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Your Sun Devils are getting murdered too.

 

Hopefully things will turn around in the second half.

Or I'm selling plasma to make rent this month.

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Breakfast is served, gentleman. Spoons are on the table.

 

I'll leave the defibrillator by the door.

Oh my God! Something like that actually exists?!

 

Truly, the best miracles are the ones you don't have to ask for, they just happen.

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Don't you hate it when the seven dwarves sing about Snow White being a drug addicted prostitute?

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:laugh:.....

 

You realize he's still at it, don't you.

 

Don't you hate it when the seven dwarves sing about Snow White being a drug addicted prostitute?

 

Every time.

 

Oh my God! Something like that actually exists?!

 

Truly, the best miracles are the ones you don't have to ask for, they just happen.

 

YES!

I think it was The Daily Show that featured this product with the tag line of "Isn't It Time Your Tongue Took a Sh*t In Your Mouth?"

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You realize he's still at it, don't you.

 

He'll be Omegamale before he's finished

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Is smoking still allowed in the sports book of the MGM? Anyone know? Can't find a definitive answer on Google.

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Is smoking still allowed in the sports book of the MGM? Anyone know? Can't find a definitive answer on Google.

 

At most, there's a non-smoking section which means squat, given the openness of the area.

Same with Bellagio's.

 

God, I hate your Trojans.

And I don't mean the condoms.

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At most, there's a non-smoking section which means squat, given the openness of the area.

Same with Bellagio's.

 

God, I hate your Trojans.

And I don't mean the condoms.

 

Thanks.

 

I emailed you our fight song.

 

Think I got to get a mutherf**king manicure. I was working on the Jeep and can't get my nails clean. I have a date and my hands are jacked.

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Thanks.

 

I emailed you our fight song.

 

Think I got to get a mutherf**king manicure. I was working on the Jeep and can't get my nails clean. I have a date and my hands are jacked.

 

Okay, come here, I'll take care of you ((pats empty space beside me on the couch and breaks out the tools)).

 

While we're at it, I'll clip your nose hairs too:p.

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Do the dishes by hand ... clean those nails

 

I cut them down to the quick and scrubbed the hell out of them. No dishes to do. Maybe I should make a lasagna just to have something to wash.

 

Okay, come here, I'll take care of you ((pats empty space beside me on the couch and breaks out the tools)).

 

While we're at it, I'll clip your nose hairs too:p.

 

Thanks, D-Lish. I really don't want to go to a salon. :(

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Thanks, D-Lish. I really don't want to go to a salon. :(

 

No worries, while we are taking care of your nails, I have to mention that I think you need to change your shirt - it's not working with your shoes. :lmao:

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You realize you're kvetching about nails in the MAN Cave, right?

 

Damn it.

 

No worries, while we are taking care of your nails, I have to mention that I think you need to change your shirt - it's not working with your shoes. :lmao:

 

But, the silk shirt works with the bell bottoms?

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You realize you're kvetching about nails in the MAN Cave, right?

 

:lmao::lmao::lmao: Good one Cerri! :laugh:

 

Man cave Man cave. I wish I was a man today.

 

LS men... what are your thoughts on manicures? Is it bad that I think it brings the manliness factor down a notch? (absolutely no offense thehead.. I appreciate a well groomed man... but I gotta keep it real you know!). Men who get manicures and pedicures at a salon, manly or not?! Maybe it depends on the individual and the establishment? It's important for a man to be clean cut there's no question about that but is it still manly if you go to a salon for this?

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:lmao::lmao::lmao: Good one Cerri! :laugh:

 

Man cave Man cave. I wish I was a man today.

 

LS men... what are your thoughts on manicures? Is it bad that I think it brings the manliness factor down a notch? (absolutely no offense thehead.. I appreciate a well groomed man... but I gotta keep it real you know!). Men who get manicures and pedicures at a salon, manly or not?! Maybe it depends on the individual and the establishment? It's important for a man to be clean cut there's no question about that but is it still manly if you go to a salon for this?

 

No offense taken, Lil. I hope there are some unisex places to go to. I've only ever noticed women in places like that. I wish my barber had a person availalbe to give one in a backroom somewhere. Behind a screen.

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I'm sure there's gotta be manly salons where men can go to get groomed and still be manly right? I think it's a little funny when I go to a salon and see a man (usually there with his gf) getting a pedicure or a manicure.. they usually have a bit of a shamed look about them. Like they know it's not a manly thing to do but the outcome is worth it! I think it's alright as long as he doesn't groom more often than I do lol!

 

Here's something else, I was watching superbad earlier today and that scene where the chick grinds on Jonah Hill and leaves a blood stain on his leg... freakin hilarious!! Does stuff like that really happen?!:lmao: Do any of you guys have any similar horror stories? lol!

 

When I was in sixth grade a new kid in my class got a really bad nose bleed and a few drops of blood hit his pants near his crotch when he was sitting down. Poor kid had to walk around with 'period' stains all day it was so embarrasing for him. He took it like a champ though and just rolled with it, actually ended up being really popular by the end of the year. Guys with a good sense of humor are always manly:cool:

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:lmao::lmao::lmao: Good one Cerri! :laugh:

 

Man cave Man cave. I wish I was a man today.

 

LS men... what are your thoughts on manicures? Is it bad that I think it brings the manliness factor down a notch? (absolutely no offense thehead.. I appreciate a well groomed man... but I gotta keep it real you know!). Men who get manicures and pedicures at a salon, manly or not?! Maybe it depends on the individual and the establishment? It's important for a man to be clean cut there's no question about that but is it still manly if you go to a salon for this?

 

Hey Lil!

Intriguing question.

I dated a guy who was an officer in the military.

Out of necessity of his position, he got manicures somewhere on the base.

That it happened there struck me as less feminine.

His hygiene was always on point.

God bless our military.

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But, the silk shirt works with the bell bottoms?

 

I just don't like the animal print- I think we can improve.

I'm free if You want to go shopping???

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I just don't like the animal print- I think we can improve.

I'm free if You want to go shopping???

 

You're not going to try and fit me for a bra, are you? Even though I don't need one, you might not be able to help yourself when we walk past the lingerie.

 

@Lil1. Superbad is such a good movie.

 

@cerri. You're lucky your Bears didn't play today. They probably would have lost.

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