Dust Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 *Facepalm* You thought I was serious? I was making a joke about her name. My name ends in 81, which is the year I was born. I doubt she's older than 24. What self-sabotaging comments have I made? LOL @ Cerri, throwing her mouse If she’s real I doubt she’s older then 30 at most. Probably in her twenties. The 49 wouldn’t be a year. A woman who is 49 or born in 1949 would probably never add that to their tag. Link to post Share on other sites
Nexus One Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 As for the dinner, it's already been established that it was a pity invite. It would have been really awkward for me to just show up with her unexpected. I'd love to have a dinner with her family but that wasn't the right time. How do you know it was a pity invite? And why was it not the right time? Link to post Share on other sites
Author Tasha49 Posted August 14, 2011 Author Share Posted August 14, 2011 *Facepalm* Somedude, I've seen you make several self-sabotaging comments on LS. This is one of them. Stop dancing around you two, get together Somedude and Tasha. Exchange Skype addresses, start an LDR. Then Somedude, finish your studies and move to Washington. Solved! Or are you still with that other guy Tasha? In that case scrap that plan until further notice. By the way, how is that moving along, any updates? I am STILL "with" him. Being the same moron I have been. Decided to scrap the letter method and just flat out tell him how it is. He is at a party without me tonight. Go figure. Link to post Share on other sites
somedude81 Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 I even have two different colored eyes! Lol. That could be weird to some but no one I met so far. I am actually 21! Damn it. I need to change that damn 49. Two different colored eyes, blue and red perhaps? That would be cool. I figured you were a young'un. As for the 49, are you a fan of the San Francisco Forty-Niners by any chance? Link to post Share on other sites
somedude81 Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 How do you know it was a pity invite? And why was it not the right time? We're going off-topic. But just to make things clear, after she told me that she wanted to be back home to have a dinner that her mom was cooking, I told her that she always ends our time together early and I wanted to spend more time with her. Then she said something like, well you can have dinner at my place. It was more apeasement then anything. When I was driving her home and dropped her off at her house, she didn't mention dinner at all, so it wasn't any sort of planned thing. If it was planned and her parents were expecting me, I would have gone. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Tasha49 Posted August 14, 2011 Author Share Posted August 14, 2011 Two different colored eyes, blue and red perhaps? That would be cool. I figured you were a young'un. As for the 49, are you a fan of the San Francisco Forty-Niners by any chance? That would be very odd looking actually. My left is a very light hazel and my right is so dark brown you can't see my pupil unless in the direct sunlight. And gross! 49ers >:| Funny you ask though. I actually have a Seahawks tattoo on my right upper arm. 49 was just a random number. Link to post Share on other sites
Dust Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Two different colored eyes, blue and red perhaps? That would be cool. I figured you were a young'un. As for the 49, are you a fan of the San Francisco Forty-Niners by any chance? You figured she’d be young because you’re a predator and she is your prey. 21 is a good age for you somedude. You could get her drunk and she’d think you were cool. I’d suggest giving her some Absinth from Europe. Shed probably start hallucinating and think you took her on a magic carpet ride through the world. With you though she wouldn’t be to far off. The two different colored eye thing is right up your ally somedude… it’s a sign. You know they say somedude sees differently out of each eye. With his left eye he sees normal. With his right eye though he only sees the past… Link to post Share on other sites
Author Tasha49 Posted August 14, 2011 Author Share Posted August 14, 2011 We're going off-topic. But just to make things clear, after she told me that she wanted to be back home to have a dinner that her mom was cooking, I told her that she always ends our time together early and I wanted to spend more time with her. Then she said something like, well you can have dinner at my place. It was more apeasement then anything. When I was driving her home and dropped her off at her house, she didn't mention dinner at all, so it wasn't any sort of planned thing. If it was planned and her parents were expecting me, I would have gone. I think we got off topic a while ago... so have at it! Link to post Share on other sites
Nexus One Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 I am STILL "with" him. Being the same moron I have been. Decided to scrap the letter method and just flat out tell him how it is. He is at a party without me tonight. Go figure. That's it then, it's settled. You two are getting together. The second you "break up" with that guy you two are going to exchange pictures and Skype addresses. When you both marry, Somedude is going to invite me as his best man and I will drag him by his ear to the altar for you. Marry you he will. And the second he starts to even utter the first words of an excuse at the altar I will stamp him on his foot. Then when you both have exchanged vows you will have to praise me and admit that I'm an awesome Cupid. *flaps wings and flies off into heaven.* Link to post Share on other sites
somedude81 Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 I thought the surfer didn't need wings. You lose your board? Link to post Share on other sites
