ptp Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 So I took a cursory read of the Average people should date average thread and this is what I was able to gather. Male Poster: All I want in a girl is A and B, but women don't like me because I don't have X, Y and Z. Female Poster: I fit A and B and I don't care about X, Y and Z, but men won't date me because all men want to date Brazilian supermodels. people just do it already. The only person I actually empathize with is quietGuy13, he is either a Jedi Master level troll or he actually has some serious problems. Link to post Share on other sites
somedude81 Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 So I took a cursory read of the Average people should date average thread and this is what I was able to gather. Male Poster: All I want in a girl is A and B, but women don't like me because I don't have X, Y and Z. Female Poster: I fit A and B and I don't care about X, Y and Z, but men won't date me because all men want to date Brazilian supermodels. Heh, that girl is one of the most, interesting on our forum. She has personality, I'll give her that. The only person I actually empathize with is quietGuy13, he is either a Jedi Master level troll or he actually has some serious problems. It's definitely the later. Link to post Share on other sites
somedude81 Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 (edited) Ugh, the Players thread in the dating section really pissed me off, for a variety of reasons. Though, am I a creep for wishing I was a player? I'd love to be Playerclaus. Spreading joy and happiness to women everywhere, making them all feel better about themselves. And of course getting my cookies and milk. Edited January 19, 2012 by somedude81 Link to post Share on other sites
D-Lish Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Ugh, the Players thread in the dating section really pissed me off, for a variety of reasons. Though, am I a creep for wishing I was a player? I'd love to be Playerclaus. Spreading joy and happiness to women everywhere, making them all feel better about themselves. And of course getting my cookies and milk. All I can tell you SD, is that you might want to be playerclause right now- but the fact is you don't want to be playerclaus when you reach his age. A big fat bearded man trying to a play dating like he's 20 again is ridiculous. The only action he's going to get is with an elf looking to climb the ladder and willing to do what it takes to get there. Link to post Share on other sites
cerridwen Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Ugh, the Players thread in the dating section really pissed me off, for a variety of reasons. Though, am I a creep for wishing I was a player? I'd love to be Playerclaus. Spreading joy and happiness to women everywhere, making them all feel better about themselves. And of course getting my cookies and milk. Herpes. ... Link to post Share on other sites
Art_Critic Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Spreading joy hahahaha Who is Joy ? Link to post Share on other sites
somedude81 Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 All I can tell you SD, is that you might want to be playerclause right now- but the fact is you don't want to be playerclaus when you reach his age. A big fat bearded man trying to a play dating like he's 20 again is ridiculous. The only action he's going to get is with an elf looking to climb the ladder and willing to do what it takes to get there. For a man who is about 1,000 years old, I think he looks pretty good. What you got against elves anyways? Herpes. ... Don't they got a shot for that? Seriously though, is the only way to be with a lot of women is to be the user and abuser guy? Or is that the ultimate secret? To not care about women at all, doing whatever he wants? Link to post Share on other sites
ptp Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Ugh, the Players thread in the dating section really pissed me off, for a variety of reasons. Though, am I a creep for wishing I was a player? I'd love to be Playerclaus. Spreading joy and happiness to women everywhere, making them all feel better about themselves. And of course getting my cookies and milk. Ever see the show Californication? Having never been to Cali, as far as I know, David Duchovny's sex life is what it is like for most guys in Cali. Link to post Share on other sites
Anela Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Seriously though, is the only way to be with a lot of women is to be the user and abuser guy? Or is that the ultimate secret? To not care about women at all, doing whatever he wants? No, it isn't. I almost asked about the age of the women you're asking out, but then I wasn't interested in users/players when I was fifteen or twenty-one, let alone now. Link to post Share on other sites
Author betterdeal Posted January 19, 2012 Author Share Posted January 19, 2012 I knew a fella here who rented out his spare room to another fella who needed somewhere none of the 4 or 5 women he had on the go knew about. I mean, if you have your own place and you have to rent somewhere else to get away from it, is it really worth it? Link to post Share on other sites
cerridwen Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 No. ....... Link to post Share on other sites
cerridwen Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Sistine Chapel!! Link to post Share on other sites
somedude81 Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Cerri crazy ....... Link to post Share on other sites
cerridwen Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Cerri crazy ....... I think you're right. I think I've been responding to posts that only exist in my mind! Link to post Share on other sites
ptp Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Cerri crazy and SD, you know what they say about crazy women in bed right? .......... When you aren't expecting it they'll try to stick a finger up your you know what. Link to post Share on other sites
cerridwen Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 and SD, you know what they say about crazy women in bed right? .......... When you aren't expecting it they'll try to stick a finger up your you know what. ^Completely true! P! Are you rooting for the Niners this weekend?! Link to post Share on other sites
somedude81 Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Why would a woman want to stick her finger up my nose? Link to post Share on other sites
ptp Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 P! Are you rooting for the Niners this weekend?! No dog in the fight thus, I am a free agent and much like our congressmen I am selling my loyalties to the highest bidder. I'll take gifts, cash, cars, Valentine's Day date ideas,praise and complements, a pat on the back...anything really. As we speak, Feelin Frisky is wiring cash to my Swiss bank account, but it isn't over yet and I am not opposed to switching back. Link to post Share on other sites
ptp Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Somedude would never date me. He's got 'standards,' remember, and he'd only drop them to my level as a form of desperation. I not nearly thin or young enough for him. dyaaaaaaam P.I.M.P. Link to post Share on other sites
cerridwen Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 (edited) No dog in the fight thus, I am a free agent and much like our congressmen I am selling my loyalties to the highest bidder. I'll take gifts, cash, cars, Valentine's Day date ideas,praise and complements, a pat on the back...anything really. As we speak, Feelin Frisky is wiring cash to my Swiss bank account, but it isn't over yet and I am not opposed to switching back. Get her a George Foreman Grill. Done. Now, root for the Niners. You're welcome. Edited January 20, 2012 by cerridwen Link to post Share on other sites
ptp Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Get her a George Foreman Grill. Done. Now, root for the Niners. You're welcome. So you pick gifts about as well as you pick winners huh? Link to post Share on other sites
cerridwen Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 So you pick gifts about as well as you pick winners huh? Basically! ha! You two really should have one of those grills though. They're great for lowfat cooking, and guaranteed to squeeze any ounce of moisture from whatever meat you cook in them. Link to post Share on other sites
Author betterdeal Posted January 20, 2012 Author Share Posted January 20, 2012 Painful. So so painful. Link to post Share on other sites
cerridwen Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Painful. So so painful. *Guffaw, snort, snort* A wince-inducing yet strangely titillating image. Link to post Share on other sites
Author betterdeal Posted January 20, 2012 Author Share Posted January 20, 2012 Which reminds me, What annoys a noisy oyster? A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster! Link to post Share on other sites
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