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Man, I'd love to go to the game next week.

 

Championship game at Candlestick.

 

45 minute flight, SD.

The Stick's just as decrepit as we remember it being in our youth. :love:

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45 minute flight, SD.

The Stick's just as decrepit as we remember it being in our youth. :love:

 

Sweet! Buy me a ticket. Me love you long time.

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Sweet! Buy me a ticket. Me love you long time.

 

That didn't work on me 10 clicks outside Saigon, it's not going to work on me now.

 

Actually,

if I pay for your plane ticket, fill my vehicle's gas tank.

The cost will be roughly equivalent.

Deal? :)

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That didn't work on me 10 clicks outside Saigon, it's not going to work on me now.

 

Actually,

if I pay for your plane ticket, fill my vehicle's gas tank.

The cost will be roughly equivalent.

Deal? :)

Deal.

 

What's it cost to fill up one of these guys?

 

About 20€ ?

 

:D

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Okay.

So, a friend will be coming to town so I looked into fun things to do.

 

I started researching Great White Shark Cage Diving and got super excited.

They take you out in boats to the Farallons Island, which are beyond the Golden Gate Bridge.

You're put in shark cages in the water with Great Whites the size of large automobiles.

Rad, right?

But here's the thing.

I figured to attract the sharks, they just chum the water.

No.

This locale is picked because of the high seal population so what you'll witness while in the cage, are sharks attacking seals in all its bloodiness.

Ugh.

Who wants to see that?

I'd be so bummed witnessing a seal slaughtering.

Wish they'd just chum the water instead.

:(

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I bet they do chum it and pick a spot where the sharks will cruise and come prod your cage a bit. That's the money shot.

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I bet they do chum it and pick a spot where the sharks will cruise and come prod your cage a bit. That's the money shot.

 

I'm not so sure, Bd. :(

Similar descriptions to this are on the sites I found.

 

The sharks come to the Farrallons to dine on the local population of Northern Elephant Seals. You'll find yourself rooting for the seals as they compete in a race for their lives against some of the planet's most incredible marine predators. Watching this natural great white feeding event is an experience you'll never forget.

 

I'd vomit. :(

 

But, I'll look around some more.

Perhaps you're right.

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Ah, sounds like they do take you to the kill then.

 

I like the sound of this: http://www.walkerbayadventures.co.za/

 

Paddle out to sea and dive with sharks. What could possibly go wrong?

 

HA!!

 

Well, turns out my friend doesn't want to see a seal slaughter any more than I do.

We're sensitive women.

So, it's off to Napa for wine tasting.

Should be a snooze...

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I'm not so sure, Bd. :(

Similar descriptions to this are on the sites I found.

 

The sharks come to the Farrallons to dine on the local population of Northern Elephant Seals. You'll find yourself rooting for the seals as they compete in a race for their lives against some of the planet's most incredible marine predators. Watching this natural great white feeding event is an experience you'll never forget.

 

I'd vomit. :(

 

But, I'll look around some more.

Perhaps you're right.

Ha! Sounds like something I would have taken you know who to.

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Ha! Sounds like something I would have taken you know who to.

 

Pfftt.

Like she'd get into a bathing suit.

 

Could you watch a shark attacking a seal like that, SD?

Ptp?

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Pfftt.

Like she'd get into a bathing suit.

 

Could you watch a shark attacking a seal like that, SD?

Ptp?

Just a bathing suit in SF bay :eek: LOL, I'm not a polar bear. Or whatever you call those crazy old people.

 

Oddly enough, she's actually Scuba certified.

 

I'm sure I could handle something like that. As long as the seal didn't look like this. She'd probably orgasm from the whole thing :lmao:

 

Big games next week, anybody going to them or someplace to watch 'em?

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Pfftt.

Could you watch a shark attacking a seal like that, SD?

Ptp?

 

Could I? Sure, would I want to out of my own volition? No.

 

Can we post horrible jokes in the mancave or will it get me banned? Its one of those where I feel like a horrible person for laughing at it.

 

BTW Cerri, why do you keep looking away?:p

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Just a bathing suit in SF bay :eek: LOL, I'm not a polar bear. Or whatever you call those crazy old people.

 

Bathing suit, then wet suit.

 

Oddly enough, she's actually Scuba certified.

 

I'm sure I could handle something like that. As long as the seal didn't look like this. She'd probably orgasm from the whole thing :lmao:

 

Ewww, hahaha.

It'd be like a live seal snuff film for her.

 

Big games next week, anybody going to them or someplace to watch 'em?

 

I'll be watching at the office.

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Could I? Sure, would I want to out of my own volition? No.

 

Can we post horrible jokes in the mancave or will it get me banned? Its one of those where I feel like a horrible person for laughing at it.

 

BTW Cerri, why do you keep looking away?:p

 

:p

 

Horrible jokes..hmm.

Horribly dirty?

If so, and they're sexy, PM me with them but think twice about posting them.

Horribly corny?

Off-Topic Thread, I'd say.

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Bugger. A book just fell on my head and left me with a speech impediemnt.

I've only got myshelf to blame.

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