cerridwen Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Which reminds me, What annoys a noisy oyster? A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster! Oh, Cat in the Hat! Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you. And the world's quite better for it, I'd say. G-night Man Cave! Link to post Share on other sites
ptp Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Basically! ha! You two really should have one of those grills though. They're great for lowfat cooking, and guaranteed to squeeze any ounce of moisture from whatever meat you cook in them. preaching to the choir, I have been "knocking out the fat" since college. Leave that piece of meat in there too long and it looks like something an astronaut would take into space. Link to post Share on other sites
cerridwen Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 preaching to the choir, I have been "knocking out the fat" since college. Leave that piece of meat in there too long and it looks like something an astronaut would take into space. Horrible design flaw. The cover's too heavy so it just strangles the meat into juicelessness. So, today here at work, there's been a big lull. In it, I brought my team in to discuss a question that's been on my mind and is also appropriate to the Man Cave. If you were given a year's supply of free gasoline with it, would you drive around in the Weinermobile as your only vehicle? You are not allowed to ever drive anything else during those 12 months. Link to post Share on other sites
ptp Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 (edited) Does it matter if nobody thinks your ideal? So I was looking through the your "ideal bf/gf" thread and realized, I am not really "ideal" for any chick. Seems like most women ideally want really tall, slim build(ectomorph) guy. I am not particularly tall 6'1" and I am the exact opposite of a slim build since I have an endomorph build. Even the current GF likes the tall, slim build, with darker skin almost like a Brazillian or Puerto Rican guy. I guess nobody likes butt white skin? So what am I supposed to do? Edited January 20, 2012 by ptp Link to post Share on other sites
cerridwen Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Does it matter if nobody thinks your ideal? So I was looking through the your "ideal bf/gf" thread and realized, I am not really "ideal" for any chick. Seems like most women ideally want really tall, slim build(ectomorph) guy. I am not particularly tall 6'1" and I am the exact opposite of a slim build since I have an endomorph build. Even the current GF likes the tall, slim build, with darker skin almost like a Brazillian or Puerto Rican guy. I guess nobody likes butt white skin? So what am I supposed to do? I dunno if the posters on that thread represent everyone, Ptp. I didn't even bother reading through the posts, tbh, because I know I'm ideal enough for enough. 6'1, endomorph, white dude? Educated, good sense of humor, manly man? Into quickies and indoor grilling? You're ideal enough for enough too. Skrew that thread. Link to post Share on other sites
somedude81 Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Why must you guys tempt me so? But no, I'm not going to fall for it. Carry on. Link to post Share on other sites
cerridwen Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Why must you guys tempt me so? But no, I'm not going to fall for it. Carry on. May I direct you to the "Serenity Now" post in this thread? It'd be perfect right about now. Link to post Share on other sites
somedude81 Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Nah, I'm good. Though you guys should know how easy it is for me to fall into the negative mindset. The setup from ptp was absolutely perfect. Though since the Man Cave is located in Self-Improvement land the least I can do is try to avoid falling into the standard traps. Link to post Share on other sites
Dust Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Nah, I'm good. Though you guys should know how easy it is for me to fall into the negative mindset. The setup from ptp was absolutely perfect. Though since the Man Cave is located in Self-Improvement land the least I can do is try to avoid falling into the standard traps. You still mad at me mr. Negative? Link to post Share on other sites
cerridwen Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 I want to watch you two "make up". Hey, Man Cave. You don't mind if I talk about the tediousness of menstral cycles in here, do you? Sweet. Any of you dudes feel free to join in. Link to post Share on other sites
somedude81 Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 You still mad at me mr. Negative? Just watch your words. I want to watch you two "make up". Hey, Man Cave. You don't mind if I talk about the tediousness of menstral cycles in here, do you? Sweet. Any of you dudes feel free to join in. Is it true that women go from normal horny to super horny as part of their cycle? If so, any way to capitalize? Link to post Share on other sites
