Star Gazer Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 I was very vocal indeed. .. Even had to stand up and place one foot on the toilet seat whilst I birthed it. I made my peace with God in case I burst something in my head or split myself down below whilst straining. ****ing extreme.. Take care, Eve x Holy sh*t!! (No pun intended) That sounds horrible!! I've never had it THAT bad... Glad you're feeling better!! Link to post Share on other sites
Author Eve Posted September 6, 2011 Author Share Posted September 6, 2011 I just lost my sexual urges for woman for the day.....thanks Lol.. philosphically speaking, if I being a relatively small woman can do what I did.. what happens when men get constipated? I mean, my Hubby is always going on about his bowl movements and to be honest they are so evil that I do wonder sometimes if something is wrong with him. Totally dsgusting.. but he is proud of them. The worst they are, the better, in his mind.. Basically, he and the men of the family have an allocated toilet which only they use. .. If he got constipated, the world could simply end. Take care, Eve x Link to post Share on other sites
Author Eve Posted September 6, 2011 Author Share Posted September 6, 2011 Holy sh*t!! (No pun intended) That sounds horrible!! I've never had it THAT bad... Glad you're feeling better!! Star.. I just keep saying it.. I seriously never knew this could happen. .. Telling you, it was like a near death experience. Even my friends came around to see me in my messed up state. I am rarely ever ill. But man do I look GREAT now. My jeans fit so well again. My skin is all glowing too. I suppose **** happens.. Take care, Eve x Link to post Share on other sites
AHardDaysNight Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 *Eve takes this comment seriously* Hope you are ok babes.. Take care, Eve x I am now. I am no longer constipated. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Eve Posted September 7, 2011 Author Share Posted September 7, 2011 I am now. I am no longer constipated. Glad to hear it. Neve really considered poop a topic before. Someone was telling me today about their irritable bowl syndrome thing that they have. They were really glad to just be able to talk about it as they said that it is such a personal topic. Man, it sounded really bad. I couldn't be doing with that.. like, all the time. I have concluded that our bowels can be a place of much inactivity, overactivity, mystery and drama .. and they need a lot of care and attention. I have learned my lesson. Take care, Eve x Link to post Share on other sites
Nohbody Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 My poor little 2 year old niece has constipation. Prune juice seems to work pretty well for her. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Eve Posted September 7, 2011 Author Share Posted September 7, 2011 My poor little 2 year old niece has constipation. Prune juice seems to work pretty well for her. Awwww.. poor baba. Glad she is ok now. I don't like to see little ones in any discomfort. Take care, Eve x Link to post Share on other sites
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