Eternal Sunshine Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 He got back from Europe and is majorly pissed at me because I didn't want to get back with him. I remembered that I still have a nice pair of Jimmy Choos at his place. I decided to e-mail him and get them back. I normally wouldn't expose myself to the trauma, but hey Jimmy Choos His response was that he threw them down his balcony as soon as he saw them. I went to search for them around his building but they are nowhere to be found What a dick Link to post Share on other sites
threebyfate Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Burn that blasphemer and heretic! Jimmy Choo's are sacred and should be treated as such. Link to post Share on other sites
dreamingoftigers Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Wow, good instincts on dropping him. I am always shocked at the crap people pull while dating and then they are confused as to why they are still single. Link to post Share on other sites
Star Gazer Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Jimmy Choos, eh? Remember all the times you said that your finances were so tight that you couldn't afford to spend $50 to speak with a professional? Link to post Share on other sites
OliveOyl Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Ouch!!! Mr. Big he ain't. Link to post Share on other sites
MrNate Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 I'm not sure who this Mr. Jimmy guy is, but it sounds like he makes a badass pair of shoes. Link to post Share on other sites
AHardDaysNight Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Somewhere, there is a homeless woman celebrating. Link to post Share on other sites
Professor X Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Am I the only one who doesn't know what Jimmy Choo is? Can you eat it? Link to post Share on other sites
oaks Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 He got back from Europe and is majorly pissed at me because I didn't want to get back with him. Why would he care? I thought he was bringing his new girl back with him? Link to post Share on other sites
AlexDP Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Looks like you really screwed up, ES. You are a horrible person to be with. My sympathy goes out to this guy. I hope he recovers soon. Link to post Share on other sites
Ruby Slippers Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Another tall tale to satiate her need for internet attention. *Counting down the minutes and seconds until Threebyfate comes to her rescue her damsel the mess oops I mean damsel in distress* And then 2 or 3 other female posters will post 20 pages of long, intricate discussions of the previous 20 pages of discussion. Link to post Share on other sites
Professor X Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Another tall tale to satiate her need for internet attention. *Counting down the minutes and seconds until Threebyfate comes to her rescue her damsel the mess oops I mean damsel in distress* Oh no... Why did you do it... Link to post Share on other sites
Professor X Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 And then 2 or 3 other female posters will post 20 pages of long, intricate discussions of the previous 20 pages of discussion. No... Noooo..... Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.................................. Link to post Share on other sites
LexiB Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 He got back from Europe and is majorly pissed at me because I didn't want to get back with him. I remembered that I still have a nice pair of Jimmy Choos at his place. I decided to e-mail him and get them back. I normally wouldn't expose myself to the trauma, but hey Jimmy Choos His response was that he threw them down his balcony as soon as he saw them. I went to search for them around his building but they are nowhere to be found What a dick Ack!! The entire month he was away & you had access to his place, how did you forget about a pair of Jimmy Choos?!! This may be the most tragic twist to this story yet. Link to post Share on other sites
Queen of Hearts 10 Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 I have a pair of Gucci Shoes I will give you ! They are Nappa Silk buckle straps $ 410.00. What size are you ! They came from the Gucci Boutique. I would like to throw him off of the balcony !! Don't cry sweetie we can replace the shoes and the men !! Link to post Share on other sites
AlexDP Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Ack!! The entire month he was away & you had access to his place, how did you forget about a pair of Jimmy Choos?!! This may be the most tragic twist to this story yet. She forgot them there, so she could pick them up after they broke up and create a bit of drama. Hell, she probably went up there, threw them down herself and then told him "look what you made me do". Link to post Share on other sites
Nexus One Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 He's full of it, he's selling them on Ebay. Link to post Share on other sites
LexiB Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 He's full of it, he's selling them on Ebay. Nah, doubtful many guys even know what a Jimmy Choo is. Link to post Share on other sites
Nexus One Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Nah, doubtful many guys even know what a Jimmy Choo is. I was joking Lexi. Link to post Share on other sites
LexiB Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 I was joking Lexi. Uh, yeah, got that. Link to post Share on other sites
musemaj11 Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Another train wreck thread by ES. Link to post Share on other sites
BetheButterfly Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Ack!! The entire month he was away & you had access to his place, how did you forget about a pair of Jimmy Choos?!! Yeah... what happened? You could have gotten them when he was away, right? Link to post Share on other sites
BetheButterfly Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 (edited) Somewhere, there is a homeless woman celebrating. Lol Well, that would be a definite positive! I hope so! Homeless women need shoes too and that'd be great if true! More people should "donate" shoes to those in need, though I don't think Jimmy shoes are the best to walk in... Edited August 18, 2011 by BetheButterfly Link to post Share on other sites
musemaj11 Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Do women really feel better, the more expensive the stuff they wear? One time I asked a female friend why female apparels seem to cost a lot more than male apparels and she said that if they are cheap, women won't buy them. I thought that was pretty dumb. Link to post Share on other sites
zengirl Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 First of all: I bet he just threw them away and said that to be dramatic. If he did throw them from a 19th floor balcony, I'm actually most appalled at the fact he could've literally killed someone with the shoes from that height. Imagine being hit by that ( ) or going to jail for committing manslaughter with a Jimmy Choo? Second of all: bummer, those shoes are expensive. I don't understand $400+ shoes, but still a bummer. Though I also wonder why you didn't get them when he was away. Forgot about them, I guess? Link to post Share on other sites
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