cerridwen Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Just watch your words. Is it true that women go from normal horny to super horny as part of their cycle? If so, any way to capitalize? GOD, YES!!! Let me tell you something...I have been on FIRE! FIRE! It happens during ovulation. That's usually when I wander down to the Off-Topic thread and start demanding an orgy. To capitalize, start tracking chicks' cycles. Hit them up two weeks from when they lasted ended their period. Good luck. Link to post Share on other sites
somedude81 Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 GOD, YES!!! Let me tell you something...I have been on FIRE! FIRE! It happens during ovulation. That's usually when I wander down to the Off-Topic thread and start demanding an orgy. To capitalize, start tracking chicks' cycles. Hit them up two weeks from when they lasted ended their period. Good luck. Sweet. When I'm getting to know a girl; What's your major? What do you like to do for fun? Which place would you want to go to the most. When did you last have your period? Link to post Share on other sites
cerridwen Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Sweet. When I'm getting to know a girl; What's your major? What do you like to do for fun? Which place would you want to go to the most. When did you last have your period? YES! And have a calendar and pencil ready. And bail money. Link to post Share on other sites
Anela Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 I want to watch you two "make up". Hey, Man Cave. You don't mind if I talk about the tediousness of menstral cycles in here, do you? Sweet. Any of you dudes feel free to join in. I dealt with that just days into the brand new year. curled up on the couch, watching TV, and feeling exhausted. Just watch your words. Is it true that women go from normal horny to super horny as part of their cycle? Yep. So many days beforehand, I feel that buzz, and then again a couple of weeks after it's finished. If I had a boyfriend, it would be a good way to ease PMS, that's for sure. It's nice in here. Sorry to butt in. Link to post Share on other sites
Dust Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Just watch your words. I'd watch yours you just might egg me on enough and I'll have some real fun with you! Link to post Share on other sites
cerridwen Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 I dealt with that just days into the brand new year. curled up on the couch, watching TV, and feeling exhausted. Yep. So many days beforehand, I feel that buzz, and then again a couple of weeks after it's finished. If I had a boyfriend, it would be a good way to ease PMS, that's for sure. It's nice in here. Sorry to butt in. Oh, please, Anela, don't leave! I've been dying to get another woman in here. Miss D-Lish drops by every now and again but not often enough. Come sit with me. We can both fit in this ripped, duct-tape mended Lazyboy. Link to post Share on other sites
Author betterdeal Posted January 21, 2012 Author Share Posted January 21, 2012 Shush, women. I'm trying to read. Link to post Share on other sites
cerridwen Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Shush, women. I'm trying to read. Order me to get you a beer next. Link to post Share on other sites
Author betterdeal Posted January 21, 2012 Author Share Posted January 21, 2012 Have you not started cooking breakfast yet? And don't forget the black pudding. Link to post Share on other sites
Dust Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Order me to get you a beer next. So many women have computers in the kitchen these days. Only explenation for all the femal posts. Link to post Share on other sites
Anela Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 So many women have computers in the kitchen these days. Only explenation for all the femal posts. I would be happy if that were true; it would mean that I had a working laptop again. Although I'd be checking in more from the dining room, the couch, or the garden - maybe a bookstore, or cafe. Link to post Share on other sites
Anela Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Oh, please, Anela, don't leave! I've been dying to get another woman in here. Miss D-Lish drops by every now and again but not often enough. Come sit with me. We can both fit in this ripped, duct-tape mended Lazyboy. I'd love to. You're actually the reason I popped in here before. I like your posts, and peeked in a couple of months ago, I think it was. Link to post Share on other sites
cerridwen Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 I'd love to. You're actually the reason I popped in here before. I like your posts, and peeked in a couple of months ago, I think it was. I'm glad you're staying. It's nice to be in the presence of the opposite sex without bickering. I remember you from the "Do Me!" thread. You posted about being raised in England and still saying "whilst" though you moved to the States, correct? Cute. So, what kind of manly things interest you? We talk about sports, gambling, Weinermobiles, corny jokes, unhealthy food, etcetara. Link to post Share on other sites
ptp Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Let me tell you something...I have been on FIRE! FIRE! I am not a doctor or anything, but I am pretty sure thats called a UTI:lmao:. Link to post Share on other sites
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