wilsonx Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Heart and I were talking and he made a comment a few days ago bc i showed him my ex's picture and he said she looked like a retard smiling at chucky cheese. Well tonight I was thinking about that and guess where I took her on our first date. I am not kidding either . We both started laughing really hard... Anyone else have any funny stories? Link to post Share on other sites
Author wilsonx Posted August 1, 2011 Author Share Posted August 1, 2011 Other Great Heart Quotes of the night Heart: slow night in the "breaks and breaking up" forum is a good night me: yup Heart: a fast night in the sex forum is a night where the posters aren't getting sex me: lol ya Heart: lol my google+ status : Rape is such a strong word, I prefer the term "snuggle struggle" me: haahha Link to post Share on other sites
HeartOfAPhoenix Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 I had sex with my girlfriend last night. It was going good except the entire time she was screaming someone else's name. Anyone know who Rape is? This almost concludes the great/rude quotes from yours truly. Link to post Share on other sites
reimeivn Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 my ex bf he got a lot fatter and he still wore the same t-shirts from hs. sometimes he would sit down to work with the tires and a lot of his butt crack showed. and i thought it was cute, but really it was gross. i dont want a bf like that. i told him to stop, eventually he didnt care about my feelings, so good luck being a fool. Link to post Share on other sites
Author wilsonx Posted August 1, 2011 Author Share Posted August 1, 2011 butt crack is awesome though... you thought it was cute... dont hate another woman double standards, youre allowed to wear g-strings and thongs to show your butt but were not allowed to show ours... ugh Link to post Share on other sites
Almond_Joy Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Lol nice thread. My ex was super serious, all the time. One time we were watching a comic video......some Dark Knight spoof on parking the batmobile. It was funny, but he found it rib-busting hilarious. He let loose the most obnoxious laugh i've ever heard. It was super high pitched and he laughed in these weird bursts...like complete silence....then the high pitched giggle...... then silence again..... I tried not to look apalled at the time, but i was thinking......."wtf man....?!" Link to post Share on other sites
Almond_Joy Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 "snuggle struggle" I love this. Link to post Share on other sites
reimeivn Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 ya wtf man. my ex once spilled a box of cookies in the Student Union Building in front of like, the entire coffee shop. everybody was like, wtf man. then he picked them up, and he spilled them out again. and i should have helped him but i was carrying something else heavy. people just kinda stood there because, i mean none of us know what to do. nobody ever spill cookies out of a new box. and he could have waited until he finished paying. it was really awkward. Link to post Share on other sites
Almond_Joy Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Lol ur right he could have waited. I can imagine you guys in the student union with everyone lookin while he picks up the mess for the SECOND time......smh awkward indeed. Link to post Share on other sites
reimeivn Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 yeah i think he is really awkward. he seems to be unable to process things calmly and easy? another time he forgot his card in the ATM. so after a surprising dinner, which i didnt prepare for, and which he did all the time without asking me, he left me at the restaurant waiting for him to go find it. and call to cancel it. and everything. for like an hour. people stared at me like, you know, if they could cash me they would. it was a horrible date. and when he got back, i am like, i wish you could somehow do something so that i didnt have to be there. they stared at me not very nice at all. he yelled at me, saying he would have done everything the same way. now do you think this guy have some issues? Link to post Share on other sites
Almond_Joy Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 (edited) Well he does sound clumsy and forgetful....but sometimes if i get embarassed because i did something silly in public, i have to try really hard not to overreact. Because I'm nervous that everyones looking at me, you know? Sounds like he has the same reaction, to me, and he doesn't know how to keep his nervousness in check. I got another one about my ex. He often came to see me in all black, because he came to see me straight from work and his uniform was all black. So one time we're in the kitchen and I'm fixing him something to eat. I look over and he's playing with my cat, like dangling a string in front of its face. It would have been kinda cute, except he was completely expressionless while he was doing it, and his shoulders were hunched forward in a defensive posture. Then i said something and he looked over his still hunched shoulders at me... the image just struck me as funny. Like he's a broad shouldered, muscular, rugged-looking kind of guy. So it was like watchin GI Joe play with a cat..... To boot, the hunched shoulders made him look kinda crazy - wth was he crouching away from? I was like 5 ft away from him..... I told him he looked like a deranged outcast crouching over there, and we both got a good laugh lol. Edited August 1, 2011 by Almond_Joy Link to post Share on other sites
bikinibeach Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 last night my girlfriends were ripping on him. we watched one of his youtube videos where he was singing in french. my friend goes: what language is that? me: french friend: rolls her eyes and goofily sings "j'taime douchbag a--hole!!!" we don't even really know if that's correct. hilarious. Link to post Share on other sites
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