Nexus One Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 We're going off-topic. But just to make things clear, after she told me that she wanted to be back home to have a dinner that her mom was cooking, I told her that she always ends our time together early and I wanted to spend more time with her. Then she said something like, well you can have dinner at my place. It was more apeasement then anything. When I was driving her home and dropped her off at her house, she didn't mention dinner at all, so it wasn't any sort of planned thing. If it was planned and her parents were expecting me, I would have gone. I hope you're not going to regret it later in life. If things with Tasha work out though you won't. Link to post Share on other sites
Dust Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 I think we got off topic a while ago... so have at it! If you say that to somedude in person you really would be the perfect girl for him. He would have at it. You’d be enjoyed in ways you didn’t know were possible. Seriously the two different eye color thing especially if noticeable is super hot! Somedude needs to make this happen. Seriously. He needs to. Have you ever seen fight club. We’re all going to pull a Tyler Durden on him if he doesn’t. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Tasha49 Posted August 14, 2011 Author Share Posted August 14, 2011 That's it then, it's settled. You two are getting together. The second you "break up" with that guy you two are going to exchange pictures and Skype addresses. When you both marry, Somedude is going to invite me as his best man and I will drag him by his ear to the altar for you. Marry you he will. And the second he starts to even utter the first words of an excuse at the altar I will stamp him on his foot. Then when you both have exchanged vows you will have to praise me and admit that I'm an awesome Cupid. *flaps wings and flies off into heaven.* Hahah! Wow. That is quite the story. And as I don't doubt that somedude IS a good guy (see what I did there??), I am anti-man for a few months Link to post Share on other sites
Nexus One Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 I thought the surfer didn't need wings. You lose your board? They are strap-on wings, got them at the party store. I'm a noble ripped silver man with a surfboard...with strap-on angel wings. I know, I'm the definition of bad-ass. Link to post Share on other sites
somedude81 Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Hahah! Wow. That is quite the story. And as I don't doubt that somedude IS a good guy (see what I did there??), I am anti-man for a few months That's OK, I'm really a lesbian trapped in a man's body. Awesome Nexus, the wings really complete it. Link to post Share on other sites
Nexus One Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Hahah! Wow. That is quite the story. And as I don't doubt that somedude IS a good guy (see what I did there??), I am anti-man for a few months Excuses, excuses. You both are going to get married and that's final. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Tasha49 Posted August 14, 2011 Author Share Posted August 14, 2011 Lmao. You guys are entertaining. I apologize for making this thread so random. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Tasha49 Posted August 14, 2011 Author Share Posted August 14, 2011 Excuses, excuses. You both are going to get married and that's final. Oh my you know me so well. Link to post Share on other sites
Dust Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 That's OK, I'm really a lesbian trapped in a man's body. Awesome Nexus, the wings really complete it. Seriously I get so frustrated with you some times and want to send you off Niagara falls in a barrel. But then you say something like that and I think you should change your name to awesome dude. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Tasha49 Posted August 14, 2011 Author Share Posted August 14, 2011 Seriously I get so frustrated with you some times and want to send you off Niagara falls in a barrel. But then you say something like that and I think you should change your name to awesome dude. I think you two need to marry! Link to post Share on other sites
D-Lish Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 I think you two need to marry! I second that:cool: Link to post Share on other sites
Nexus One Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 I think you two need to marry! I see what you did there, not going to work Tash. If I have to I will drag both of you to the altar by your ears. Link to post Share on other sites
Dust Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 I think you two need to marry! No we needed to get you drunk. Only problem is we could make a triangle bigger then sumdudes stamina with distance all three of us are apart. You start drinking now and somedude will talk you into posting bikini pics of yourself later. On your marks get set start. Link to post Share on other sites
somedude81 Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Seriously I get so frustrated with you some times and want to send you off Niagara falls in a barrel. But then you say something like that and I think you should change your name to awesome dude. I actually am a fun, happy, guy with a decent sense of humor. Which is why I'm completely confused on why I do so badly with women. I know I don't have an unattractive personality. But when I keep getting rejected, I desperately seek other answers. Lack of height is one such scapegoat. There has to be a reason. I think you two need to marry! Didn't you know? Lesbians aren't into men. Just because we're both into girls doesn't we can sleep with each other. And no I don't want to see the other side. Men have cooties. Link to post Share on other sites
cerridwen Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Work it dude, work it. *tearing through popcorn* Link to post Share on other sites
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