Author betterdeal Posted January 26, 2012 Author Share Posted January 26, 2012 You say "seriously" a lot now, do you know that? You got that from me. You never used to say it, now it's all the time. "C, would you stop throwing stuff in the back seat. Seriously!" "C! Stop calling me! Just because you can't sleep doesn't mean I'm not! Seriously!" Seriously! Seriously! Big baby! I can't sleep. Cerriders, have you trimmed your beard recently? Let me splash some lotion on it for you, it'll help soothe things. Link to post Share on other sites
cerridwen Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 That's not my beard so please do. Link to post Share on other sites
Author betterdeal Posted January 26, 2012 Author Share Posted January 26, 2012 My pleasure! This Bonnie Langford sat nav is rubbish. It keeps telling me to turn around, and every now and then it falls apart. Link to post Share on other sites
cerridwen Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 I should learn to change a tire. But it looks so messy. Link to post Share on other sites
cerridwen Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 (edited) I feel I have the womanly parts down pat. But here are "manly" areas in need of improvement: Tire changing Car engine understanding Tools acquiring Batting cages visiting More extreme sporting Financial talk focusing Craps learning I believe I'll begin with tool acquiring. Easy enough. Then...mmmm...I suppose car engine understanding. A book should suffice. And Vegas will help with the craps learning. No time for batting cages now so it's on to finding a new extreme sport. Edited January 28, 2012 by cerridwen Link to post Share on other sites
Ross MwcFan Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Hey cerri, here's some ideas for extreme sports 1. Skydiving 2. Base jumping 3. Ice climbing 4. White water kayaking 5. Hang gliding 6. Kite surfing 7. Extreme ironing Link to post Share on other sites
Art_Critic Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 What about Golf, Baseball, Porn Watching, Nut Scratching and general one up ness ? Link to post Share on other sites
Author betterdeal Posted January 28, 2012 Author Share Posted January 28, 2012 I feel I have the womanly parts down pat. But here are "manly" areas in need of improvement: Let's start with Shaving, shall we? Link to post Share on other sites
ptp Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Some of these aren't that bad. Tire changing More extreme sporting Tire changing on a Chicago expressway at 7:30 a.m. = extreme sport:cool: Craps learning Here is what I know. Step 1: Hot girl blows on you dice (ahem). Step 2: ? Step 3: Profit! Link to post Share on other sites
thehead Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Hey cerri, here's some ideas for extreme sports 1. Skydiving 2. Base jumping 3. Ice climbing 4. White water kayaking 5. Hang gliding 6. Kite surfing 7. Extreme ironing Extreme ironing Link to post Share on other sites
Ross MwcFan Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Extreme ironing Lol, yeah, it's a wacky British thing. Link to post Share on other sites
runner Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Extreme ironing nice Link to post Share on other sites
cerridwen Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Hey cerri, here's some ideas for extreme sports 1. Skydiving 2. Base jumping 3. Ice climbing 4. White water kayaking 5. Hang gliding 6. Kite surfing 7. Extreme ironing Thanks, Ross-a-roni! What about Golf, Baseball, Porn Watching, Nut Scratching and general one up ness ? I do 4 out of 5. Not bad! Let's start with Shaving, shall we? Best start with my back then. Some of these aren't that bad. Tire changing on a Chicago expressway at 7:30 a.m. = extreme sport:cool: Here is what I know. Step 1: Hot girl blows on you dice (ahem). Step 2: ? Step 3: Profit! Vegas, P! I'm telling you! It'll be a good time!! Did you get a new phone btw? Link to post Share on other sites
cerridwen Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Extreme ironing nice That's pretty great. I like the look of intensity this guy has. Link to post Share on other sites
somedude81 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Ever tried a jet skii? Link to post Share on other sites
cerridwen Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Ever tried a jet skii? :lmao: Looks challenging! Link to post Share on other sites
Dust Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Get in the kitchen and make us an extreme after midnight snack! (east coast) Link to post Share on other sites
cerridwen Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 West coast! Link to post Share on other sites
Dust Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 West coast! no thanks. Have you seen these guys before Link to post Share on other sites
cerridwen Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 no thanks. Have you seen these guys before I couldn't watch anyone take a bite. It's easily one of the most revolting food-centered things I've ever seen. You win! Link to post Share on other sites
Dust Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 I couldn't watch anyone take a bite. It's easily one of the most revolting food-centered things I've ever seen. You win! We both win... our prize split Somedude in two. I'll let you have his bottom half. Link to post Share on other sites
somedude81 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 I like my nipples teased. Link to post Share on other sites
cerridwen Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 We both win... our prize split Somedude in two. I'll let you have his bottom half. Travis. ... Link to post Share on other sites
Dust Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 I like my nipples teased. I plan on turning you into a cyborg. Expect a robotic centaur bottom half. Link to post Share on other sites
Author betterdeal Posted January 29, 2012 Author Share Posted January 29, 2012 I'm about to order in one of these babies. Anyone want one? Link to post Share on other sites
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