sites
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